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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Same energy.
 
Mushroom King said:
Fatty ruins everything. The shouting is not funny, it's never been funny, Fatty just thinks he's literally the Joker.

Does anyone know if he's an alcoholic? The reason I ask is because his abdomen seems pretty distended, that body shape may indicate he's injuring his live and retaining ascetic fluid. I see drunks where they aren't though, I'm quick to jump to that explanation because I understand it the most. Genuine question, interested in what others will think. Watch the video, notice the way Fatty's skin shakes, his fat shakes, he's shaking sweat everywhere, but that abdomen may be full of ascetic fluid and doesn't jiggle at all. I suppose it could be his belt line, but if he wore his pants up that high, the flesh would be more tucked in from being worn over time. Now that I consider his weight loss, maybe it's all symptomatic of that and he's just started wearing his belt there recently.

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People say he has Cushing's (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cushing's_syndrome).
 
Mushroom King said:
Does anyone know if he's an alcoholic? The reason I ask is because his abdomen seems pretty distended, that body shape may indicate he's injuring his live and retaining ascetic fluid. I see drunks where they aren't though, I'm quick to jump to that explanation because I understand it the most.
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I think it's mostly the Cushings.
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I finally know how it feels to be someone who doesn't find fatty funny.
 
I wondered what became of Vance's girlfriend after season 1. All I can recall about it is the pictures of them he had uploaded on instagram, it seemed to be a longstanding relationship of at least a couple years at the time. I wonder of she really did take issue with his interactions with Letty, despite his immediate making an apology to her over the bedroom cameras. Whatever the case may be, it's a base Vance covered by putting it on the banned topic list.
 
Marche said:
Its easy to just over diagnose cushings but in truth fat just is random and can make people look fucking strangly shaped.
You can look at some of the fat male cows like Blade or Ralph or Boogie and none of them have the same shape
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I know you're right, but he's got a fucking turtle shell of fat instead of a neck, and he matches the other symptoms..
 
This is easily the worst cell challenge yet.

First was good for novelty, had Sam and Jon antics etc.
Second was a decent blow out marathon for the finale with funny challenges plus Beans and Vinny antics.
Third was the most high effort with decently thought out challenges.
This one has literally nothing funny happening.

Also I stand by my opinion that TTS is an active detriment to the show 95% of the time.
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
This is easily the worst cell challenge yet.

First was good for novelty, had Sam and Jon antics etc.
Second was a decent blow out marathon for the finale with funny challenges plus Beans and Vinny antics.
Third was the most high effort with decently thought out challenges.
This one has literally nothing funny happening.

Also I stand by my opinion that TTS is an active detriment to the show 95% of the time.
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It's not over yet but I'd say this is better than the second Cell so far, just for the fact that if they stand up they're going to get shot. They have to stay down.
 
The Man With No Name said:
It's not over yet but I'd say this is better than the second Cell so far, just for the fact that if they stand up they're going to get shot. They have to stay down.
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Hard disagree. You should rewatch the highlights from that finale. It had classics like the annoy Sam challenge, Beans, etc. It wasn't consistently great but it at least had some funny points.

The fish getting shot once every five minutes was funny for the first five minutes.

I stand to be corrected if Jet's tweet has any substance behind it. I remain skeptical.
 
I know a guy who knows a guy who was a former sven co-op mapper that Jet bought a plane ticket for to join S2.5.
He's bringing a sven co-op flag with him so expect some turbo autist who had youtube/twitter meltdowns to sperg around waving a flag for a hl1 mod that's been dead for almost 2 decades.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
I know a guy who knows a guy who was a former sven co-op mapper that Jet bought a plane ticket for to join S2.5.
He's bringing a sven co-op flag with him so expect some turbo autist who had youtube/twitter meltdowns to sperg around waving a flag for a hl1 mod that's been dead for almost 2 decades.
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its cryokeen isnt it
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EDIT: I was right, @Foster apologize to me right now
 
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