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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Computer asked to see some ass. Binx complied and got spanked by Mizzy, who knows it's live.
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Burt still has the best ass in the house tho

also jfc those sneakers look like they're cutting off the circulation to mizzy's legs
 
Sam and Jet just lectured the fish for like 10 minutes about how they need to stop chumming it up with each other and being friendly with the staff. That they need to start acting more 'fierce' and like they're on a reality show, and stop worrying about doing mean things to each other to make content. Dunno if it was a gaslight or a typical production overcorrection after the negative reaction to last night's cryfest, but I genuinely dislike when Sam just comes in and says "you guys need to make content" rather than production creating situations that would naturally create it on its own. Break up the cliques, separate them into preset teams, etc. Make them work with their enemies and against their friends. Don't just come in and say "stop being boring".
Did they learn nothing from season 2? You can't just tell the fish "Hey you need to start acting this way now" and make it work.
 
Did they learn nothing from season 2? You can't just tell the fish "Hey you need to start acting this way now" and make it work.
In this case it seemed to be much better because the fish were refusing to create political smear campaign ads for the house election and crying over it not wanting to hurt each others feelings. At a certain point they have to be reminded that this is for TV and they should not take things so personally as its entertainment for people. (They spent the past 2 days crying nobody wants to watch that shit)

This wasn't at all like the season 2 talks where they said you guys are boring do something be entertaining, it was more like go along with the show don't worry about hurting feelings because you can be friends after.
 
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