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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
show this the next time anyone says letty is intelligent
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The group has to hunt a deer (someone in a tights and a mask) with only bow and arrows. Jon manages to get the kill and pleases the trapper. The trapper lets him know that the next day there’s going to be a ton of piss around their camp. Letty is speaking like a retard, I assume it’s a spell or something.

Previously King Fatteus was around camp and ended up destroying all the chairs.
 
Cam dies during cutscene with Xsvier, Jon, and Sam.
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Jon and Xavier have a conversation at The Downs. Xavier claims he isn't mad when Jon reveals he was made a vampire by the Duke, then proceeds to kick the shitty wooden cage. Jon asks if he can get Xavier's blood then have both Xavier's and Duke's powers, Xavier isn't against the idea. Judge arrives but cams were too buggy to hear anything good (thanks Jet).

Xavier and Jon continue talking and Xavier asks who is the biggest threat to them. Jon says Tayleigh. Jon also says Jimmy is under Tayleigh's spell and Xavier, who is definitely not mad, kicks the cage out of jealousy. Xavier says the best strategy is to get Jimmy and Letty on their side, and Jon should start putting a good word out to the Fish he wants on team Xavier. Jon says Letty will do what they want with a little prodding, seemingly wanting her as an ally. Xavier says the Duke will eventually try to betray Jon when it is most convenient.

Jon asks how he can get Xavier's blood, Xavier says it can be done with a counter ritual in which he holds power over Jon by holding a part of Jon's soul in his palm. He will always be able to kill Jon. Jon refuses, but Xavier says it's ok because Jon is already obedient. Xavier says he will check his tomes and scrolls to see if there's another way to convert Jon. Xavier inquires as to why Jon trusts him so much, Jon says it's because Xavier could kill him at any time yet he doesn't.

Xavier eventually departs, and Jon tells the camera his leg really hurts from running all day. All I can say is a Xavier, Jon, and Letty alliance would be kino.
 
The more I see of Xavier in the recaps, the more I'm starting to suspect his secret identity is Commander Jace "Striker" Connors of Deagle Nation. It's obvious with all his furry shit and his use of gun-kata against the vampires. Semper fidelis to the brave samurai wolf-vampire kitsune!
 
fatty has assumed his natural state once again
Is that actually his balls? He's so fat I can't tell if he's even naked.
If you slapped a wig on peak fat fatty I’m sure he would pass as (((a))) “woman”. He wouldn’t even need to get a stinkditch all you would have to do is fold a couple fat folds.

Hope you guys enjoyed that disturbing mental image.
 
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