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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
KingFrampt said:
iirc she did a promo post on Instagram with a bunch of shirts like this
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She acknowledged it early on and got it as a gift by the place that sells them. She's aware she's "stealing Tax's drip" but doesn't care.
 
Apparently Betty is going to sell piss porn on Patreon. Lol, lmao even

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Kees H said:
Apparently Betty is going to sell piss porn on Patreon. Lol, lmao even

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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE PISS WITCH NOT BECOME HER!!!

I remember when everyone was saying how Betty was so based and red pilled. Believing that she was utterly destroying Letty by calling her a whore to her face and making fun of her obsession with piss. Which honestly was fair play, I’m not going to complain on that front. However to see Betty become a literal whore and piss witch, the very thing /tv/ and Twitter fags were saying she wasn’t is some of the funniest post FT content yet. Looks like their hero wasn’t so trad after all.

I hope to God this is real and not some elaborate troll. I could very easily see this as her making fun of the piss witch persona. But she might be just deranged enough to do this shit.

Edit: it’s real, and I regret being given eyes.
 
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Lowercase I internet said:
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE PISS WITCH NOT BECOME HER!!!

I remember when everyone was saying how Betty was so based and red pilled. Believing that she was utterly destroying Letty by calling her a whore to her face and making fun of her obsession with piss. Which honestly was fair play, I’m not going to complain on that front. However to see Betty become a literal whore and piss witch, the very thing /tv/ and Twitter fags were saying she wasn’t is some of the funniest post FT content yet. Looks like their hero wasn’t so trad after all.
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Betty is trash. She is in bottom 3 with Simmons and Mauro. The only memorable thing she did on the show was flash her tits and she was calling Letty a whore? The irony man. Does not shock me at all shes selling nudes. The retards calling her trad are the same people praising 4chan pickmes on /soc/ and /r9k/.

Also she look like a malnourished 15 year old in her pics what the fuck is wrong with people who want to see her naked?
 
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Of course the leak is no problem, it's the principle of the thing, when you're posting yourself pissing into a helmet and then wearing it all you have are your principles.


I dumpster dived again, by the way. The day that Jon left I tried to listen to Vance and Damiel talking in the bathroom, and I posted in the thread that he was telling Vance the day the baby was due and that he was mad at Jon for pussying out because it screwed up his plan to maneuver for Team Evil before he felt like he had to leave. He gives a crappy explanation that he only found out he had a baby on the way just before the show because he didn't know it was his baby. At the time I'd said it sounded like he said it's due "the fourteenth" but going back and listening it's "the thirteenth," for sure. Which is the day that Frank left the first time.
It seems pretty obvious that Frank's days in the tank were probably calendared, they would have known he was coming ages in advance and the Hassle meter was already in place by the day Jon left.
My theory is that the original "script" for Damiel, if he can be said to have had one, was that he had to be eliminated by day 26 (May 13), and if he wasn't he would've gotten eliminated by a scripted physical fight with Frank or something. Instead he kind of slammed himself into a perfect ironic end for his "character" much earlier than that by threatening Letty repeatedly but refusing to threaten Tyson in any way.
 
Betty (aka Ariel) isn't recovering from that. Why Jet ever invited her to his party is beyond me.


In her stream yesterday, Josie opened some packages people bought from her wishlist. This was enough to spur spending and most of the items she's requested have been paid for. I can't even fault her, these people deserve to be used and abused, she's not asked anyone to buy these things they just do it.
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Stream summary later but it was the least lucrative with the least concurrent viewers to date, though not bad. She made at least $700 and should be doing a member's only stream Wednesday.
Regarding her channel, she's been slacking. No new member tiers/perks, admitted to having no current video plans, her community interaction has been 100% members-only for some reason, no schedule, no merch, has lied about upcoming streams twice now and doesn't promote her streams very far in advance. I have to assume Jet and/or Sam told her to tweet out streams on short notice but that only works when you're big enough or have a schedule where people anticipate it. Then again, she may not plan them that far out in advance.

She still has the most potential but will need to be more proactive if she wants to be a content creator for a living. I'm still not convinced she's all that into it, which is fine if she's planning for a proper job or something but that seems unlikely.

Update: New members post.
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I may be wrong but I think she's full of shit, she had previously mentioned a concert she was going to with friends, I'd wager this is it. I think the proper thing to do would be to shift the schedule to accommodate both or say she doesn't like streaming.

She has an associate's at best and it's in film or something. More useless than Vance's degree and he was a delivery driver.
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On a similar topic, Letty didn't stream Thursday and hasn't advertised any stream today, so either she is a guest on Sylvia's stream (and it just started, and she's not there) or she's broken from her schedule two days in a row.


Meanwhile, this meme. Sylvia's is definitely from after the SWAT but Damiel's is from him being a plant, lol.
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Null gets a shoutout.
 

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Jet is such a dumbass sometimes. People were spamming this in his paid chat and over the TTS when they saw someone fucking around on what looks like a telephone. He might be trolling but there's no way he didn't know this unless he didn't pay attention at his chat and TTS messages.
 
Kees H said:
Jet is such a dumbass sometimes. People were spamming this in his paid chat and over the TTS when they saw someone fucking around on what looks like a telephone. He might be trolling but there's no way he didn't know this unless he didn't pay attention at his chat and TTS messages.
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He was aware and is trolling. Still a dumbass.

Update: Josie's member stream is scheduled. Statistically, most channel members were gifted channel membership by some big donos. The next couple of weeks will indicate if it was really worth the $5 a month most people haven't paid.
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Yesterday and today she posted videos to watch in her pre-stream chat and it only proves she's very much a product of the internet.

edit: I've been watching the stream, it's pretty funny and a bit of behind the scenes for anyone who kept up with her thus far. She shows some guro art, makes fun of people caring about it, shows some upcoming merch, talks about merch in general, works on upcoming merch for her expo and shares how she typically makes them.
In her previous stream where she played Yakuza she seemed distant and fed up, but here she's more into it and enjoys the "company" of chat.
She makes merch for popular animes (and a vtuber) she doesn't think too highly of.

I can upload it later if anyone likes, though it won't include chat. I'll do a summary and highlight a couple of fishtank bits.
You can't download if you're not on the VIP list.
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Stream link: https://gofile.io/d/jirwAp
 
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That previously-mentioned stream was unprivated with the fuckup cut out

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Mauro tweeted this and then deleted it. Ironic.

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Ella keeping pace well behind Betty for attention seeking
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Jon doing Business, Jack
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Letty's previously-pitched stream schedule was Tuesdays and Thursdays, she hasn't streamed since the 11th.

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I know it wasn't a reach to guess that she would revert back to her pre-tank lifestyle of having no motivation but I didn't think it would come this quickly.
 
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Aidan said:
Tony's early release Patreon video with Josie. No clue how it is.
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No offense to you Aidan I know you're one of the good ones but this is exactly how I imagined the average Josiecel to look like. Fat, middle aged and chronically online.
 
ThePissWitch said:
I got to "My queen, my goddess"

JESUS CHRIST I get that you have to be retarded to simp that hard, but how uncomfortable do you want to make your guests.
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The fat dork really thinks he's better than the "weird" Josiecels and proceeds to act like a creepy sperg. The baiting for complements from Josie at the end really made the hairs on my neck stand up, eugh
 
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