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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
If they are really paying ppl $1500, these niggas gotta all be NEETs. That's not shit. I guess if I were a decade younger it would be fun though.
 
If they are really paying ppl $1500, these niggas gotta all be NEETs. That's not shit. I guess if I were a decade younger it would be fun though.
no shit lol
jimmy spends his time scrounging through a barn full of trash.
idk if theres a single full time job among them tbh
i think the only one who works is jon but idk what he actually does.. like drives a uber or smth

edit: i forgot that greg works at a gas station
 
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If they are really paying ppl $1500, these niggas gotta all be NEETs. That's not shit. I guess if I were a decade younger it would be fun though.
I mean they're getting a free room, free food, free booze, and they just gotta *try* to act like a videogame NPC for a few hours a day.
 
DAMNATION INBOUND
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I thought Damnial was funny, I'd like to see him come back for more. I liked watching him shadowbox in his room and the occasional shit he did like pretending to jerk off under a blanket or jumping up on the counter to pull his pants down and 'shit' in a bowl. I'll take that over THE MORGUE v3. I still think about when the fish made pancakes and once no one was looking he mashed the pile of pancakes with his fist as hard as he could for no reason. Unrelated but the contestants have found a frog chilling in their eaten watermelon rind.
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"I really needed money" but also saying he would have made $3k at his regular job instead of being on 2.5. Idk Mauro just sleep it off and delete these, champ.
 
"I really needed money" but also saying he would have made $3k at his regular job instead of being on 2.5. Idk Mauro just sleep it off and delete these, champ.
Yeah, never sleep on a homo who is looking for a child. He won't sleep. He's in the hunt for an 8 year old and private room he can put three fingers up their asshole in.

Classic Mauro.
 
It's always funny when people try and 'expose' previous employers. Oh so you KNEW he was a pedo? You just HAPPEN to drop pedo accusations the MOMENT you're fired? That's so crazy Mauro! I'm glad you weren't laughing and cutting up and having a good time with someone you knew was a pedophile. That'd be crazy!
 
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