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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jeff told Burt to bury "Dark Burt" until it was necessary to use it, saying Burt really hurt Mizzy yesterday. Burt agreed to return to Light Burt for now but still believes the TTS gaslight about Mizzy.
 
The difference between the reaction of Jimmy getting in Taylor's face and Burt getting in Mizzy's face is very interesting.
We all hate Mizzy vs it was Taylor's first night, and we didn't know anything about her.

Jimmy's first blow up was for the hotdog thing. It came after a piece of hotdog bun was tossed at him, and he jumped within an inch of in her face yelling "FIGHT ME BITCH!!!!"
Then he threw a mallet at the ground (in uncontrolled anger) while screaming,
Jimmy's first blowup was Christmas Day, throwing a fucking chair at Meg, screaming, "WHAT DID YOU DO" about his eggnog.
 
Jeff told Burt to bury "Dark Burt" until it was necessary to use it, saying Burt really hurt Mizzy yesterday. Burt agreed to return to Light Burt for now but still believes the TTS gaslight about Mizzy.

Good. As funny as it was, I feel like a lot of the audience really doesn't consider that the eliminations are supposed to be decided by the contestants. If the next elimination is by decision, Dark Burt = Eliminated Burt. Gas him up on a week he has immunity or you're gonna end up getting him cut. They've all at times taken issue with Burt's behavior and considered voting him, this just gives them more reason to do so. He and Simbal are the only two that don't really fit in with the rest of the group, but Simbal's immune this week.

IMO, the way things are going, if we were to disregard immunities and production fuckery, and proceed with voted eliminations, it would end up:
6th - Simbal
5th- Burt
4th- Payton
3rd- Mizzy
1st/2nd- Alex/Binx tossup
 
Just want to remind everyone that these tampermonkey/greasemonkey scripts exist.

maej3rked tools used to be maejok tools until maejok was hired so another user f3rked took over. It's pretty nice. I use it mostly to remove the scanline filter because I think it ruins the image. They forgot it's not 1974 season s2.


This script filters almost all of the really annoying retard spam without blocking the users directly. The chat experience is so much better with it. You'll never go back.
 
I think the thing about this show is that watching it live is a very different experience to reviewing the highlights. I only really bothered watching live during the rug pull.

The summary of "They attempted to re-enact the Stanford Prison Experiment with some homeless people and then it devolved into the homeless people looting the tank and the fish had to have a food fight to get their stuff back... and then TTS gaslit Burt into thinking Mizzy was trying to sabotage him and he went full Dark Burt on her" (with relevant clips) is incredible.
 
I think the thing about this show is that watching it live is a very different experience to reviewing the highlights. I only really bothered watching live during the rug pull.

The summary of "They attempted to re-enact the Stanford Prison Experiment with some homeless people and then it devolved into the homeless people looting the tank and the fish had to have a food fight to get their stuff back... and then TTS gaslit Burt into thinking Mizzy was trying to sabotage him and he went full Dark Burt on her" (with relevant clips) is incredible.
It's even better with sneedchat. Just everyone shit posting together, sometimes spamming.
 
Good. As funny as it was, I feel like a lot of the audience really doesn't consider that the eliminations are supposed to be decided by the contestants. If the next elimination is by decision, Dark Burt = Eliminated Burt. Gas him up on a week he has immunity or you're gonna end up getting him cut. They've all at times taken issue with Burt's behavior and considered voting him, this just gives them more reason to do so. He and Simbal are the only two that don't really fit in with the rest of the group, but Simbal's immune this week.

IMO, the way things are going, if we were to disregard immunities and production fuckery, and proceed with voted eliminations, it would end up:
6th - Simbal
5th- Burt
4th- Payton
3rd- Mizzy
1st/2nd- Alex/Binx tossup
I agree, Dark Burt I think started out as TTS trying to tell Burt that he's allowed to be a little meaner to people and they'll understand because it's a game. Outside they'll still be friends. But he immediately took it too far and instead of Dark Burt being good at challenges and scheming with other contestants he screamed in Mizzy's face, which while funny because Mizzy sucks, now the whole house is terrified of him.

Mizzy was next on the chopping block according to basically every fish last night (Alex, Payton, Binx, and Burt all agreed). They said Mizzy first and if she somehow gets immunity Symbal (but he already has immunity so I don't know who they'd vote next, probably Payton). That was the consensus until Burt screamed at Mizzy. Then they were all in B1 for hours talking about how scared they are of him, that production needs to bring in a doctor to check on him and that they should vote him out if he's gonna be like that.
 
Sneed chat is the best when watching, it's the only place that isn't full retard and is great to talk with other farmers about other bs during the slow parts of the show. Everyone let's one another know when shits going down in rooms too and isn't running a million miles an hour unless there's hype spam.
 
Sneed chat is the best when watching, it's the only place that isn't full retard and is great to talk with other farmers about other bs during the slow parts of the show. Everyone let's one another know when shits going down in rooms too and isn't running a million miles an hour unless there's hype spam.
i've been active in the fishchat since season 1 and I can attest to this 100%. it's a kino experience watching it live along with sneedchat because everyone is reacting to the same thing, at the same time (unless you're on ppvland, and you experience it 10 seconds after everyone).

everytime something interesting happens, people are quick to spam chat to let everyone know kino is happening. my only gripe is sometimes you retards love spamming the chat with senseless shit which is fine, but whenever someone is trying to get a thought in, it's difficult in the sea of J's or vertical bars
 
Just caught up in the thread. I passed out shortly before Dark Burt, when he was in the confessional talking to the camera about changing his gameplan. At one point I swear to God he said, "this neurotic schizo thing is getting kind of old" before deciding he needs to take a different approach (dark burt). This would imply he's been playing up the schizo thing for the cameras, and this actually isn't the first time he's implied that. Fucking crazy. I have no idea what to think anymore.
 

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Just caught up in the thread. I passed out shortly before Dark Burt, when he was in the confessional talking to the camera about changing his gameplan. At one point I swear to God he said, "this neurotic schizo thing is getting kind of old" before deciding he needs to take a different approach (dark burt). This would imply he's been playing up the schizo thing for the cameras, and this actually isn't the first time he's implied that. Fucking crazy. I have no idea what to think anymore.
I noticed this too. He's definitely a paranoid schizophrenic and I don't think he's playing it up, I think he wants to start becoming a different type of character though which is what he may have implied. DARK BURT HAS ARISEN.

i've been active in the fishchat since season 1 and I can attest to this 100%. it's a kino experience watching it live along with sneedchat because everyone is reacting to the same thing, at the same time (unless you're on ppvland, and you experience it 10 seconds after everyone).

everytime something interesting happens, people are quick to spam chat to let everyone know kino is happening. my only gripe is sometimes you retards love spamming the chat with senseless shit which is fine, but whenever someone is trying to get a thought in, it's difficult in the sea of J's or vertical bars
Sneed chat is the best when watching, it's the only place that isn't full retard and is great to talk with other farmers about other bs during the slow parts of the show. Everyone let's one another know when shits going down in rooms too and isn't running a million miles an hour unless there's hype spam.
Sneed chat is one of the reasons why I love fishtank so much. Watching it live with kiwis is the best part of the experience.
 
I think the thing about this show is that watching it live is a very different experience to reviewing the highlights. I only really bothered watching live during the rug pull.

The summary of "They attempted to re-enact the Stanford Prison Experiment with some homeless people and then it devolved into the homeless people looting the tank and the fish had to have a food fight to get their stuff back... and then TTS gaslit Burt into thinking Mizzy was trying to sabotage him and he went full Dark Burt on her" (with relevant clips) is incredible.
Agreed. This blows S1 out of the water.
 
Agreed. This blows S1 out of the water.
Season 3 is what Fishtank was always meant to be. A cast of unsuspecting people who are gaslit into believing they are on a normal reality show and then slowly overtime introduced into Hellhouse. As much as I love season 1 half the cast knew about Sam and MDE which all but eliminated that unsuspecting element.
 
This was how people were eliminated on Famous House, but is there really a reason to believe the eliminations won't be Fishtank-style eliminations now that that bit is over?

I think there's more evidence to suggest voting is still in play than not. Sam told Simbal if he didn't win immunity in the cell, production couldn't protect him anymore. Unless I'm misremembering, there were direct statements regarding "you better perform well in this challenge or your team mates might vote you out" during the triathlon. Burt and Simbal have been coached on their likeability with the rest of the cast recently. Ultimately production has the final say, but I feel like there's really only so much they can rig before they rig themselves in to a corner and end up with an unintended result, and I haven't seen anything to suggest (yet) that production is just going to say "no fuck you we decide who goes".

This honestly kind of reminds me of how Jon got cut from S1. He was the content machine, and they milked him hard. They played too hard into his vulnerabilities about being retarded, and were left with no choice but to cut him after he shut down. I feel like pushing Dark Burt will have the same result. Great content, but at the end of the day, he's fucking schizo. It's playing with fire, and more often than not, tossing in another log is better than just pouring gasoline on it.
 
I just hate how Alex flips on 3 in the therapy session, saying Burt would never hurt anyone, all this shit, but the moment Burt does something a little aggressive? Alex is saying he's scared, he's shaking like the monkeys he raped, Burt's dangerous Burt's a schizo.

Monkeyfucker needs to make up his fucking mind. Burt's never shown any aggression on the show, and he seems to have some real beef with Mizzy (even if he's just getting fed bad TTS). She hoarded all the Pepsi, and it really hurt his feelings. Let him get some of those feelings out, instead of punishing him the moment he loses some composure.
 
Burt just called Mizzy a cunt when talking about her to Connor. I think he has been foaming at the mouth about her all night. He was murmuring insults under his breath all morning in the yard.
 
Burt just called Mizzy a cunt when talking about her to Connor. I think he has been foaming at the mouth about her all night. He was murmuring insults under his breath all morning in the yard.
It's fine to say, "Mizzy's fat" and "Mizzy's manipulative," but now everyone's scared when Burt screams at Mizzy.

No one is talking about how last night Binx was clutching the original Maejok crying that Burt had destroyed Lil Maejok when it was under her stuffie hoard the whole fucking time. She cried for half an hour about how she couldn't eat when she was upset, and they were all talking about how they couldn't sleep because, omg DARK BURT IS SO SCURRY. The same people (Alex, Connor, Simbal, Payton, Jeff) were gassing Dark Burt up, talking about how yeah, Mizzy IS a cunt. Now they're acting like Burt is the problem. It's so bothersome. Look at how gleeful Alex and Connor were during the confrontation. I don't think Payton knew how insane Burt actually was; she's 19, I get that, but the others, including Jobe, are bitchmade when it comes to Burt.

Though tbf to Simbal and Jeff they went straight to sleep alone and didn't have to keke with the girls like women about their fears and I respect that.
 
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