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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Josie stream. During pre-stream chat she shared that she'd be on Alex Stein's show tomorrow, August 29th. She has remained a lot busier than I expected, it's possible she has a collab with Danny Brown to come as well.
Alex Stein's Youtube Channel


She's taking ideas for the stream.
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Luke asked if she picked up volume 5. I guess it finally arrived. Whatever volume 5 is, if Luke is buying her books that's pretty funny, there's no way she's reading them.

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If Josie goes on long enough the chances of her making a drunk slip approach certainty.

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She went to Spirit Halloween and got some fangs because of HooterHotToes who used to make weird fang edits of her. I swear she gets a kick out of egging on her weirder fans.

Nathan, a Josiecel-oriented streamer, is not doing well because of his last stream. She was watching this stream so witnessed his downfall.
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She's mentioned being hungry each stream and often uses it as a reason why she needs to end it. Unusual to mention it before the stream even starts.
Peak views: 466
Not sure on average, it varied a fair bit but was ~400 for the bulk of it. Above average in any case.

Summary: She spent the first hour opening packages and reading chat. The rest of the stream was applying makeup and hair style without any background music, though she was talkative.
Strange stream when you consider her audience of ~30 year old men are the ones watching and paying.

Josie worked on an outfit and has pregamed at least a little beforehand. The outfit had higher priority than new channel emojis.
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  • 1st copyright warning so no background music this stream
  • Her mom got her pink boxing gloves
  • Luke with the $10 - "Volume 5 Status: Delivered!"
    • I'm still not sure if this is an extended bit or if he's seriously trying to update her
    • She says she'll get it tomorrow (Tuesday) and says the post office is normally closed weekends
  • Bad Ideas with the $10 - "Who are you and what happened to Josie?"
    • Bad Ideas asked her out on Game On Expo
    • He needs to move on
  • Josie hasn't seen Alex Stein's show before and has no idea what to expect. She's concerned about making a fool of herself and Alex.
  • "My Popeyes manager had a coke nail. His pinky was so fucking long."
  • TheVodoDoll with the $12.34 - "You're not brown, you're red since you're native so you're allowed to bully the poop colored faces."
    • She "ummms" around this one
    • Says she doesn't pre-read the chats before she says them. This is at least partially a lie, she's pre-read plenty of chats before.
  • Shyster with the $10 - "Hey Josie, have fun on your vacation. Hope it's chiked af"
    • She says she's excited but feels bad due to the Game On Expo stream drought being too close.
    • She says she forgot she was going on vacation and feels bad she barely told everyone about it
      • Bad liar
  • Shimaru with the $10 - "where are you going on vacation"
    • "You will find out when I get back. Hopefully it brings a silly video, I'm not sure if it will. I don't know. Is it really vacation if I'm trying to work at the same time, y'know? I'll still try though, I'll still try and get a video out of it but at the same time I wanna enjoy myself with all my buddies..."
  • Josielore
    • She wore glasses with circle lenses to school because people said she had tiny eyes
    • When asked about if all the makeup for this stream is good for her skin, she says she has no idea but has an extensive skincare routine
      • "The most important thing is you wear sunscreen every day on your face and on your neck."
      • She figures viewers don't care because because it's too womanly
  • You can briefly hear her mom talking when Josie goes to get feathers to stick in her hair. Josie seems to ignore her in a hurry to get back on cam. I'll clip it later
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  • Inlcuding this since her hair is up which is unusual
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She'd make a good grudge ghost.
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Nathan, a small josiecel streamer with josiecel viewers, ended up in the hospital due to his previous stream. Josie was in the chat so I wonder if he was trying to impress her by going harder than he normally would. I don't watch her orbiters in detail so not sure what he did.
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Nathan lied
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During pre-stream chat she shared that she'd be on Alex Stein's show tomorrow, August 29th.
What a weird get. This is why I wish Letty were still in the mix, she had great chemistry with Alex and could have matched him. Like when he started freestyling a "diss" about her and she went "how's that a diss, you just rapped about how badly you want to fuck me." Meanwhile I don't even remember a single conversation Josie and Alex had that was not in itself about Letty.

Sylvia's album dropped, this is the Vance collab.
I assume the lyrics reference Fishtank but I can't understand most of the words.
Sylvia's sound is a lot better like this - they've both smeared the distortion and Depeche Mode filter over themselves so they don't have to feel confident in their singing, but the duet forces better parts out of both of them.
 
Josie's mom heard in the background saying something about the feathers in her hair. Perhaps she thinks Josie is disrespecting her native heritage since her mom is native.

I wonder if this is anything to do with Jet Neptune's party that he happens to be throwing on the 1st of September? She does like to drink afterall

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That would be interesting but are there known dates? Her vacation is from August 31st to September 7th. Popular speculation is that she's going to Canada and will meet with her current/former boyfriend, Winston. There is an anime convention in Toronto from September 1st-3rd but I'm not aware of any hard evidence on where she's going.
She said everyone will find out when she returns.

The wildest theory is that she's going to Canada where Winston will propose to her. This stems from an ad shown during her previous members stream.
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If there's any evidence of her whereabouts then I'll post it when available. Should she be in Canada at all, it's a safe bet she will have hung out with Winston as that's likely the main reason she'd go. Winston himself has maintained a relatively low profile and I find him to be boring but since he's somewhat relevant again I'll do a quick rundown.
  • Met Josie on Discord years ago
    • Josie used to post about being lonely on Reddit and looking for people to meet. She'd often mention she was a girl
      • She's acknowledged this on stream due to a superchat and said some of it was trolling, some of it wasn't
  • Josie goes out of her way to not talk about him since Fishtank
    • Any TTS about him was ignored
    • Early superchats about him she feigned ignorance
  • Long distance relationship, though they've been together in Canada, Pennsylvania (Anthrocon) and her house over the years
    • Winston is the friend she went to Anthrocon 2022 with
  • Is a furry
    • Possibly a scaly as he's represented in some of her art as a crocodile
  • If separated it was presumably on amicable terms as Josie kept him on her Instagram. They follow each other
    • She has a private self harm Instagram that he follows as well
  • Lurked, and likely posted on, 4chan /ftl/ threads during and probably after Fishtank. He updated his Instagram to hint at this
My take is that he sounds like a Discord groomer who latched onto Josie who is young, dumb and unaware of how retarded their relationship is. That said, he's probably someone she can lean on throughout post-Fishtank things which has no doubt been overwhelming for her at times, and I'm sure he's keen to leverage the situation and groom further.
Keeping the crocodile reference in mind, this 4 year old drawing Josie did is a bit more interesting.
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@mormondogmilka is Winston's Instagram

If you try to look into him yourself you'll read all sorts of contradictory nonsense. Keep in mind there has never been any evidence to support any bold claims about him, good or bad. Anons seem to think he's got a high paying job but everything indicates otherwise. The boring truth is probably that he's a shut-in loser who doesn't really do anything, else there would be a larger digital footprint from moving, professional life, family, friends, etc.
Josie has joked about going to Anthrocon 2024, if she does then it's with Winston and I'm sure she'll foot the bill.
 
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That would be interesting but are there known dates? Her vacation is from August 31st to September 7th.
September 1st and 2nd. So presumably the night of the 1st into the AM of the 2nd.

For archival:

Archive.is keeps choking on the site, I think it's because it updates every time someone adds an answer to it.
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What is your name?
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The party will be held on labor day weekend; September 1st and 2nd in Providence, Rhode Island.

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Vaguely interesting but I get the feeling they don't intend to record it in any way so there's almost no use in wondering.
Damiel is confirmed to be going, though. So it would be something, if Josie did go.
 
That survey is absurd. What a joke these people are.
I could see her attending and her willingness to make a video or tiktoks implies that she's not going to Canada or at least going somewhere else as well. I'm sure Jet invited her well before it was public.


Alex Stein posted a community post announcing Josie on his show tonight. They used her pic from the previous stream for the promo.

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Josie followed up with a weeb members post about some anime she has a poster for in her room. She's not autistic and not a weeb.
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Josie sighted in pre-stream chat for the show tonight.
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My take is that he sounds like a Discord groomer who latched onto Josie who is young, dumb and unaware of how retarded their relationship is. That said, he's probably someone she can lean on throughout post-Fishtank things which has no doubt been overwhelming for her at times, and I'm sure he's keen to leverage the situation and groom further.
The way you make it sound, it's like the song "Fast Car" for loser weebs.
"You got a Fur Suit
I got a plan to get us out of here
I've been starring in a webcast show
Managed to win just a little bit of money
Won't have to drive too far
Just across the border and into the city
You and I can both live stream
Finally, see what it means to be living..."
 
Today's a music day, I guess. Tax dropped this just now:

Doubt she recorded it recently, probably Tax just finished it today. This really cracks me up, I've never heard someone rap like they're tilting over the edge of laughing the entire time. "You're tall and strong, like an Oak tree" sounds like she was about to lose it.
 
Vaguely interesting but I get the feeling they don't intend to record it in any way so there's almost no use in wondering.
Damiel is confirmed to be going, though. So it would be something, if Josie did go.
It doesn't look like they're going to be recording it no, and phones are locked in a box so you have to talk face-to-face I guess so yeah speculation is pointless

However, the thing is probably just a ruse to find people to recruit for Season 2 in Winter, because they're clearly looking for broke weirdos who haven't really interacted in a social environment like a house party (or.. being locked in a house for x weeks). Jet showed a blurred pic of some of the applicants on his Instagram story and they all looked like a bunch of Sylvia's (albeit skinnier) and I guess the male equivalent of a Sylvia

I'd post the picture but Jet and only Jet's story won't load
 
However, the thing is probably just a ruse to find people to recruit for Season 2 in Winter, because they're clearly looking for broke weirdos who haven't really interacted in a social environment like a house party (or.. being locked in a house for x weeks). Jet showed a blurred pic of some of the applicants on his Instagram story and they all looked like a bunch of Sylvia's (albeit skinnier) and I guess the male equivalent of a Sylvia
This seems most likely. They're probably trying to decide whether it's better to recruit MDE-adjacent people or to recruit complete normies who have no clue what's going on. If the house party goes poorly then they'll probably decide to get craigslist and facebook people. I don't see what Josie would do in Rhode Island for the extra 5 days after the party ends anyway. Is she gonna sit around with the wigger crew and distract them from getting work done? I don't think Sam would appreciate Jet and crew taking a week off for girl time when shit needs to get done. Plus I don't think Josie would fly out to see those guys for an entire week. I'm sure they're all cool with each other and on good terms but I don't think they're the type of people she'd go out of her way to visit often

As for where she's actually going I guess we'll find out eventually, maybe. I personally don't see a reason why her and her bf would have broken up so Canada seems most likely but I'm not at all familiar with Winston lore like some /ftl/ people are. Equally likely situation is that she's just going on vacation with her family and she doesn't want to be bothered by weirdos with family around. I totally believe that she forgot about her vacation since she's been pretty honest and consistent with forgetting things, being absent-minded, and needing to keep notes around all the time so she remembers important stuff. I don't think she's lying when she says nothing really goes on in her head most of the time. I don't think it's a bit I think she's legitimately a huge scatterbrain
 
It doesn't look like they're going to be recording it no, and phones are locked in a box so you have to talk face-to-face I guess so yeah speculation is pointless

However, the thing is probably just a ruse to find people to recruit for Season 2 in Winter, because they're clearly looking for broke weirdos who haven't really interacted in a social environment like a house party (or.. being locked in a house for x weeks). Jet showed a blurred pic of some of the applicants on his Instagram story and they all looked like a bunch of Sylvia's (albeit skinnier) and I guess the male equivalent of a Sylvia

I'd post the picture but Jet and only Jet's story won't load
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One issue I see from this - the sort of people who can show up for a last-minute weekend party does not overlap perfectly with the people who can have an entire month available sometime in the next six months. Even if the "do you have a job that requires you to work 30 hours a week" is a filter it's still not much of one. I guess it's a way of maybe picking a top 8 or a top 4 or whatever and then having the runner ups be stand-ins and completely filtering out the Mauros, Simmonses, and Josies.

Also just summarizing my thoughts on the Alex Stein episode where Josie was a guest... just another example of Josie sitting and staring like she's watching TV, when she's on TV.
 
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I totally believe that she forgot about her vacation since she's been pretty honest and consistent with forgetting things, being absent-minded, and needing to keep notes around all the time so she remembers important stuff. I don't think she's lying when she says nothing really goes on in her head most of the time. I don't think it's a bit I think she's legitimately a huge scatterbrain
I don't believe her forgetting a week long vacation until a few days before it happens. The short notice prevents the usual suspects from figuring anything out in time. She's scatterbrained but I think plays it up as is convenient.
Where ever she's going, she doesn't want people to know for now and I respect that. People will work to find out where she is if she posts anything and if it becomes known I'll post it since everyone will know by then.


No stream today. I'm curious what effect dropping off for a week will have and if her vacation location has any impact.
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Party bus dream isn't dead
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Damiel arc continues
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I actually went back and watched this just cuz I remember Damiel and Tai literally had a conversation about Damiel's career in the tank. It was odd at the time, Damiel had been in deep cover for two days bullshitting about his "baby" and crying about his mom, and Tai had just given a bunch of irrelevant advice to everyone else. And then out of nowhere Damiel starts hardcore rambling and the conversation went way longer than everyone else's. Tai literally tells him that after doing a bunch of random things he decided he needed to find something he would like to do whether it pays or not, and how at the age of 28 he landed on standup, and how a schedule of open mics forced him to become consistent and develop willpower. And then obviously scolds Damiel for saying nigga.

Damiel said his plans after the tank are: convert his fishbucks into merch and sell it, then make skateboarding content. Tai tells him to use his connections better and focus on his strengths.

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Damiel is 28 and all Fishtank did was make him quit his two jobs, stop helping with rent, and go on IG Live butt naked in the shower. It was breaking up with Autumn and losing access to her nice apartment in Arizona that forced him listen to this advice. Maybe that's some kind of moral lesson about the mentality of the type of loser found on this show.

edit: Party bus update, Jon does not know Eminem
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Josie liked Jon's tweet by the way, she's been unusually active on Twitter tonight. She likes to party! She likes- She likes to party!
 
In case you feel like wanting to blow your brains out with a very slow gun that fires a bullets at 1 cm/hr



Not that i guess i can really blame him, it's his first time doing it. Also that's the track jacket he got in a loot crate in the tank.

Jet editing the cooking competition

lol, this will be an interesting watch for anyone who didn't watch it live cuz there's no way they'll have the same impression live viewers had.


I don't know why they are bothering with an extended cut and a not-extended cut, if I was going to watch ten 22-minute episodes of something I'd pay for or pirate the full thing.
edit: gonna make a new post about it with new info

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"It isn't what you think it is"
Probably totally unrelated to FT then. But if it's not FT, I doubt it's just "Jet wants to throw a big house party with strangers for fun," either. So is it content?
Is it OK for this thread if we continue to talk about it, if it's not FT? I'm trying to be conscientious of that, as well.
 
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The main Josie bits from Prime Time with Alex Stein in chronological order. She's made uncomfortable more than once, at one point by a fan.


On drawing the pentagram in the garage.


Josie's favorite Hungryman meal and Vic points out everything in her room is pink.


Alex shows an old DDR clip of Josie at Dave & Busters. He mentions that Fishtank viewers harassed the establishment once they found it but I'm not aware of this.
The DDR clip may be of interest if you've never seen her play before.


Alex makes her uncomfortable by bringing up OnlyFans.


Explaining "Xing" = "Crossing" and she's not Chinese leads to a typical Alex Stein bit. Reminder: Josie doesn't like being confused as Asian


"Regret" is a strong word... I would think I would need something stronger.


Josie microwaves a pony, an example of this ongoing thing she's been doing. She's really enjoyed microwaving random stuff lately, maybe because streams featuring the microwave do well.


A josiecel superchat from TheVodoDoll saying "Nibble it up" is read out. Josie is visibly bothered.
Context: There's an old reddit post she made about wanting to nibble guys. That is, to lead them on with no intention of it going anywhere. Some of her viewers joke that this is what she does to them.
I don't have the post handy and am not sure if it was a joke or not but it's obvious she doesn't appreciate those kinds of references being made in a shared setting like that.


Josie shares her anime post with Vic, an anime voice actor, and he does a voice for one of the characters he did.


Vic points out the racecar bed.


Obligatory forced josiecel bit using someone who immediately outs themselves as not being a josiecel. He thinks she's Asian and it's awkward.


Big Nasty, a Dontarius-esque black guy, works his magic on Josie.


Alex makes her uncomfortable again, this time asking if she does anal.


They begin wrapping it up, Alex prompts her to plug her channel and brings up OnlyFans again.

Speaking of fans, DewkyShewt made an edit she retweeted. It's densely packed with references, one of which has people reading into things a bit much since Josie retweeted it. I doubt she analyzed it, though the end is pretty blatant.

References: sissy hypno, Jihad Josie, Mr Heck (/ftl/ thing), Superhands video, Superhands person, Winston, Bad Ideas.
Not sure if Jet is supposed to mean anything other than being there. When she stayed in Rhode Island for nearly a month people figured Jet had sex with her or was trying to. Most of the music is by Bill Jobs, a guy who let her use his music very early on. She featured it in her Anime Expo video as well.
 
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Jet editing the show

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This part I was like, damn, I can't imagine this at all. I know we talked about how it's normal before, but it's a lot to trim, right?
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But apparently
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Which really begs the question of why they're bothering to make two cuts of the show in the first place. Maybe extended cut comes out after the original? Probably. But I'm glad because I really don't think they could even hit a fraction of the stuff I would expect in 22 minutes.
 
Speaking of fans, DewkyShewt made an edit she retweeted. It's densely packed with references, one of which has people reading into things a bit much since Josie retweeted it. I doubt she analyzed it, though the end is pretty blatant.
maybe it's just not my cup of tea but i seriously cannot understand how people enjoy/watch josie without having an urge to fuck her or develop a parasocial relationship with her. she just seems too retarded and boring
Which really begs the question of why they're bothering to make two cuts of the show in the first place. Maybe extended cut comes out after the original? Probably. But I'm glad because I really don't think they could even hit a fraction of the stuff I would expect in 22 minutes.
if it's going to be over an hour, it better include some footage that we haven't seen yet
 
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maybe it's just not my cup of tea but i seriously cannot understand how people enjoy/watch josie without having an urge to fuck her or develop a parasocial relationship with her. she just seems too retarded and boring

if it's going to be over an hour, it better include some footage that we haven't seen yet
Oh it definitely will have new footage. I think a lot of it will just be little clips of people reacting to stuff in the confessionals they were doing in the basement. There's also the footage from the car rides to the house where everyone is blindfolded and Letty talks about how she's willing to eat bugs which is definitely making it in, or Vance telling his mom on the phone that he's just being schizo for the show. I bet they also got footage of Jon running around in the yard after Simmons' elim and maybe some of Letty hiding in the basement after Frank kept pouring toilet water on her. Shit like that.

and yeah agreed about Josie but I may have beaten that horse to death already. I just don't understand being in the house for that long and not really having a single day that she was the star of or pivotal in. Vance was boring a lot but things he said and did caused the producers to build on the entity bit, to do the doppelganger thing... all Josie really had to herself was meow meow meow meow bark bark bark bark and no part of that was born from her, it was her fans. In fact, if just through fortune people didn't latch onto her anymore than anyone else, she would have had n o t h i n g.
 
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