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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Then by that logic Sylvia should have surpassed vance in popularity too.
She did.

Also aren't you the one that dick rides Betty? An interesting thing you might want to know since you're such a big fan, I was following her twitter the other day, I noticed someone tried to accuse her of being BPD. She made a response tweet (which is now deleted, I was a retard not to keep it) that she's not BPD but rather AVPD (Avoidant Personality Disorder). Part of that disorder entails having an incredibly strong aversion to rejection, I would guess she's ONE OF THE BOYS because she's dug herself into a hole where she's so afraid of being tossed out by people like you that she has to continuously put out or get shut out.
Betty is simply really cool. A better Letty all around. Her mere existence riles up the right crowd of Fishtank viewers.
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because I thought she did a great job in her role.
Not really. SHE clearly thinks she did well but Sam isn't retarded and knew she was a huge liability after seeing her behavior. They brought her in to fuck with Letty. She got drunk, showed her tits, said "nigger" about 30 times, and brought up a pending legal case that allowed Letty to play the victim. Even thought the complete chaos was fun to watch she imploded and failed at her task.
 
Sam said the slave thing was supposed to last till tonight but they ended it at like 3 or something this morning. It sucks because they told Josie to step up and get mean with Vance and Letty and it seemed like she had plans based on it lasting 24 hours with the shopping list and making them sleep in the trash she had Vance place. Idk it seems like they get bored with a idea to fast or want Josie or Vance to act completely different to who they are in a instant. I think Josie and Vance could provide more content and really get into these challenges if they didn't suddenly end challenges or eased them into them.
 
Nobody liked Letty besides the weird niggas that just lust after anything with a Vagina and people with a scat fetish(don't know if there's a fetish for instigative cunts but they we're among the OG Letty lovers because Damn bruh dem crazy bitches have mad pussy skills and can stroke a mean cock, I can fix her). Her popularity now with a wider audience was gained when the staff decided to start picking on her which garnered her underdog status which then attracted all the people with a victimhood fetish.

Pledit: It seems the boost in support for Letty came in shortly after the Hog left. She used to be the Pinata for the wigger crew since her squealing was very funny and the only other person left who reacted positively (for the show) to the teasing and messing around with was Letty. Since Letty is now the only one getting messed with now enter the "sympathetic" and "empathetic" crowd.
You are correct. Letty is literally Canadian, but somehow this thread is the Church of Our Lady of Sorrows.
 
I don't think Letty's a plant, but I do think she's happy to work with the producers on bits like the fake ending. She has a decent amount of guaranteed money with Fishbucks (same with Josie, Vance only has a few) so it probably helps with staying in the Tank. Josie's harder to convince to do stuff and Vance would immediately fumble the bit within 30 seconds so she's probably the best to ask.

I do wonder what the actual ending will look like - we basically saw the "normal ending" so maybe the real one will be chaotic with nobody believing that it's real. Or they could have absolutely nothing planned as usual!
 
Can they eliminate someone already? How many days are left? Or are they going to keep stringing it out so Josie has 'immunity' to everything until like two days before the end?
I don't mean to always dunk on the show, I enjoy it to an extent (other than watching a small woman get harassed by 4chan retards), but the ineptitude on the producers part is really irritating when it should be a no brainier how to keep a consistent schedule with challenges that don't burn out.
 
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I've said it before, but Betty screams liability. I don't really know how she is as a person, and she wasn't there long enough to really get a better read on her personality. But what we did see was not great. Her getting wasted and showing tits, doing panty shots, and saying stuff she shouldn't is enough to make anyone worry about where things could go if kept around. What if she got wasted and started feeling up on Vance or something? Her going on Twatter and spreading false information and acting really butthurt only proves that Sam was right in not letting her come back.

Question, there was one day of the fishtank I did not get to see, what is the incident with Damiel and the portapotty I keep seeing mentioned?

Also, why do people keep saying that Jet has a crush on Josie? Did he say or do something to indicate this, or is this just something stupid the fandom has been meme-ing into fact?

I just tuned in so I don't know what's going on, other than Vance is "yelling" at Josie and she's acting like it bothers her, it looks and sounds fake as fuck.

Downstairs, Letty is telling Chris she doesn't care that he throws stuff at her, and that he only resorts to throwing shit at her because he can't beat her in a verbal battle. Chris is being called immature over TTS, so I missed something. Letty is now telling Chris that everyone in the house thinks he's a retard. Chris is getting more upset and breaking crap in the kitchen.

Someone want to fill me in on what everyone is doing before this?

edit; I think Vance is trying to be the bad guy challenge? He really sucks at it though, his yelling sounds so forced and Josie isn't helping matter lol

Letty continues to sit on the couch telling Chris she doesn't give a crap about a dirty house, that she made it dirty last night and she can deal with it. She tells Chris to try being mean with his words but he won't do it, he's just making the house dirty. Letty is loving this. Vance tried calling Letty a retard, it didn't work, she doesn't care. Vance leaves to go "yell" at Josie. I think Josie and Vance teamed up but no one is buying it.

Letty tells Chris he should be trying this with Josie, since she can't handle messes. Chris continues to just make the house dirty while Vance can be heard upstairs weakly "yelling" at Josie.
 
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I've said it before, but Betty screams liability. I don't really know how she is as a person, and she wasn't there long enough to really get a better read on her personality. But what we did see was not great. Her getting wasted and showing tits, doing panty shots, and saying stuff she shouldn't is enough to make anyone worry about where things could go if kept around. What if she got wasted and started feeling up on Vance or something? Her going on Twatter and spreading false information and acting really butthurt only proves that Sam was right in not letting her come back.

Question, there was one day of the fishtank I did not get to see, what is the incident with Damiel and the portapotty I keep seeing mentioned?

Also, why do people keep saying that Jet has a crush on Josie? Did he say or do something to indicate this, or is this just something stupid the fandom has been meme-ing into fact?
The portapotty incident was that Damiel couldn't find his shoes because Lance threw them in the basement along with a bunch of other people's shit. He chimped out and blamed Letty, threatened to assault her, then took a bunch of her stuff (clothes, makeup, a necklace, etc) and threw it in the portapotty they had been using for the entire camping challenge. When she found out, she ended up digging it out and picking her things out of the shit covered pile.
 
Question, there was one day of the fishtank I did not get to see, what is the incident with Damiel and the portapotty I keep seeing mentioned?
at the end of the camping challenge something happened to dams shoes and he blamed letty so he threw her stuff in the portapoty, a bunch of makeup and and other stuff.
then he left and gave her a fishbuck to replace the stuff.
 
Chris crying again over his bag + Destroying what's left of the hardwood flooring
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Vance's definition of "being a menace" is having a normal reaction to an adult sperging out and throwing shit everywhere.
 
Question, there was one day of the fishtank I did not get to see, what is the incident with Damiel and the portapotty I keep seeing mentioned?
The portapotty can be summarized as follows. The fish had to participate in a camping competition, which means no showers and no real bathrooms, they are given a portapotty as an alternative to the bathrooms. Lance and Simon are told by the producers to fuck with the fish more. Lance goes and steals Damiel's shoes and throws them into the basement. Damiel sees that his shoes are missing and immediately blames Letty. Letty denies her ever stealing the shoes, and at this point Damiel wouldn't even know if they were stolen or not, but he has a complete spergout and throws her personal belongings into the portapotty.

All the fish are taken into a room, and Damiel absolutely digs into Letty and goes off on her. He says if she wasn't a man he would strangle her, and says that in order for her to act like that her boyfriend must be abusing her. The other fish, instead of stepping in, all seemed to take Damiel's side or at least be neutral. It is revealed to Damiel that Letty was not the one who stole his shoes, but Lance. Upon hearing this, either being questioned by somebody or just thinking out loud, he says he won't confront Vance because he doesn't want his ass to get beaten, showing that he's only willing to pick on people weaker than him.

Even after all of this the fish still seemingly try to make excuses for Damiel. TTS starts calling Josie a bully, which got to her a bit. I believe Letty went and cried at some point during the night. Damiel was called down into the basement for a brief period of time. He came back up, told everybody he had to leave due to his baby, apologized to Letty by giving her a fishbuck, and left. This was most likely done as a way to save face in the moment due to Damiel threatening Letty.

Overall, it was a major turning point in how people view the other fish and Letty, and it is one of the key moments in the show where Letty is forced to deal with something really fucked up, but only came out stronger as a result.
 
Ben comes in and interviews Chris, asks him who he wants to leave, he says Letty. Ben asks Letty what's going on. She says Chris is having a melt down because he can't use his words and he's having a tamtrum like a baby. She then insults him saying he sucks at this basically and that he has no fish bucks, his stand up comedy is done, and now he's just lashing out. She then asks Chris if he ran out of stuff to throw yet. She is LOVING this. Chris is seething.

Letty asks why can't Chris use the guide Goldstriker gave him and improve his life. Letty says why can't he work on himself and improve his life? Does he want to sleep in his piss all day? She says it's no wonder he's homeless, and says that all he did is jerk off to porn and stay on the computer all day. Letty also said everyone knows Chris is a virgin and he's lied about having sex.

I'm glad Letty is hitting him where is hurts, someone needs to. Fuck Chris and his lies and trying to get pity so he can avoid real work.

Vance is still upstairs ""yelling"". Pathetic.

Chris has retreated upstairs to B4. Letty W

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Josie is "hiding" in a closet while Vance "insults" her. I'm guessing she's in there because she can't hide her giggling face. Honestly this is cringe.

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Vance is still yelling at Josie through the closet. He's cringe. I keep saying he's "yelling" but he really isn't. He's talking VERY LOUDLY. And saying cringe stuff like "LOOK ME IN MY EYES!" or "YOU'RE FUCKED UP!" very stilted.

Chris is now in the room eating on the bed while Vance continues to try and be a menace to Josie. Letty eventually comes in and tries to annoy Chris, then goes to the closet, opens the door and is just looking at Josie while Vance bangs on the other door and screams.

Guys, this is really pathetic. You can tell Josie doesn't feel threatened and Vance's heart isn't in this, he doesn't have what it takes to be mean. Meanwhile Chris is saying nothing and eating his feelings. Letty is just watching all this, looking bored.
 
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Letty asks why can't Chris use the guide Goldstriker gave him and improve his life. Letty says why can't he work on himself and improve his life? Does he want to sleep in his piss all day? She says it's no wonder he's homeless, and says that all he did is jerk off to porn and stay on the computer all day. Letty also said everyone knows Chris is a virgin and he's lied about having sex.
It's funny, now that Jon is gone Chris doesn't have somebody to jump in and defend him whenever he wants. It's much harder to defend yourself when you don't have a retard screaming in the face of the 90 pound woman insulting you lol
 
A new poll is made in the chat, asking if this is fake or not. Most say it's real and Josie is having a panic attack. Letty is now threatening to break Josie's stuff if she doesn't come out of the closet. Pussy Vance says "No, don't do this, go mess with Chris, this is between me and Josie." Letty tells Vance to do it himself then, he says he will. Letty is trying to help Vance out and he still fails.

Edit; Letty continues to go through Josie's stuff, Vance looks worried/unsure of what to do at this point. He's looking really weak. Chris continues to eat his feelings and not say or do anything. I think Letty really broke him.

Also, Letty isn't wearing her glasses. I think this is my first time seeing her without them.

Edit: At this point it's clear Letty is trying to give Vance tips on how to be mean but he just can't do it. He won't actually insult Josie in any way, just saying general stuff like "You're fucked up" and "You have to come out eventually".

Letty is taking all of Josie's shit out. Vance tries to stop her and a minor tug of war over Josie's stuff ensues before Vance gives up and Letty continues taking Josie's stuff out of the closet and drawers. Chris says the first one to get Josie to legit cry gets a fish buck. Vance continues to stand around looking unsure of what to do. TTS keeps telling Vance what to do to annoy her but he won't do anything. C R I N G E
 
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All the fish are taken into a room, and Damiel absolutely digs into Letty and goes off on her. He says if she wasn't a man he would strangle her, and says that in order for her to act like that her boyfriend must be abusing her. The other fish, instead of stepping in, all seemed to take Damiel's side or at least be neutral. It is revealed to Damiel that Letty was not the one who stole his shoes, but Lance. Upon hearing this, either being questioned by somebody or just thinking out loud, he says he won't confront Vance because he doesn't want his ass to get beaten, showing that he's only willing to pick on people weaker than him.
One of my favorite fishtank moments happened during this, which is when Damiel and Sylvia are bitching about Lance and he comes into the room right in the middle of it, quietly does a few pushups and leaves and they don't say a damn word.
 
Letty finds Josie's underwear and says she's going to show it to the camera or let Chris sniff it if Josie doesn't come out. Chris says he won't do that.

Letty calls Vance a pussy and says he's protecting Josie, not scaring her, and he is actually trying to protect Josie's stuff. Vance weakly tries to insult Letty, it's not working. Letty is now trying to fuck with Josie mentally. She asks Josie if being holed up in the closet reminds her of High School. She then says everyone talks behind Josie's back and that everyone thinks she's a retard. Vance steps in and says Letty is bad at this. Letty says she's not bad at this, Vance just wants her to stop actually hurting Josie's feelings.

Vance sucks so hard at this.

Edit: TTS is calling Vance a pussy and letting him know he's going to lose if he doesn't step it up. Vance just stands around doing NOTHING.

Letty sounds like she doesn't want to do anything and is really just trying to get Vance to do it, but he keeps dropping the ball and simply won't. At this point I wish the crew would end this challenge because Vance clearly isn't going to do anything.

Edit; Letty tries to dump something on Josie but Vance stops her, he takes the cup away. Letty again calls him a pussy and says he's not doing anything. Vance says he thinks he has done enough.

Also, Letty has no glasses because Vance took them. I guess she should be glad it's him because he won't actually break them or do anything bad with them.
 
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Betty seems like she has a bit of a screw loose, I hope she spills more dirt or weird theories. She seems really butthurt that Sam didn't actually prefer her to Letty. I do wonder what his problem with her was though, she makes it sound like he was displeased with everything she did, not just showing tits, and I wonder why, because I thought she did a great job in her role.
I think the issue is shes an attention whore, a slut, and has like 50 different mental illnesses.

I always found her pretty much insufferable and her reaction to getting kicked out only solidified my opinions

After getting kicked out she hopped on Twitter too:

1. Blame Letty for getting 'special treatment' (anyone who has watched more than an hour will know this is not true)

2. Threaten to post nudes to 'prove she isn't trans' (pretty sure this was also under a Jon tweet which makes this even weirder)
 
Letty tries again to dump shit on Josie, Vance yet again stops her and says "Don't you have anything better to do?" Letty says that Josie is "vibing" in there and Vance isn't doing anything.

Guys, this is really cringe. At this point, Vance is not being a menace, he is there to protect Josie from Letty.
 
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