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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Ella would've been really inferior. She would probably be really easy to fuck with, judging by the fact that she couldn't handle her shit for more than a day or two. Would probably leave early again.
She's fucking gay, so no simps funding the show, or a much smaller amount of 'I can fix her' ones.
 
Isn't Ella a troon or was that joke? Either way, she seemed too nice to handle the fish tank, I doubt she would have lasted a week.
 
Aidan said:
Do you actually think Ella would be a better pick than Josie?

One of her recent IG stories may be a hint, was waiting to add it to Josie stream summary but I've been busy. I can clip her interactions with TTS later but if someone wants to get to it it's Day 24, May 11, Bedroom 3 around 2:30PM.
TTS told her something is wrong with her horse and she immediately gets emotional about this and asks TTS to fill her in saying "My people are more important to me than this." There was another TTS, I think at night, that said her pony was sick or something.
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He lets his biases get in the way of editing. If they did exclude her as much as possible that'd be a good joke but Rocky would be doing it out of spite if anything. Fortunately for you, Josie seems to be trying to step away from Fishtank in general. Unfortunately for you, she is currently down for a role in season 2 so if you watch that she may ruin your day by existing on camera.
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Joke's on you, if they put her in season 2 it wouldn't bother me because it's about as noticeable as introducing a new chair to the building.

That's exactly why Josie-sympathetic editing would tick me off, they'd have to puff her up to give her an influence over the house she never had. They'll be dubbing in scenes and using CGI where she talks to people she never said a word to just so she has presence and isn't missing for episodes at a time.

The pony thing is good insight, but I think if she had been an actual contestant and run downstairs like "the TTS is telling me my girlfriend is sick" they would have put in the work to censor horse/pony=girlfriend for her and put her at ease. If Vance had a well-known nickname for his girlfriend they would've had to go through the same thing for him too, probably.

I don't need to convince you that Ella would be a better pick, I can just say, look at Letty's room during the shit talking challenge, then look at Josie's. Simple as. In a little over a day Ella had connections with Letty, she hassled Sylvia, she vibed well with Simon and Frank. Who does Josie have, now? You could view Fishtank as purely a survival show but it's not, a reality show is about arcs between people, not sitting in dead silence for hours and hours at a time.

edit: And it doesn't really matter to me if Ella would have survived as long. That's not the question. She would have been better for the show because she would have been a better character on it.

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Sylvia is currently having a meltdown on twitter over people "leaking" her $5 publicly available OF nudes.
>Post nudes of yourself online for money from the age of 18
>Choose to go on a Sam Hyde game show when Sams audience is infamous for digging shit up and trolling
>WHAT THEY LEAKED MY NUDES!!!! STOP BODY SHAMING ME
btw taking nudes that were behind a 10 dollar paywall and reposting them isn't leaking. What happened with Letty where he ex posted her nudes as revenge porn on 4chan was. Someone just took what you already have made public and made it free.
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Can someone explain this logic to me? So she of her own free will posted hundreds of naked photos of herself for 5 years for guys to pay for and beat off to behind a paywall but them getting posted outside that paywall is a violation of her privacy and harassment?
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Aidan said:
Worth noting that lovable retard (wuvable wetawd) Jon died here, too. His return was not so pleasant.
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Maybe it was the end of his lovable arc, but the airport bible debacle was possibly my favorite moment in the show. He actually bwoke the tank by making Jason Goldstriker break character.
 
CoolFool said:
Yeah but I thought she was a legit troon, didn't someone find her porn or something and Twatter/TTS kept telling the Fish to ask her about her Adam's apple and shit?
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I think this was just a joke because of that Ella Hollywood femboy porn actor who has a similiar skinny, androgynous blonde look.

Ella from the show is an actual female as far as I know. Some people who claim to know her on 4chan said she did get her boobs lopped off though.
 
Ella is a lesbo with small tits, there's not much else to say.

Punitive Castration said:
I don't need to convince you that Ella would be a better pick, I can just say, look at Letty's room during the shit talking challenge, then look at Josie's. Simple as.
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Ella would be a worse pick and I'm not budging. Josie was good, particularly compared to what was on offer.
 
So I only watched Fishtank at the very beginning, but I recently happened to see a clip of Airsoftfatty yelling "cunt" and "whore" etc. against a gal named Letty. He also apparently tried to hit on her?

Was this scripted, an order from the viewers or authentic behaviour? I thought Chris was supposed to be all wholesome.

Edit: from what I've seen so far, Letty seems to be very gentle and forthcoming in rejecting Chris' advances. She's even aware that to him, it's real, and she doesn't want to encourage his delusions. Chris being petty about it afterwards is actually very off-putting. He comes across as a stereotypical "nice guy".
 
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DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
Authentic behavior, Fishtank showed fatty for what he actually was like and it made people in the thread think that Idubbz was in the right for cutting him off. Fatty was brought on to torture the fish, but this was also at a time where all the torture was directed at Letty.
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I figured she was at the receiving end of some torture, but you're saying her torture just happened to coincide with Chris' authentic rage at her? What prompted his outburst of calling her a whore and such? Was it having his advances rejected?

Are there other instances of particular note where Chris sperges out? I'm watching one of the videos @BrunoMattei posted, but man, there's a lot to cover.
 
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If it's the one where he was sitting on the bed, he raged after Letty dumped a cup of gross shit he was planning on dumping onto her while she slept. I think it was a mixture of his advances being denied earlier and having his planned trick pulled on him. He was just a gross creep and raged at the slightest thing, but that was probably his worst rage. He would mostly just whine to the crew whenever things didn't go his way.
 
DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
If it's the one where he was sitting on the bed, he raged after Letty dumped a cup of gross shit he was planning on dumping onto her while she slept. I think it was a mixture of his advances being denied earlier and having his planned trick pulled on him. He was just a gross creep and raged at the slightest thing, but that was probably his worst rage. He would mostly just whine to the crew whenever things didn't go his way.
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I've dipped my toes into Fishtank madness, and the amount of actual poop being flung around is legit disturbing.

Also, this picture is glorious.

I honestly feel bad for Chris. I know that most people don't, but given his circumstances in life, I don't think it's particularly strange that he'd end up being a weirdo. If, however, the speculation I've read about him actually harming cats is true, then all sympathies obviously goes out the window, but since such accusations are very serious, and I will need a little bit more than mindless Internet gossiping before I seriously consider Chris being capable of such a disgusting thing.

At any rate, Letty winning seems boring.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Can someone explain this logic to me? So she of her own free will posted hundreds of naked photos of herself for 5 years for guys to pay for and beat off to behind a paywall but them getting posted outside that paywall is a violation of her privacy and harassment?
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>paywall for a reason
Stay in the gym, don't eat shit, have a nice body and grow out your bangs and don't LARP as Yolandi Visser. Easy money.
>muh incels leaking shit
Explain that shit to the prime e-whore of the UK, Belle Delphine.
 
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