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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
COUGH IT UP
COUGH COUGH general kenbie! -Sam Hyde and his tar ridden lungs 2024
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New resident evil dropped looks like were going back to the swamp like in 7
 
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I just tuned in, can someone give a summary of what swamp games they're doing, what the NPCs do, etc? I'm so lost right now.
 
I just tuned in, can someone give a summary of what swamp games they're doing, what the NPCs do, etc? I'm so lost right now.
Were waiting but they just did chicken collection, Most Dangerous Game (like the book), some retarted dancing and sam forced them to act like snakes and forced them to slither upstairs in a sleeping bag. rewatch MDG that was the most entertaining. theres also now an NPC aspect to the game for whoever asked for that earlier.

edit: Greg, Vance and Josie got to chase the fish with the bow so that was pretty cool!
 
I just tuned in, can someone give a summary of what swamp games they're doing, what the NPCs do, etc? I'm so lost right now.
1st challenge was a dance competition, TJ won.
2nd was hiding the chickens then collecting them in a box, whoever had the most won. Tay won and the chickens were taken to the garage.
3rd was bow and arrow hunting the fish, last one hit wins. They played this with Sam, Ben, Josie, Vance and Greg as the hunter for various rounds so lots of people won.
4th was getting in a sleeping bag in the downstairs bathroom and crawling like a snake to top bunk. Shinji won.

Voodoo Mama Juju (Trish) can steal points (or just subtract someones points, I can't remember) for chips, she can give you water/redbull, or she can read your future and give you a cryptic hint (useless I think)

Swamp Djinn (Fatty) can grant you a request but he will ask you to do something first. Not entirely sure how this will work since nobody has used it yet.

It was also implied there will be more NPC's added in the future

Edit:
Old Frank (Frank) has shown up and for 40 chips he will blockade/mess with someone else for that round.
 
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What are they doing with the gum?
they're making a big gumball and throwing it at the wall, if it breaks, biggest chunk is the one they are going with. objective make biggest gumball.
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Also here's a unrelated photo I found of us soldiers capturing a Japanese POW
 
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Truth or dare is a sexual game. It always has been.
I thought that was spin the bottle, and truth or dare was played at pajama parties to figure out who your friends have a crush on.

Because... people don't actually play shit like that after middle school, right?
1st challenge was a dance competition, TJ won.
2nd was hiding the chickens then collecting them in a box, whoever had the most won. Tay won and the chickens were taken to the garage.
3rd was bow and arrow hunting the fish, last one hit wins. They played this with Sam, Ben, Josie, Vance and Greg as the hunter for various rounds so lots of people won.
4th was getting in a sleeping bag in the downstairs bathroom and crawling like a snake to top bunk. Shinji won.

Voodoo Mama Juju (Trish) can steal points (or just subtract someones points, I can't remember) for chips, she can give you water/redbull, or she can read your future and give you a cryptic hint (useless I think)

Swamp Djinn (Fatty) can grant you a request but he will ask you to do something first. Not entirely sure how this will work since nobody has used it yet.

It was also implied there will be more NPC's added in the future

Edit:
Old Frank (Frank) has shown up and for 40 chips he will blockade/mess with someone else for that round.
This has probably been the best bit of the season lol
 
They brought in another NPC and called him the "psycho killer". Tank chat says it's Jimmy. There were also some pop up messages from production saying "ring ring... pick up", the others I missed. So far he's just walking around the house and squatting. Currently in B3.

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They had a MDE trivia contest of questions related to sam hydes shows and sketches like "What year was my ted talk video title about" and "Who rocks"
Tay got all the questions right and TJ got almost as many, the winner was Tay and won -1 point.
 
They brought in another NPC and called him the "psycho killer". Tank chat says it's Jimmy. There were also some pop up messages from production saying "ring ring... pick up", the others I missed. So far he's just walking around the house and squatting. Currently in B3.
I think it may be vance tbr idk if Jimmys to be trusted to pull off subtly
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What are they doing with the food?
Sloppy eating challenge, the sloppiest wins.
Shinji and Tay pretty much saw it as an opportunity to just eat something good for one and TJ went all in to the point he looks like he is gonna throw up and will probably fuck him up in the next few challenges
 
A finale with Cole, Jimmy, and Tay in it would have been far more entertaining to watch than Tay, TJ, and Shinji, solely because TJ and Shinji aren't good conversationlist and can't fill dead air times effectively just by talking to other cast members.
In theory I'm sure Cole would have been a great finalist but considering it took just 10 days before he threw a tantrum so bad that it got him kicked off the show the idea he was ever going to make it to the finale is laughable. Cole was very fragile. Remember he spent a good amount of his last day seething at staff and being a crybaby faggot.
 
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