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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
This Is Violence Now said:
Kinda random but does anyone have either a clip or a youtube link of the part where Vance and Lance start talking in unison for the first time, it was the day everyone on Fishtank got drunk, they went up to Letty while she was having a watergun and kept talking in unison, I found it funny, but somehow I lost the clip. It was around the time they fought with waterguns I guess.
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I hope this is it.

 
7:49PM BR4
Ben goes on the search for paper and pens.
Josie and Hog tear down the Letty-goblin posters that were taped on the wall and door. Ben appears to be writing in the Guinnes Records book. He turns and dumps water on the girls again and says "Miss me?? Remember when I did that in Freshman and Sophomore year?" Letty dumps water on him and says "Miss me? I got you back"

Ben says, "Fuck this" and gets mad at Letty because "I do this every year"
Vance goes simp mode "Whatever you do to her, you better do to me"

7:55 Ben "quits" slams the doors and screams on his way down the hall

Fatty resumes his boring story telling

TTS play gunshot sfx and Chris ushers them into the bathroom (skool shooting safety drill?)
 
Day 27 8:17PM Living Room

TTS (Jon): "Get up and clean the house. You guys live like a bunch of Lettys"

Fatty sings, Vance and Letty pass the football, Josie is alarmingly still, Hog is seething at the stream of TTS directed at her

8:21PM Kitchen
TTS: "Sylvia my 12th birthday is coming up can I get an oink oink oink"

TTS: "Sylvia wears a quarter inch of makeup to hide her fetal alcohol syndrome"

Chris (and Letty) starts singing Fat Bottomed Girls in the living room---pure kino. Well played, TTS. Well played.

More anti-Hog TTS in the Kitchen.
 
afternoon_tea said:
I honestly don't think anyone from the show is going to have their life change all that much (unless they learn something from the experience and decide to make changes). But I don't think any of them will get any sort of huge following online or anything.

Josie could probably get a nice little following if she decided to stream, but I am not sure she'd like the weird sexual attention from her fans. She might do it to make ends meet, but she's not gonna be like some huge star.

Letty could maybe milk some followers too, but it would be in her best interest to just get off the internet forever, because it's rotted her brain. Girl needs some normie hobbies with normie people, it would do her fucking wonders.

Vance will probably try to do some comedy shit but it won't get any traction. Occasionally he'll wake up in a cold sweat remembering how much he embarrassed himself in front of Sam and Frank, but otherwise his life won't change much. Hopefully he'll be inspired to give up on his comedy dreams and get a better job since he seems like someone who wants to have a normal life.

Can't see anything changing for Sylvia, girl doesn't even really have any simps. She'll probably just always be living the white trash barfly lifestyle.
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Letty is going to get molested and raped by Indians because her address leaked recently

Josie is going to have to use her Glickity Glock for the first time because weirdos are going to go to Arizona for her

Sylvia has Onlyfans money (she noticed people paying and raised her price) and will continue doing whatever weird shit she was oddly prideful of.

Vance will yeah

Jon is already husslin

Mauro is Mauro

Simmons is probably trying to sue right now.

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a great big cabbage said:
More anti-Hog TTS in the Kitchen.
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There's one name I keep seeing in chat who has been whaling for anti-Sylvia TTS tonight. He's spent hundreds of dollars.
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He must have spammed this exact TTS at least 10 times so far.
 
WelfareNiggerQueen said:
Josie is going to have to use her Glickity Glock for the first time because weirdos are going to go to Arizona for her
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Does she actually have any guns? TTS has made a joke before about her needing to carry and she joked in agreement. Would be funny.
 
Day 27 BR1 8:40-ish

A wigger takes Letty to BR1 to ask her about a note she passed to Vance.
He says they couldn't see it well enough on cam to read it
She insists it just said "Vance is stinky"
Boring confrontation goes on for a few moments before the wigger says "chat is really good with AI and we'll just let them AI enhance it so we can read what it actually said"
 
Fan theory: this show isn't about the fish, or the audience, but Jet's desire to create a life size dollhouse with little friends to play with. That documentary they've been filming is about one orphaned slavo-amerimutt's desire for human connection.
 
This is the first exposure I've had to Airsoft Fatty. While he probably is or was some sort of legit lolcow, he still comes across about a million times more likable and self-aware than Mrs. Ian Jomha does. Even without a shirt on.
 
a great big cabbage said:
When I watch Chris try to flirt with Letty I realize he needs a fedora and a katana


9:50PM Kitchen
Now Chris is trying to get some Letty feet. When did foot fetish become the "cool" thing?
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Well that's the thing, he isn't cool.
He's worn the same pair of shorts since he has shown up and has wore a shirt for a handful of hours total. He is painful to the eyes, ears, and probably nose.
 
At around 10:00PM Chris gets a loot crate. It contains hair dye (or spray paint)
Josie sprays his hair for him. Chat dubs him The Real Slim Fatty because the green dye looks blonde.

He had chips in the crate and exclaimed "Chips are going to be good before I workout"
I'll let you decide why that's hilarious
It also contained a pizza that he will have for dinner...at 10:00PM
Josie gets stimmy and jumps on the mattress
Hog wanders around because food
She's wearing her stupid commie hat and clothes that don't fit as usual
TTS fell asleep or ran out of money so her delusional sense of pride in obesity has taken over once again
 
a great big cabbage said:
TTS fell asleep or ran out of money so her delusional sense of pride in obesity has taken over once again
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It seems more like chat is focused on harassing Letty in B3. She's been getting a decent few messages and has been intermittently engaged with them.

I wish Chris wasn't the only person who started a conversation. Alternatively I also wish Sylvia wasn't a rude mother fucker who interrupts people when it suits her fancy.
 
Terrorist said:
This is the first exposure I've had to Airsoft Fatty. While he probably is or was some sort of legit lolcow, he still comes across about a million times more likable and self-aware than Mrs. Ian Jomha does. Even without a shirt on.
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I’ve never really viewed him as a cow. Chris is an example of what would happen should you decide to put a microscope under the life of anyone, present company not excluded. He is like any other person, he has less than admirable traits that flair up once in a while and his life isn’t perfect by any length. He stumbles and he has my sympathy, if anything he’s just highly autistic about Star Wars and pizza which is practically harmless as far as retarded obsessions go.

I reserve my mockery for people who don’t stumble but bowl over headfirst into every problem they can find and never learn from it. That’s essentially what a cow is, someone who never ever learns.
 
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