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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Meowstery said:
Listening to Burt talk reminds me of how Null likes listening to schizos. Not internet schizo, actual schizophrenics. This man is so convinced in his own mind that the show is a GAY DATING SHOW that not even a group of girls could convince him. It's so fun just hearing him explain to himself in the mirror and ask questions that he'll make up an answer to. So far here's what I've gathered from his thought process.
  • Dude wipes, BMW car, Manscaped? All things for men
  • No phones = No learning the show's secret (apparently gay dating)
  • All of production are attractive men
  • All of the male contestants are queer (Luke got kicked for being straight)
  • One of the girls is mtf trans (not sure who), the others are just 'fruit flies' (read: fag hag)
  • 7 men? that's more men than women. (very important?)
  • Bunk beds are a man thing .
I need to see this dude make final four at least, just so I can see how his mind works. Whenever he DOES get booted, I hope they let him down easy.
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This is literally almost too perfect that I am borderline thinking that Burt is all an act. But either way its hilarious.

Have they been taking many/any of the fish down to the basement or out of view of cameras/microphones for potential coaching very much? I know that one chick figured it out and they took her to the basement, but I haven't really seen anyone else say that anyone has been down in the basement. If no one has been down there then that's a pretty big contrast to season 1 + 2.

Also, is the interview room upstairs or downstairs? If it is upstairs then that's a lot better.
 
I'm worried for my boy Burt, Him venting to Computer may be terrible long term for him buy holy shit are his delusions really funny. Smart yet so damn naive.
 
DotDem said:
I'm worried for my boy Burt, Him venting to Computer may be terrible long term for him buy holy shit are his delusions really funny. Smart yet so damn naive.
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Sort of agree. There's only so much gaslighting a schizophrenic can take before anything you tell them becomes an automatic falsehood from consistent lies.

But damn if it isn't entertaining!
 
neger psykolog said:
Also, is the interview room upstairs or downstairs? If it is upstairs then that's a lot better.
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This is the door to the confessional:
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David Spadem said:
Sort of agree. There's only so much gaslighting a schizophrenic can take before anything you tell them becomes an automatic falsehood from consistent lies.

But damn if it isn't entertaining!
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My personal alarm bells were really ringing when people on here said he claimed he only wanted to dismantle the fan to look for secret listening devices or something similar to that. I once dealt with a friend asking for help with a relative of theirs and they were talking about something vaguely similar and I asked them straight up "are you sure this guy isn't taking anything? like even prescribed stuff" and was told it was impossible. Turns out he had been taking meth or something and was like in full on psychosis.
That Burt is in that mindset while not on meth (and supposedly unmedicated?) is quite concerning. I don't really have much personal experience with schizophrenics or even meth users though, but I would think if a paranoid schizophrenic started talking about looking for "secret listening devices" I would try to get them some professional help ASAP.

Karen Horney said:
This is the door to the confessional:
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Oh that's a lot better than the other seasons then.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
This is the most unbelievable part of his theory.
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He hasn't fucked in a week, his standards are dropping by the minute. Come to think of it, there's been less splurtposting. Has he stopped jerking off too? The whole house is in danger.

If he wasn't a literal whore the realization he'd been doing all that on livestream would be horrifying.
 
Marche said:
she associated with Chicken Andy as well.
also Mr.based is ip2 regardless of if he doesnt like it anymore or not
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ChickenAndy got a GF nowadays and he's been acting good since then Mr.based has nothing to do with ice and he didn't even met him Mr.based is a jewish guy who found himself famous cuz a girl died in one of his friends condo whatever since then he went crazy in last few months he sliced someone's face choked Carldo from the back groped Kimberleelive doing his harassment content if Letty saw all of this and said oh maybe he's the content that i want then who gives a fuck she's not a 16 years old child and i find it funny that people in kiwi farms saying ip2 is bad ip2 is literally kiwi farms without doxxing.

Mr Sister said:
Binx and Alex are still talking. 3 and a half hours straight.
Binx started going "listen to me" and then they are whispering, no one in chat can hear what they are saying properly. This continues for a long time, with only a few words being audible at a time. Alex mentions Ice Poseidon at one point. A few hours ago Binx told alex "you should be a streamer" and alex replied "that is all I want to do"
Someone from production finally came up and turned off the lights to let burt and ian sleep properly. Those lights are bright as fuck. I was hoping they would say to stop whispering
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Lmfao of course she knows ice do you think the goblin costume came from no where she's a fuckin fan heeeeeeh
 
Did you guys know that before he created Fishtank, Goran Rapistovic was an infamous Bosnian warlord in the 90's. So prolific even Konami made a reference to him in a Castlevania comic.


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Just getting caught up on season 3. Burt sure is a degenerate schizo nigger-faggot, but man they hit the content jackpot with this guy.
 
filthypenguin said:
Things Burt has (successfully) figured out:
There's at least one plant
One of the plants was Luke
One of the candy thieves stole their own candy
The show isn't what it seems
It's not famous house
The audience knows something they don't
They're cut off from the outside so that they can't get info from the outside, not so they can't leak info
The audience is watching live
This is a prank show
The scenes that the cameras shoot are pranks
The number of contestants with mental illness is unusually high
The number of queers is unusually high
The props are weird
The sponsors are weird
It's a gay show

Things he believes (or used to believe) that aren't true
Alex is a second plant
It's a gay dating show
The women are all also plants (?)
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Schizo spitballing pays off on a show like Fishtank. He has become the Morpheus to Sam's matrix.
 
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