🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

I've been a bit lazy with posting clips lately, so teach a man how to fish etc.

I'm using a lightweight screen recorder that I start running whenever something interesting might happen, if nothing worth clipping happens, I can simply abort and never have it save.
How I usually record. I play video games or browse on my second monitor.


1. Download ShareX (free, open source)
2. Go to Task Settings > Screen recorder > Screen recording options and select audio source as "virtual audio capture"


3. (optional) Go to Hotkey settings and add custom ones. I recommend an easy 'Capture last region' key, that way you don't need to select a new region and can keep consistent window recording sizes.


4. Edit the clip with a video editor of your choice. Webm is size efficient, cutting resolution in half is an efficient way to reduce file size for larger clips. I like Shotcut (also free and open source), it also has a built in mode to export into animated webp so you can make beuatiful things like this:

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[Giant Machine]

lol calm down
But Josie does almost nothing interesting, which makes her boring as fuck. I even dare to say she's as boring as Sylvia, and even the Hog shits/schemes on people behind their backs. Josie is just.....there.

Her best content was when she was in bed podcasting. Her "what do you call a cow with no legs? Groooooooouuuunnd Beef" joke was great.

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For documentation purposes - here's the poll on who people want to leave next. At 15,000/14,000 votes I think these polls represent a big enough chunk of the audience to be statistically significant. We're also now 16 hours post Jon's most recent episode of being a crybaby faggot in the basement so it's not just an immediate response to that incident.

There's a not insignificant anti Sam troon group hate watching the show. These people heard what Jon said about their sacred cow abortion and using their platform to manipulate the poll.

 

[curbside2]

I kind of don't get why Jet stopped Letty from sleeping on a chili stained sheet, or why he remarked that it "Made them look bad". Like I get the moral reasons, it looks absolutely pathetic to sleep on a dirty bed and to have trash all around the room. Jet seems to be a nice guy, so I'm sure seeing that made him feel bad. But, the whole point of the show is that these people have to live in and survive a hellish environment for 6 weeks. The house being dirty is pretty much a given at this point.

I understand that they have to stop certain things for liability reasons (such as taping her arms since that could be a fall hazard) but I can't really think of how sleeping on a stained sheet is a liability. It seems like Jet is a softie and not cut out for the original concept of the show.

I don’t think it goes deeper than Letty being very upset at that time. She could hear the whole cast talking shit and laughing at her and she looked visibility shaken. Jet is soft. There’s no other way to put it.

I thought it was good cop/bad cop. But it’s clear it goes further than that. Jon told Letty to her face they’d been talking shit and left to go make chicken. Letty rolled over to cry. In two minutes flat Jet rushes in with special snacks and tells her to have a good night.

 

[Angry Shoes]

There's a not insignificant anti Sam troon group hate watching the show. These people heard what Jon said about their sacred cow abortion and using their platform to manipulate the poll.

I’ve noticed in every discussion of this show the fans tend to be a bit short-sighted. And of course this is worse on Twitter where people have such short attention spans they can’t read more then a paragraph. This isn‘t da evul sjws voting Jon off, this is a fanbase with the attention span of a goldfish saying “Jon was bad today so I want him gone”.

 

[King George III]

Day 16 10:16am Letty has arisen to use the B4 bathroom

ED: And right back to bed

 

[Chongqing]

I kind of don't get why Jet stopped Letty from sleeping on a chili stained sheet, or why he remarked that it "Made them look bad". Like I get the moral reasons, it looks absolutely pathetic to sleep on a dirty bed and to have trash all around the room. Jet seems to be a nice guy, so I'm sure seeing that made him feel bad. But, the whole point of the show is that these people have to live in and survive a hellish environment for 6 weeks. The house being dirty is pretty much a given at this point.

I understand that they have to stop certain things for liability reasons (such as taping her arms since that could be a fall hazard) but I can't really think of how sleeping on a stained sheet is a liability. It seems like Jet is a softie and not cut out for the original concept of the show.

I think Jet stopped her more just because it's gross. Is it a fetish for some people? No one wants to know.

 

[Aidan]

I don’t think it goes deeper than Letty being very upset at that time. She could hear the whole cast talking shit and laughing at her and she looked visibility shaken. Jet is soft. There’s no other way to put it.

I thought it was good cop/bad cop. But it’s clear it goes further than that. Jon told Letty to her face they’d been talking shit and left to go make chicken. Letty rolled over to cry. In two minutes flat Jet rushes in with special snacks and tells her to have a good night.

I think Jet made the right call, they want her to stick around and it was a nice, funny gesture.

 

[apa gapa]

Letty's politics:
Letty is probably a "dirtbag leftist," which is anti-liberal leftism. Early on she mentioned Red Scare, which is dirtbag enough that a good chunk of liberals believe it to be alt-right. She was a Bernie supporter, who was further to the left and less liberal than Hillary. Subtle racism jokes are very much in line with dirtbag ideology, as is Sam Hyde's sense of humor.

Letty's politics is whatever the boys in her current discord group have

 

[Lowercase I internet]

I’ve noticed in every discussion of this show the fans tend to be a bit short-sighted. And of course this is worse on Twitter where people have such short attention spans they can’t read more then a paragraph. This isn‘t da evul sjws voting Jon off, this is a fanbase with the attention span of a goldfish saying “Jon was bad today so I want him gone”.

Remember when Vance did nothing the first nine days and nobody wanted him gone? Or how Mauro and Sylvia were basically dead until Jon took their baby? Again, nobody was calling for them to be kicked, and if they were it was a very small portion of people watching the show. I’m just saying you’re correct when you say people watching have the mind of a goldfish. Jon was being annoying, therefore he’s literally satan, and I want him either kicked of the show or kill.

This wasn’t even his worst sperg out by a long shot, and I mean a LOOOONG shot. And yet chat and Twitter were filled with A-Logging that was far worse than during his previous sperg outs. About 3 hours after that incident he’s acting like a funny retard making fun of a crippled veteran (Vance) while playing badminton. Then shortly after, one of the best schemes of the show happens, and it involves him. The Jon cycle continues to flow.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I kind of don't get why Jet stopped Letty from sleeping on a chili stained sheet, or why he remarked that it "Made them look bad".

I didn't quite get that either. Being gross has actually kind of become part of Lettie's brand and after these last couple of days of being harassed by TTS and being alienated from the other fish, her pathetically laying on the chili bed in the neck brace was kind of darkly humorous.

I'm guessing it's just a matter of him getting too close to the fish. He had long talk with her in the basement the other night and he sees the chat, he knows she's got it rough right now so maybe it just made him sad to see.

It's just a little odd though. Sharks dump the trash all over the place, send the fish loot crates of slop, spray fart spray everywhere but now they're worried about the fish living in filth?

 

[The Entity]

Imagine literally selling your soul to Sam Hyde for $10,000.
I can't decide if this is horrifying or hilarious, but Sam has certainly delivered yet again.

Maybe the schizoposters were right and fishtank really is a satanic ritual of some sort.

 

[Pathos]

Reading this makes me wonder if there is any hope for neets like Letty. Everyone's heard about "late bloomers" who are losers until one day when they just become normal somehow. Are late bloomers real? Or, is their situation more like how fat people will lose weight for a year or two and everyone will point at them as proof that anyone can lose weight, but almost all fat people who lose weight gain it all back within a couple years of getting to their lowest weight. Are neets like Letty just permanently fucked?

Your 20’s are basically when the biggest personality changes can take place.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Letty's politics is whatever the boys in her current discord group have

Changing her views to appease the men? Accidental trad moment.

 

[KingFrampt]

She was allowed to peek on the stairs because it'd be a huge fucking disaster for the show if she fell and injured herself. Letty was also told she was allowed to hold the rail despite not being allowed to use her arms. They likely abandoned the whole tape idea altogether because they were informed it was a potential liability issue in itself. A lot of this stuff clearly isn't thought out. There is a reason why the bigger reality shows have a team of lawyers on stand by to inform the producers on what they can and can't get away with.

If it was purely a liability thing they would have had jon scoot down the stairs on his ass instead of having him hop down the stairs on one leg, instead he gets penalized for not using his crutches properly

You could make the same argument about Sylvia, hearing is like the key element to balance, if her ears are completely blocked she might have less balance and trip down the stairs

It's very dumb and very arbitrary, why not just ban Josie from going upstairs, why even do the blind disability in the first place? It's retarded

If she does not get a third exception today I will be very shocked. She is so hilariously coddled its unreal, even her loot boxes are coddled, everyone else gets like Beef Jerky and condoms while Josie will rake in entertainment items 24/7 and snacks, she even got a Whopper don't forget

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I can't reply to the other guy but basically if you're gonna create a disability and then completely change it (i.e. Letty's arm restrictions compared to Sylvia) then you completely ruin the integrity of the challenge imo

 

[CoolFool]

If Letty really cared about centering her politics around men then why would she sperg out and get mad at them when they talk about gender roles and shit?

 

[Appetizer]

If Letty really cared about centering her politics around men then why would she sperg out and get mad at them when they talk about gender roles and shit?

I take it you haven't been around a lot of women like this. They treat politics like a fashion accessory until it becomes something that affects them directly and then they want absolute feminoid control. You see this a ton in every fringe political scene, girls who are there for the aesthetic and not the ideas.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Changing her views to appease the men? Accidental trad moment.

It's just a woman moment. It's what women do. They talk badly about about men, say they're a ultra radical feminist, will never ever serve a man and then the right man comes in the picture and they change their entire personality overnight.

Women dress and act according to the social code of other women. It's got nothing to do with men. Her whole act is a shit test to men. The person she respects the least is a man who would accept her how she is.

 

[CoolFool]

I take it you haven't been around a lot of women like this. They treat politics like a fashion accessory until it becomes something that affects them directly and then they want absolute feminoid control. You see this a ton in every fringe political scene, girls who are there for the aesthetic and not the ideas.

My point is that if she was one of those women that morph into whatever guy they're dating/trying to date (Like Anisa and all of her boyfriends) then she would be agreeing with them. She's been consistent about her beliefs every time politics are brought up.

 

[King George III]

10:54am Damiel and Josie undeterred by lawnmower, weed-eater, and leafblower, continue to sleep.

 

[cistendered]

Remember when Vance did nothing the first nine days and nobody wanted him gone? Or how Mauro and Sylvia were basically dead until Jon took their baby? Again, nobody was calling for them to be kicked, and if they were it was a very small portion of people watching the show. I’m just saying you’re correct when you say people watching have the mind of a goldfish. Jon was being annoying, therefore he’s literally satan, and I want him either kicked of the show or kill.

This wasn’t even his worst sperg out by a long shot, and I mean a LOOOONG shot. And yet chat and Twitter were filled with A-Logging that was far worse than during his previous sperg outs. About 3 hours after that incident he’s acting like a funny retard making fun of a crippled veteran (Vance) while playing badminton. Then shortly after, one of the best schemes of the show happens, and it involves him. The Jon cycle continues to flow.

Weird it’s almost like people who found Jon annoying tolerated his spergouts up until now. Then he pouted, got tard wrangled, got a 1 hour challenge cancelled because he’s a crybaby, then gloated as if he won because the other fish actually participated. Total bitch behavior and completely counter to the purpose of the show.

Talk of Jontent and the “Jon Cycle” is a massive cope. It’s the Jon cringe and gay tantrum spiral. His tantrums are becoming more cringe and gay and are happening more frequently as the show goes on. For every funny moment he has there’s like 50 hours of him being a loud obnoxious compulsive liar or being a a giant faggot and hiding in a closet or getting therapy in the basement.