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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
WaltherPPGAY said:
Producers ran a poll and covered Trish on the bar entry fee, so now it's everyone but Tay partying.

She had what she described as an "angry cry" and when asked why she hates men said that she doesn't hate men but is just hung up on someone from the past.

TJ is trying to speedrun another vomit disaster.
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Women are so fucking dumb, they do be crying and remembering dumb shit
 
Josie streamed Friday at her usual time from Jet's apartment. You can hear a couple of wiggers in the background but no Jet feature, fortunately.

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Peak viewers: 870
700+ for first half hour then dropped back down to ~400 which is about average.
  • Total: ~$1213
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    • Youtube -30%: $290
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    • New memberships: $287.50
  • Donation count: 51
  • Gifted memberships: 115
She knows a lot of her fans have been upset at the sudden absence, many have been vocal and huffing copium about her going on Fishtank but it sounds like she's having a good time.

Top Bloke: Shiester
Notable Weirdo: Errol Baer

Not an entertaining stream but good for her to check in with the fans and also earned her a lot of money for a couple of hours work. Ironically, the stream would be better if she stopped fretting over entertaining people the entire time and it also would have ended sooner, allowing her to get back to the basement.
Josie seems to enjoy working on Fishtank so far but doesn't like going upstairs all too often. She shared some info but nothing significant.
  • It was supposed to be secret that she was going on. Later remarks that the "silence was calculated" (by who?)
  • Josie stuff
    • There full time until Fishtank ends
    • Said "no known Christmas plans," though this could be personal celebration
      • Note: I find it odd since she will be on the show during Christmas so should know what's to come
    • Likes to stay downstairs running autocam and handling TTS
      • Claims TTS is not that bad and most of them are allowed through
    • Enjoys the "silly clothes" they have to wear.
    • Her boots are from Goodwill which she thinks is nasty but they fit the theme
    • Says Fishtank feels like a "real job" that makes her feel accomplished and she enjoys helping to create something
    • Gets scared when she goes up to talk the Fish, calls them "lil' freaks"
      • In reply to a message about Summer that she didn't finish reading, she says not to be mean to the fish as they are going through tough times being on the show as is
    • Mentioned that she'll be busy on New Year's which may hint at big things to come
    • Pep talks are awkward for her and that her classic line for them is "Hey, are you busy right now...?"
    • Emphasizes she can't share secrets
      • Later remarks that the "bucket water mission" is a secret. This being moving buckets of water on day 1.
    • Remarks that "TJ is like me, kinda similar, isn't that his thing?"
    • A super chat tells her to drink less while running auto-cam, she says she's only had 1 drink so far on the show, which lines up with one of her visits upstairs
    • Asked about boxing with Goldstriker
      • Says it doesn't seem very 70s and is awkward
      • Doesn't want to self insert too much, though clarifies these are just her thoughts
  • Dual monitor setup to see rooms to help with auto-cam
    • Josie says if she gets up for 2 seconds running auto-cam, people instantly complain
  • Production can apparently head upstairs at their leisure
  • Multiple dehumidifiers in the basement
    • Note: I imagine they want to avoid some of the nastiness they apparently had in season 1 basement
  • Josie works however long she likes so I imagine the others do as well
    • She also mentioned she works the computer until she falls asleep each night so she's putting in a lot of hours, presumably
  • Josie has a sore throat
  • Got a laptop just for streaming
  • Remarks that Fishtank is her "new job"
    • May mean nothing, as it's not wrong, but it has viewers worried she may become a full time wigger
    • Implies she's getting paid for her time there
  • Apologized for "disappearing" (ghosting for the week before Fishtank)
  • Ran into Jon at the Phoenix airport and said he had an autism lanyard
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    • In general, says she's seen "a lot of Jon" recently
  • Confirmed that saying "See ya soon" was deliberate foreshadowing on her final pre-Fishtank stream. She normally ends streams with "See ya never!"
  • Says Fishtank is a lot of fun and she's making great memories
  • Struggles to come up with anything to do but insists just talking to chat isn't good enough
    • Solves this problem by ignoring everyone and playing Tetris for 6 minutes straight until deliberately losing
 
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I wonder how much the viewership of this season has increased over S1.
I know production has increased quite a bit but still feels very DIY which is nice in its own way.
 
Marche said:
I wonder how much the viewership of this season has increased over S1.
I know production has increased quite a bit but still feels very DIY which is nice in its own way.
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I feel like it's consistently higher but also the counter last season was very messed up early on so it's difficult to say.
 
Earlier today, Ben told Jimmy privately that he's supposed to look for "dolls" that walk around between midnight and "the witching hour," and sometimes until 4:30 AM. The dolls make "clicking noises" when they walk and he needs to collect eleven of them. It's evident that the clicking noises are just the house settling and cooling down, but Jimmy spent some time asking Tay about them without explaining what he was looking for, making him seem even more schizophrenic.

Speaking of Tay, she's refusing to go downstairs to play card games with the other fish and holing herself up in the bunk crocheting instead, talking to camera and reacting to every TTS that comes her way. It seems pretty clear to me that she's trying to work up a fanbase of parasocial simps. It's not exactly working because TTS is way more expensive now and most world-be simps have already latched onto Josie.

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Aristides said:
Earlier today, Ben told Jimmy privately that he's supposed to look for "dolls" that walk around between midnight and "the witching hour," and sometimes until 4:30 AM. The dolls make "clicking noises" when they walk and he needs to collect eleven of them. It's evident that the clicking noises are just the house settling and cooling down, but Jimmy spent some time asking Tay about them without explaining what he was looking for, making him seem even more schizophrenic.

Speaking of Tay, she's refusing to go downstairs to play card games with the other fish and holing herself up in the bunk crocheting instead, talking to camera and reacting to every TTS that comes her way. It seems pretty clear to me that she's trying to work up a fanbase of parasocial simps. It's not exactly working because TTS is way more expensive now and most world-be simps have already latched onto Josie.

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Tay is kinda shit so far, she has no real character development
Even Trish has had some but she is still by far the shittest character.

Tay is clearly a Mouro right now
 
Cole just said to the kitchen cam that he made 250K on crypto. In his own words, "I don't have to be here. I'm fucking loaded".

Adds up when you consider JC saying something along the lines of she would rather Brian wins for reasons Cole will eventually reveal. If that's not just drunk bullshitting then this guy really is Forrest Gump. Fucking around with women who don't give a shit about him and fumbling into a fortune would be a pretty comical parallel.
 
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I swear Brian has spent this entire Christmas Eve party pushing people to hate Cole. Now he's telling people that Cole, a 22 year old, is a scumbag for crushing on JC, an 18 year old.
 
Tad Loaf said:
I really look forward to some young blood who's balls haven't been bashed in by years of controversy to take a stab at a project like this.
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You're just describing Jet you dumb asshole
No Face said:
"I've had problems in the past with men being too forceful with me..... and I don't fuck with it" (paraphrasing)
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Anyone else think there might be a correlation between all these women not wanting to spend christmas with their families and also being molested?
Osama Bin Laden said:
straight frush
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two 7s beats a frush.
 
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