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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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KILL ALL INCELS, THEY HATE GOOD CONTENT.

Some interesting things that happened... So frank actually got bored of targetting Letty and actually formed an alliance with her to fuck with Sylvia and Vance. Some things to note.
  • Frank confirms that Vance does act like a spineless fanboy and is trying too hard to be his friend
  • Whenever Sylvia is upset she typically just goes to the basement to complain to the producers, to paraphrase frank: she complains pretty much every time she's fucked with. This confirms that Sylvia is getting some form of protection if she's comfortable enough to instantly complain to producers. She can refuse to participate in challenges, be rude to producers, and get away with it whenever she feels like it.
  • Letty tricked Hassle into drinking his own piss.
  • Letty planted frank's shit in the closet, hilarity ensues. (Beforehand Letty did check with the producers and they greenlit her)
  • Another thing, Jason had a talk with Vance. People are saying that he admitted that "Letty can't win" and that she's set to lose. This is a lie, He said that right now what is going on is an issue of "integrity vs. Horniness" and that Letty winning is an issue because a lot of people don't want to see her get paid a single cent and I'm guessing there's a fear of people doing chargebacks if this were to happen. Jason knows that Letty has actually played the "Hellhouse" game most and stuck to it and that handing the victory over to Josie off popularity alone compromises the show's integrity.
  • Letty has 13 fishbux. Seethe and cope motherfuckers, she's as cool as a trucker.
 
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KILL ALL INCELS, THEY HATE GOOD CONTENT.

Some interesting things that happened... So frank actually got bored of targetting Letty and actually formed an alliance with her to fuck with Sylvia and Vance. Some things to note.
  • Frank confirms that Vance does act like a spineless fanboy and is trying too hard to be his friend
  • Whenever Sylvia is upset she typically just goes to the basement to complain to the producers, to paraphrase frank: she complains pretty much every time she's fucked with. This confirms that Sylvia is getting some form of protection if she's comfortable enough to instantly complain to producers. She can refuse to participate in challenges, be rude to producers, and get away with it whenever she feels like it.
  • Letty tricked Hassle into drinking his own piss.
  • Letty planted frank's shit in the closet, hilarity ensues. (Beforehand Letty did check with the producers and they greenlit her)
  • Another thing, Jason had a talk with Vance. People are saying that he admitted that "Letty can't win" and that she's set to lose. This is a lie, He said that right now what is going on is an issue of "integrity vs. Horniness" and that Letty winning is an issue because a lot of people don't want to see her get paid a single cent and I'm guessing there's a fear of people doing chargebacks if this were to happen. Jason knows that Letty has actually played the "Hellhouse" game most and stuck to it and that handing the victory over to Josie off popularity alone compromises the show's integrity.
  • Letty has 13 fishbux. Seethe and cope motherfuckers, she's as cool as a trucker.
Interesting peek behind the curtain. I wondered how much the contestants are acting. If that was real peepeepoopoo in the closet or in the cup Frank drank...that's wild. I hope it was a prop that was scented with the spray or something. I had a feeling Jet was in on it because I saw a screen cap of Letty clearly tossing the poo into the closet.

Hog is still insufferable and after her cringefest of a meltdown recently I'm surprised she is still in the tank. I can't get a good read on Vance...sometimes I think he's a soyboy and sometimes he does something really entertaining. Nothing would surprise me at this point, but I find Letty most entertaining. It's weird to me how she can be such a slothful child most of the time and other times she's able to fire back at the fish and freeloaders.

Fatty talks too much and his stories and stand up go nowhere. Frank has been funnier than I expected and I think his role in the tank has been great for agitating the fish to do entertaining things.

I don't know who "deserves" the money, but I think Letty is a good player and even though Vance is boring he is playing the game in his own way. He stuck through Fatty's workout torture with those 30 pounders even though he had clearly reached muscle failure and could barely hold the dumbbells any longer.
 
I hope it was a prop that was scented with the spray or something. I had a feeling Jet was in on it because I saw a screen cap of Letty clearly tossing the poo into the closet.
I think Jet's just gaslighting Sylvia to not ruin Frank and Letty's scheme, would be annoying if any time something happened the producers just said who did it
 
It's good to be back with everyone in this thread. A few things have been allowed to develop this past week, and I'm bummed I wasn't able to talk about it in the chat and the thread while it happened live. Sadly the people saying that Hell House could finally take place since Jon left were, imo, wrong. Which is a damn shame honestly. There have been good moments, but so far nothing really exceptional. I'll list them below.

  • The camping challenge sucked. It's arguably the worst challenge to date. The only good thing that came out of it was the Sylvia and Letty argument.
  • Lance was fine. He peaked with getting Damiel kicked off the show for being a stupid impulsive chigger. He didn't overstay his welcome.
  • Speaking of which, Damiel has been btfo'd by three people at this point. Hopefully the chigger stays dead for good this time.
  • Sam having Airsoftfatty come on as a freeloader was a good way to cuck Anisa's husband. Bonus points for getting Chris to denounce Idubbbz multiple times.
  • Frank and Letty alliance has some potential to be really funny.

It's clear at this point the show is trying to recapture its magic from the first two weeks. It's now become the Z-list celebrity hour, and I don't think it has as much soul as it did before. That could be attributed to multiple things, and it deserves its own essay in the future. Still staying hopeful we get at least some more kino, but they've been few and far between.
 
I'd like to thank all of the kiwis for posting what happened. I'm probably the only retard following solely through the thread, Is there anyone doing a summary for the whole downtime?
 
It's good to be back with everyone in this thread. A few things have been allowed to develop this past week, and I'm bummed I wasn't able to talk about it in the chat and the thread while it happened live. Sadly the people saying that Hell House could finally take place since Jon left were, imo, wrong. Which is a damn shame honestly. There have been good moments, but so far nothing really exceptional. I'll list them below.

  • The camping challenge sucked. It's arguably the worst challenge to date. The only good thing that came out of it was the Sylvia and Letty argument.
  • Lance was fine. He peaked with getting Damiel kicked off the show for being a stupid impulsive chigger. He didn't overstay his welcome.
  • Speaking of which, Damiel has been btfo'd by three people at this point. Hopefully the chigger stays dead for good this time.
  • Sam having Airsoftfatty come on as a freeloader was a good way to cuck Anisa's husband. Bonus points for getting Chris to denounce Idubbbz multiple times.
  • Frank and Letty alliance has some potential to be really funny.

It's clear at this point the show is trying to recapture its magic from the first two weeks. It's now become the Z-list celebrity hour, and I don't think it has as much soul as it did before. That could be attributed to multiple things, and it deserves its own essay in the future. Still staying hopeful we get at least some more kino, but they've been few and far between.
It's not as fun when KF is down for sure. I mostly agree with the rest of what you said. I lost hope for a while around camping time when Simon wanted to rap with Dam and Jet's wiggers and then the freestyle battle. I think Chip and Ella were retarded and added nothing. Airsoft Fatty is annoying and he never shuts up and even talks over TTS sometimes. But he has provided a few good moments. I think the show is back on the upswing now, but there was definitely a couple days where I felt like I was watching Jerry Springer B-Roll or something. I have a feeling as fish leave and are eliminated it will get more cut-throat and turn into a cringefest, but maybe I'm wrong and the best kino is yet to come.
I'd like to thank all of the kiwis for posting what happened. I'm probably the only retard following solely through the thread, Is there anyone doing a summary for the whole downtime?
I missed alot and I'm hoping someone can provides a summary too
 
Finally the site is back up, once again FUCK TRANNIES, here are some clips I made in the meantime.

Here is the first time Frank destroyed Josie's plushies:


Destroying Josie's plushies part 2:



Frank finds Letty's story, reddit:


Sam Hyde trips and falls because of Letty's mattress:


Letty trying to get the mattress up the stairs for 17 minutes:



Frank trying to smell Letty's feet:


Same as above, part 2:


Frank spits all around Letty:


Discussing racial slurs:
 
May 9th, Simon's drunken rage made me laugh so hard after he belived the cancellation


That night, Simon wanted to sleep but Sound effects prevented him.

The icing on the cake is when some chad paypig took away his bed.
 
The camping challenge sucked. It's arguably the worst challenge to date. The only good thing that came out of it was the Sylvia and Letty argument.
You weren't there for the rap battle? Damiel got absolutely DEMOLISHED by simon during the freestyle, simon straight up calls him a woman abuser in the first verse. Damiel just keeps choking every time and he kept trying to force himself back into the rap which was the most pathetic thing ever. Even fucking letty had good bars, oh yeah Letty fucking demolished Sylvia in the freestyle battle too which led to sylvia just up seething past midnight, but seeing her get demolished to the point that TTS was finally allowed to go against her was the most kino shit ever.
Speaking of which, Damiel has been btfo'd by three people at this point. Hopefully the chigger stays dead for good this time.
Please PLEASE elaborate. I'm begging you.
 
Does any one have any clips of Hog's meltdown?
Or can give a rundown about it?

She was having crazy mood swings and she was yelling at everyone, but had some kind of beef with Fatty I guess? Chat suggested she was mixing SSRI with alcohol and that might have overloaded both her brain cells.

I missed what started it. I caught a little bit of Fatty yelling about "sexual assault" and arguing with Letty about how it's different when it happens to guys. I get a feeling he has a dark past. I'm guessing her getting rejected by Frank is what set her off or the TTS going off on her for being fat and useless.

Can anyone confirm anything Hog says? She claims to be bulimic/anorexic, former heroin addict, and during Fatty's workout she claimed to have rods in her hand so she can't workout.

At least once Fatty broke down in tears with Sam. Sam took Fatty to the garage to workout (like another Jon only fatter)

I missed everything from when Chip first arrived to shortly after Ella showed up. Help me ketchup kiwibros.
 
Good to be back Kiwis, I have not been nearly as vigilant watching since Jon left, however the arrival of Frank and Chris seems to have reinvigorated the show for a lot of people. It's a huge ask but I would love if someone could provide a rough timeline of events that have gone down in the last week to catch folks back up.
 
A wigger has just come in and dumped a bag full of garbage onto the dining-area floor.
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ED: Like usual, Josie has taken it upon herself to clean up after the filthy wigger.
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Josie dutifully cleaning the new shark mess. House maid behaviour is encoded deep in her Mexican DNA.

Fatty has been singing Lynyrd Skynyrd and Queen. TTS is now asking him to sing in the garage because of the "epic reverb"

Day 25 10:16PM
Simon "we wahn. it's a mind game and we wahn!"
Says he wants to leave because he's bored.
 
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Day 25 10:31PM
Fatty enters the garage.
He wanders around and mumbles at the floor for way too long.
I'm pretty sure he just likes to hear himself talk.
Finally starts singing Simple Man

Poll for a new fishtoy: Gag Chris for 20 minutes

Edit: His singing voice is way better than his standup comedy act
 
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