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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
As a human being, Hayley might be the actual worst person they've ever had on Fishtank (at least as far as contestants go).

I hope that shit with her husband is real. The fact that she threw herself at Jet says it all.
 
As a human being, Hayley might be the actual worst person they've ever had on Fishtank (at least as far as contestants go).

I hope that shit with her husband is real. The fact that she threw herself at Jet says it all.
She is female damiel except not even with a unique quirk like him being a chigger
 
Hayley was the most unlikeable and conniving bitch therefore she deserved to win bitchtank.

A better ending probably would have been Claire and Hayley, but I don't think it makes much of a difference.

Was sort of ambivalent about Shadi but she rose when she threw down and btfo Hayley.
But when she had off moments like where she was chilling with Greg and Claire she's just nice and normal and wasn't really doing anything.

Hayley really was queen bitch all along and if that's what it was about, it makes sense she was the winner.

She played the role well and didn't stop even when she was getting froze out by everyone.
Most people would have tried to make up and shit, she didn't really do that.
 
Hayley was the most unlikeable and conniving bitch therefore she deserved to win bitchtank.

A better ending probably would have been Claire and Hayley, but I don't think it makes much of a difference.

Was sort of ambivalent about Shadi but she rose when she threw down and btfo Hayley.
But when she had off moments like where she was chilling with Greg and Claire she's just nice and normal and wasn't really doing anything.

Hayley really was queen bitch all along and if that's what it was about, it makes sense she was the winner.

She played the role well and didn't stop even when she was getting froze out by everyone.
Most people would have tried to make up and shit, she didn't really do that.
tldr: jet / production wanted to bang her lmao
 
I was playing since xavier started the "beta" at around 1pm. I actually got in for free that way. It was a lot of fun. Greg and xavier were active and eventually they picked teams amongst all the players (around 20) for a team deathmatch. I ended up dealing the killing blow on xavier, which greg called a "skrod w". After that greg took everyone on a journey to the ghost gate to just go straight for dagoth ur. Constant crashes. I don't think there's any way to get in now without the fishtoy. You'll just get spawned in a room with vampires and get killed over and over.
I also got in the "beta" but every time I logged on when it was live I was immediately disconnected so I assume I was kicked off for not buying the Fishtoy.
 
I thought that was a pretty perfect way to wrap things up. With the contestant people actually liked and cared for long since out of the picture, with any sense of warmth and humanity sucked out of the tank, it's only appropriate that the ending should be really dark and abrupt.
Props to Haley for her performance at the end.
 
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I'm hoping this whole ending is scripted otherwise it's kinda depressing. Haley having some weird manic breakdown after she 'won' and started cussing out Shardi and Clare who didn't even care. She's acting like this was some big deal but she'll probably get a small cash reward which won't amount to much and she'll probably just get teased online for embarrassing herself the last two weeks.
 
After-party IG live clips from Twitter, apparently recorded at 4 AM. Featuring an unsurprising guest because he already said he was going there to drive Duany'ay out of there



 
Tayleigh deserves no sympathy. For like 3 months she pandered to people on /bant/. She used their inside jokes and lingo. She did things just because they thought it was cute. She used their fanart for every single stream thumbnail. Then she got a boyfriend and didn't need their attention anymore so she started acting like she always thought they were creepy and weird.

I believe this is what redditors would call "leopards eating her face"
Tayleigh whining that her fanbase is filled with parasocial simps after pandering to them for months is just ridiculous.
I don't believe you.
I watched one of Tayleigh's streams, one of the first watchalongs of the S2 episodes.
She was pretty much the exact same weirdo she was on the show and called even slightly parasocial comments creepy, often accompanied by a matching soyface.
It was obvious from that one stream that she thought many of her fans were creeps, and she didn't hide it.

Unless you show me a stream where she isn't creeped out by parasocial or sexual comments, I will assume you're talking out of your ass.

After-party IG live clips from Twitter, apparently recorded at 4 AM. Featuring an unsurprising guest because he already said he was going there to drive Duany'ay out of there

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Boss nigga in the house

I was out for the day, looks like I didnt miss anything good.
Haley fucking sucked, she was set up to be like Letty except stupid and not knowing how to articulate and people didnt like her because shes a vampire not because she was acting like a cunt.
shifty ass looking bitch, huge chudlines.
You did miss the Xavier lan party.
 
When the stream first went down the popup message said something along the lines of "It wouldn't be fishtank without random crashes during the finale." And then a few minutes afterwards they started with the 'Haley W's and the 'It's over's. I wonder if the stream actually did freeze and they just decided it wasn't worth bringing it back up and took all the cams offline. Gaslighting the audience that there was a tech issue before telling them its actually over seems retarded, but believable.
 
When the stream first went down the popup message said something along the lines of "It wouldn't be fishtank without random crashes during the finale." And then a few minutes afterwards they started with the 'Haley W's and the 'It's over's. I wonder if the stream actually did freeze and they just decided it wasn't worth bringing it back up and took all the cams offline. Gaslighting the audience that there was a tech issue before telling them its actually over seems retarded, but believable.
I'm pretty sure the guy who sends a lot of the popup messages is Mints, the chat moderator, who is mad biased and wrong a lot of the time. Mints is offsite and therefore out-of-the-loop, and I've seen Jet tell him off in the chat a dozen times for making crappy popups or abusing his free TTS. It would not surprise me if Mints was convinced the ending wasn't real and sent the first message to calm the chat down because he assumed Haley didn't win or that they would bring the feed back.

Since 2.5 alone I've seen Jet clonk him over the head for sending way too many free TTS against a specific contestant or filling empty air with his free TTS (potentially discouraging paid TTS due to Mints having already made whatever comments anyone wanted to make).

I think a lot of the popups this season were actually from the basement but anytime I see popups contradict each other I assume it's mints' fault.
 
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I guess no Brotank
 
show me a stream where she isn't creeped out by parasocial or sexual comments
she appeased coulrophiles by dressing as a mime, she speaks of collective jungian unconsciousness after soliciting money through a 24 hour stream that includes streaming herself sleeping, she complains that fans all think she may fuck them if they buy her crochettes and then has weeks of chemsex with "cock buddy"

I think the crux is her unveiled contempt for the audience she had spent hours cultivating. I think there is heartbreak in realizing the MDE fandom and oribters aren't nice or funny a lot of the time. Greg can parse it better because he has foundations, but Tay siphoning value from her appearances on FTL was too messy and entangled with the gay scene's drama. Accepting stalker's voicecall and having it play on live air is probably the best way to entice them further.
 
she appeased coulrophiles by dressing as a mime
Come on, you are being a silly billy pretending she dressed as a mime to attract that coveted clown fucker audience.
she speaks of collective jungian unconsciousness
I wasn't aware Jung was a 4chan exclusive.
streaming herself sleeping
That is kinda questionable, but then again you could see that plenty of times on FTL.
she complains that fans all think she may fuck them if they buy her crochettes
Isn't that her calling out creepy behavior by fans?
then has weeks of chemsex with "cock buddy"
What? Please explain.

Tayleigh hate is completely irrational, she might be ugly, she might be cringe and she might be a fake racists, but hating her for that is psychotic.
It's not like hating TJ, which is completely reasonable, since he is Lubecooch who is a pedophile.
 
This is an edit by a Twitter user but it's an excellent example of why Sam is just a fucking vibe killer. Even Ben looked fucked up over this, and for what? What did this add?


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I remember a post asking about how Xavier can get away with being a troll, calling people fat, faggits, etc. and why it works for him. And I think it's because you know Xavier is a character, he's not serious, he doesn't actually believe what he's saying. There's deniability to everything he says about you.

But with Sam, you can't tell. There's no tongue-in-cheek to it. It's the same thing with Frank Hassle, you can't tell what's real and what's a troll.
 
I normally wouldn't link this because when Greg streams it's not generally that interesting but he's currently on a solo visit at the Boston Museum of Science and there's kids there and my immediate impression is that every adult who sees him is going to assume he is a retarded person. He keeps making dick jokes and babbling to himself.


edit: he just wrapped up due to a tech issue that caused his stream to look like this

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Long lost relatives?
 
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It's probably better that they don't do a 3rd (4th if you count the beginning of the cell separate from bitchtank) event in a row. They're going to be burnt out at the beginning of S3 at this rate.
It's just very weird how they literally threw everything out of the window including the expensive tv then rushed to painting and cleaning the room for few half-assed challenges. I expected more out of it.
 
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