- Joined
- Aug 13, 2020
Here's a little story about something that happened a little over an hour ago.
Jon dragged a wooden pallet over to the fire pit and said he's going to throw it in there because "We don wan duh fiyah to go out." Nobody was really enthused with this idea seeing as the fire was already raging, and most tried to dissuade him, including the blacksmith and the blacksmith's wife. Tai said "You'll make them pause the game with that whole thing lit on fire" and "Use your common sense" in a terse tone. "My common sense says 'I don wan it to go out.' They said we get benuhfits if it dozen go out. They diddin say we couldun have a big fiyah, did they?" Jon protested. "We have wood in a tent, you can bring the wood from there," Tai retorted. Jon replied with "No, you get the wood from the tent. We have wood wight hiyah" and patted the pallet. Brian made fun of his alleged experience as a woodland firefighter, citing the fact that "A lot of arsonists are usually firefighters, that's a weird statistic."
Fatty finally said "Jon, the king commands, throw it on there" so Jon went "Thank you lawd Fattius!" and immediately hurled it. Brian even mentioned that it's "chemically treated," but no one paid attention seeing as the gay guy alert was blaring and they really just wanted Jon to stop shouting.
Twenty minutes go by. Jet sounds over the loudspeaker: "Many pallets are treated with a toxic chemical called methyl bromide which releases into the air when burned. This is known to kill." Another minute goes by. He says it again, slower for good measure: "Many pallets are treated with a chemical called methyl bromide which releases into the air when burned. It's very toxic, you will all die if you don't take the fucking pallet off of the fire." So they do. Jontent.
Jon dragged a wooden pallet over to the fire pit and said he's going to throw it in there because "We don wan duh fiyah to go out." Nobody was really enthused with this idea seeing as the fire was already raging, and most tried to dissuade him, including the blacksmith and the blacksmith's wife. Tai said "You'll make them pause the game with that whole thing lit on fire" and "Use your common sense" in a terse tone. "My common sense says 'I don wan it to go out.' They said we get benuhfits if it dozen go out. They diddin say we couldun have a big fiyah, did they?" Jon protested. "We have wood in a tent, you can bring the wood from there," Tai retorted. Jon replied with "No, you get the wood from the tent. We have wood wight hiyah" and patted the pallet. Brian made fun of his alleged experience as a woodland firefighter, citing the fact that "A lot of arsonists are usually firefighters, that's a weird statistic."
Fatty finally said "Jon, the king commands, throw it on there" so Jon went "Thank you lawd Fattius!" and immediately hurled it. Brian even mentioned that it's "chemically treated," but no one paid attention seeing as the gay guy alert was blaring and they really just wanted Jon to stop shouting.
Twenty minutes go by. Jet sounds over the loudspeaker: "Many pallets are treated with a toxic chemical called methyl bromide which releases into the air when burned. This is known to kill." Another minute goes by. He says it again, slower for good measure: "Many pallets are treated with a chemical called methyl bromide which releases into the air when burned. It's very toxic, you will all die if you don't take the fucking pallet off of the fire." So they do. Jontent.
