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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
. Turns out there is a guy who's willing to actually date her
she has a bmi under 20 and is young and has a job literally any dude would fuck her, its just is her standards low enough to fuck the type of men that want to fuck her, and turns out the answer is yes. Its like Britney Venti, for women its not "i can't find a boyfriend" its "i can't tolerate the type of guys that want to be my boyfriend"
it's actually insane how normie JC is.
honest she's so lucky these incompetents found her instead of any other reality tv show. she'd be naked and riding a sybian for tokens instead of vanishing completely
 
the intro is already 10x better than the S2 edits. they should let people who aren't Jet edit these things

trisha looks super rough on high quality cameras
 
Episode 1 was great, but that's not surprising given the content. The first week of Season 2 was excellent. Character moments were happening constantly and everyone felt really keyed in.
 
they should let people who aren't Jet
you think the editing is good, just wait till they let someone else run fishtank. Jet should have never moved beyond being Nick's assistant. imagine every guest going "is that your real name" the first time Sam or Nick goes "jet" every episode of their podcast and him having to tell his story.
 
The camera angles make it very obvious that more than one of them were in on knowing fishtank s1. When the TTS showed up for the first time you could see tayleigh crack a smile. Haven't finished EP1 yet, but it's way better than what they did for S1.

Edit: One minor baby little nitpick that I might be 100% wrong about is that Sam says "adam's apple check?" around the 18-19 minute mark it comes out of fucking nowhere. If I recall, the context was that everyone thought Tayleigh was a tranny and him saying that was a little wink and nod at the chat. It's not super major but I hope nothing major along that vein shows up as the show continues.
 
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Summer's yellow crackpipe tooth?
 
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Really fantastic first episode. I could nitpick minor details here and there, but overall I don't think they could have really done much better and it feels like a real TV show which someone with no information could watch and enjoy. Many of the improvements are almost exactly what we critiqued the S1 episodes for in this thread and I'm especially glad that now there is a real introduction to the show and the producers.

Obviously, I think after episode 2 (which presumably will end with the reveal that everyone is the plant) the quality of the content is only going to deteriorate but given the great choices in what is and isn't shown so far, I'm quietly optimistic that they will be able to stick to this winning format.

Hopefully the final two weeks is edited down to 1-2 episodes, there's not enough content for more than that.
 
First episode was far better than what they released for season 1.
The only thing I think could've really used some work for the first episode was some of the background music. Why are they going with what sounds like royalty-free stock music they just ripped from somewhere? MDE always had some interesting music choices, but some of this just feels bland; it's more noticeable at some parts compared to others.

I looked into it a bit and the guy behind the music is Green Sahara, but he only did 12 songs for the soundtrack. So I assume the rest of the music is from some stock library.
It's a rather minor issue, though.
 
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Jimmy is the only one of the “plants” who doesn’t immediately soyface when the judge comes in. Shocked I missed this from the cameras but it probably just looked like surprise.
 
Jimmy is the only one of the “plants” who doesn’t immediately soyface when the judge comes in. Shocked I missed this from the cameras but it probably just looked like surprise.
TRUE. Although I was surprised to see Sam downstairs trying on his outfit while Jimbo crouches in front of him. So maybe he knew enough not to soy. He did do the fake thinking face (thumb on chin fingers covering lips and such) when Sam said there was a plant. And I can’t think of something more suspicious than doing that.

Also, I missed a lot of the early season. I see why everyone loved Cole so much. Funny little guy.
 
TRUE. Although I was surprised to see Sam downstairs trying on his outfit while Jimbo crouches in front of him. So maybe he knew enough not to soy. He did do the fake thinking face (thumb on chin fingers covering lips and such) when Sam said there was a plant. And I can’t think of something more suspicious than doing that.

Also, I missed a lot of the early season. I see why everyone loved Cole so much. Funny little guy.
Cole squandered so much goodwill with his ego and whiny flip outs about production. He kept comparing himself to Jon but what he really couldn't handle was being Letty(him vs entire house).
 
I looked into it a bit and the guy behind the music is Green Sahara, but he only did 12 songs for the soundtrack. So I assume the rest of the music is from some stock library.
It's a rather minor issue, though.

Dude actually made an account here

hi there my mane. that is my song. its called VC With U, i havent released and forgot i sent it to Jet. maybe ill release it soon on a small EP. but thanks for your kind words, i am massively underrated. ill try n attach the song here, share if u can.
ill prolly never check this site again, so find me on my other online places..
 
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