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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I risked my ears for the conversation between Vance and Damiel in B4 just now. Vance and Dam crept off to B4 bathroom and closed the door and over Sylvia and the sharks clearing the garage, i only got maybe one word in 10 but the gist, to me, is this:
Dam is still deciding if he should leave, he reflected about how his relationship with his mom impacts his feelings on pregnancy and birth, he compared himself to "other men" but I couldn't tell if he was saying he's par or subpar compared to other men for staying. They mention Jon, it seems like Dam might have been option-selecting whether to leave and was hoping to leave before Jon to spare him, or else it might fuck things up - this is just guesswork because he clearly said Jon and then said Jon leaving "pissed [him] off." He says "if I leave" Vance replies "then it's over." Both Vance and Dan very clearly said "the fourtheenth?" "the fourtheenth" "so it's the fourteenth then." (the due date, I think obviously.) Dam says "it' justt gets me through" and he's "going through some shit" and Vance says "your secret is safe with me."
Correcting myself, since I'm the only one I know of with any context: Vance told Sylvia in their room in B2 about the Jon part of this, that Damiel felt he could keep going as long as Jon was there and Jon leaving has "pissed him off" because without Jon he feels less confident.
 
Ben has pulled Josie upstairs.
Tells her she and Jon have the same special energy and she has to become the new Jon.
"It would help if you read the bible with the karaoke machine."
Says she has to act more like Jon, not asking her but telling her.
Josie says to TTS her what they liked about Jon and how she can put a Josie-twist on Jon antics.
Part of me thinks her refusing to do the "act like Jon" bit would be the most ironically "acting like Jon" thing she could do given the past few days.
 
they should have a week where they take everything out of the house and make loot crates half price. fish have to survive on snacks and loots crates alone
 
While making her Jon-esque business cards, Josie has trouble spelling "business." She says "I feel like he would misspell it so it's okay." She doesn't know this, but he actually did. His handle was "buisnessjack2022" until recently when his Instagram manager fixed it.
tbf to both of them, the spelling of that word is retarded.
 
they should have a week where they take everything out of the house and make loot crates half price. fish have to survive on snacks and loots crates alone
I'm no lawyer, and I'd love to see the kino content that could provide, but I'm pretty sure that would result in legal actions. If you're going to essentially hold someone "hostage" for a contest, I'm pretty sure you're legally required to provide basic necessities like food and drink.
 
I'm no lawyer, and I'd love to see the kino content that could provide, but I'm pretty sure that would result in legal actions. If you're going to essentially hold someone "hostage" for a contest, I'm pretty sure you're legally required to provide basic necessities like food and drink.
Just give them water and some of those sea rations that are just bricks of sugar and fat. As long as they allow them to leave at any time they aren't actually being held hostage, they're just part of a contest and legal action can only happen if injury occurs.

By the way, the room lock challenge could have resulted in legal action as Letty needed to pee. There was a contest way back called "hold your wee for a Wii" where contestants drank water and whoever went to the bathroom last won. The winner ended up having some kind of medical issue that killed them as a result and the organizers got sued hard.
 
Good catch. It does look like he's wearing lifts.

What I noticed more is that Jon is not even close to being 5'10 like he said he is. More like 5'6.
These shoes are called the Osiris D3. They were a skateboarding shoe that was popular over 20 years ago and is still iconic.

They do have a big sole, but most of what you're seeing is the incredibly puffy tongue.

People have made internet documentaries about these.
 
Jet posted this on twitter about 35 minutes ago
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I wonder if he's saying, "no one will believe what we have planned," or, "we have no plan."
I'm hoping they turn up the ante on the whole Entity concept. The message seems eerie and the previous post about the website turning red with strange noises leaves me hoping for more paranormal antics.
 
Jon has created a linktree and renamed his YouTube channel, both now fittingly named Jontent. The linktree is a fucking mess. These are the only two videos on his channel, both uploaded today. One of them is a reupload of an old video announcing that he's going on the show, while the other is a recent video after leaving the show. It's disturbing to hear his lispy voice in crystal-clear audio like in the second video.
 
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I'm hoping they turn up the ante on the whole Entity concept. The message seems eerie and the previous post about the website turning red with strange noises leaves me hoping for more paranormal antics.
In the past week there's also been a looping shadow/ghost effect, mainly in garage but I've also noticed it on upstairs camera between bedrooms 3 and 4.
 
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