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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The issue is that he always goes DEFCON 1 as soon as the joke is on him
Yeah the second the joke is on him he starts threatening to dox people and spill secrets that would ruin things (that I’m sure he doesn’t have) like a child. Like every time his argument is basically “they are lucky I’m gonna react like a normal person instead of a raged out psychopath about jokes on the jokes show”
 
The show was already floundering around day 7, it was totally dead by day 10 and this is just a Season 2 final week languishing arc until the finale.
partly another rushed season with poor or not enough content planning and partly 0 incentive and enforcement of RP from the fish. tayleigh killed a major plotline because she is stupid. vance might as well not exist.
 
The show was already floundering around day 7, it was totally dead by day 10 and this is just a Season 2 final week languishing arc until the finale.
This will never happen because it means less money for Jet and Sam but I really think Fishtank just needs to be shortened. Not just the half seasons but there is no reason at all it has to be 6 entire weeks long. The last fews weeks are almost always dead air trim the fat.
 
Jet literally came out and told us nothing is going to happen today but I bet some people will still watch it all day long and then bitch because nothing happened.
 
Tay and Jimmy have single handedly killed the vibe and the progression of the season jet had planned.
Jimmy can be entertaining but being a fish is too much for the guy. He doesn't have the stamina to tolerate the abuse. He would be a better NPC.
Yes, they were all having fun until the Tay thing. Tay has consistently brought down the show.
People are pissed off with Tayleigh because she kind of ruined the best character this season had
The show has sucked ever since she had her little hissy fit. Never simp for ugly women. They ARE NOT more attainable and come with even more issues than an attractive woman.
He's terrified of a <100lbs girl. He's only saying that because he's scared she's coming on tonight and wants to create a situation where Jet will back out from bringing her on.
It's like something out of The Shining... A man with mental health issues is haunted by a young girl with a mallet. It writes itself.
 
The show has sucked ever since she had her little hissy fit. Never simp for ugly women. They ARE NOT more attainable and come with even more issues than an attractive woman.
Bro you keep saying this but I literally noticed zero difference between before and after Tay chimped out. She's a non entity almost to me.
 
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If Tayeligh is already snapping just because of people saying "19 year old computer science major" she's going to end up in the mental ward once she sees what her "fanbase" has become lmao
 
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Season 2.5 has been the best season of fishtank. It's like watching someone spend time making a tabletop campaign world for players who don't know how to roleplay, get mad when people call their characters gay, and get into literal fistfights over petty shit but somehow the DM is still cool enough to just vibe with people and find something that works.
This, and Fishtank 2.5 has a lot of things in common with the first (and only) LARP event I've took part in. Half way through people just stopped giving a fuck and just went about bonking others with foam weapons. I do remember that there was a guy who played a demon that everyone started to refer to as "Bubba".
 
Jet needed to be told by his audience that accusing one of this contestants of pedophilia was too far? Are you fucking kidding me?
It is the dumbest thing Jet has done, yes that includes S1 and S2. He is lucky Greg forgave/wantes to move past, most sane people wouldn't.
 
Opening up Xavier's phone is a good save for an otherwise content-free day. AND they figured out a way to monetized it, good job guys.
 
this dude really is going to end up in prison sometime in the future
 
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