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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
feral cat #6385 said:
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Per @Aidan request:

TTS gets flipped on at some point during group therapy. One goes through in the Sam(?) voice: "HEY can you please be more entertaining like Josie, she made me lots of money, when she is playing with the fidget spinner". Jet calls for TTS off shortly after. BIG THUNKSPIRACY.

 
I actually like Chris’ rants in moderation. He gets so worked up and speaks with such passion and conviction, even though he has no idea how to convey the point he’s trying to make 50% of the time. Then he occasionally drops some legitimately good advice in between the nonsense.

Him comparing TJ to a closeted gay man trapped in a loveless marriage was hilarious.
 
Tsunade-sama said:
Banned accounts are allowed to send messages? :lit:
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Yeah, the account was already under barrage by people looking to breach it which caused the ban, this pic is extremely sus until further proof is given that it's not just an edit or someone that broke the account open
 
Enig said:
Yeah, the account was already under barrage by people looking to breach it which caused the ban, this pic is extremely sus until further proof is given that it's not just an edit or someone that broke the account open
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It's obviously fake. It's so easy to inspect element on things like this.
 
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After spending 3 hours berating everyone that they are boring and that they should be more interesting everyone except Tj either went to sleep or started hanging out again. At least Tj attempted to get a door open and said fuck you to tts for once. This was somehow more interesting than anything anyone else was doing. He was the only person who actually listened to what they had to say during the therapy session. That’s why he’s the only person who I can endorse.
 
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Semen_Recycler said:
Someone should really press Tay and tell her to either call Duanye a nigger or drop this cringe racist nazi LARP. You can't go around yelling "1488 Heil Hitler" and then be best friends with a gay black guy. Her fakeness and pick-me persona is the worst thing about her, and no one has called her out on it except Frank.
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Of course you can stand up and be proud of your race while not hating every individual of other races. Are you Jewish or just brainwashed?

Tay is based and I hope she wins. I see nothing fake about her. She's just trying to figure out how to navigate the challenges of this demonic hell house. She may be smart but she's still a traumatized woman at the end of the day.
 
After a long and gay conversation with Dumbgay, Tay has decided it's time for some early morning vandalism
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Semen_Recycler said:
You can't go around yelling "1488 Heil Hitler" and then be best friends with a gay black guy.
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Why not?
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children." and "Heil Hitler" don't include TND and TFD.
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For his time Hitler was a heckin wholesome anti-bigot.
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
To play devil's advocate for tj: every time he's supposed to talk this thread diggs in on calling him a mush mouth and how he ah and ums.
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That's not it at all... It has nothing to do with TJ's ahs and ums. Maybe the fish think this, but I don't.

no-exit said:
Watching them try incriminate TJ its excruciatingly painful, it makes me feel intelligent. I think TJ is lubecooch, but their justification is laughably bad. How is TJ supposed to prove a negative? The burden of proof is laid on the accuser for a reason.
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I thought Frank did an okay job at incriminating TJ. He could have done better.

Also if we are going to talk about legal standards let's talk about mens rea.

The first time "lubecooch" was brought up over TTS, in the context of horse porn, TJ panicked, looked guilty as shit, then immediately ran downstairs to production and tried to quit the show.

TJ sheepishly came back up awhile later, with a lame excuse direct to the camera about he just "freaked out" for no particular reason.

To this day, TJ can't explain why he behaved that way.

If TJ was innocent why would he have such an over-reaction? More importantly, if TJ was innocent, how would he even know there was a connection between 'lubecooch' and 'horse porn'?

Why would TJ run away looking extremely guilty and try to quit the show in shame?

His behavior shows that TJ knew of the connection between his account name and the material on rule 34... This suggests that he created the rule 34 account himself.

In court, this sort of action can be used as evidence of someone's guilt. It's called "mens rea" which literally translates as "guilty mind"

It's like if you see a cop and then suddenly run, and while being chased, you threw a satchel of money onto a roof.

The fact you ran from the cops - and threw away the satchel of money - can be used against you as evidence that you knew the satchel contained all counterfeit bills.

I don't need beyond a reasonable doubt. All I need is more likely than not.

What's more likely?

TJ used the coomer-brained username "lubecooch" on multiple platforms, including TikTok, admitted this was HIS username, but a different coomer created a rule34 account with the same username, and TJ just happened to act with mens rea - a "guilty mind" - when TTS mentioned his username in the context of horse porn?

Or is the simpler more sensible explanation that it's his rule 34 account, and he was mortified at being found out?

Only a degenerate porn-addicted coomer would even pick a username like "lubecooch".

We can't tolerate sexual deviancy that involves animals or children.

You've gotta draw the line at beastiality and pedophilia.
 
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