🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Osama Bin Laden]

He has a raceplay fetish, specifically centred around being a black man who is worshipped by white men for his race. It's in his coomer manifesto.

i know this might be obvious, but that's a google drive link

*points to sign* OPEN IT IN INCOGNITO MODE

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

i know this might be obvious, but that's a google drive link

*points to sign* OPEN IT IN INCOGNITO MODE

Better yet: anonymize your google account you use on your computer, delete your google account and de-google yourself, or better yet stop using google software all together (besides your Android (which is still superior to Apple)).

 

[Doom House V]

Fishtank is pretty funny but it always ends up the same after a couple weeks. Everyone just adapts to their new life in the noisy peepee poopoo pig pen and aren't fazed by anything anymore.

 

[SFINAE]

Fishtank is pretty funny but it always ends up the same after a couple weeks. Everyone just adapts to their new life in the noisy peepee poopoo pig pen and aren't fazed by anything anymore.

You didn't watch last night.

 

[anliteralidiot]

You didn't watch last night.

Yeah, Jeff is vehemently against letting it turn into a peepee poopoo pigsty.

 

[Doom House V]

You didn't watch last night.

True, I haven't checked in for awhile. I shouldn't have said "they aren't phased by anything" anyway thats too hyperbolic. The more they adapt to their surroundings and the more the initial shock wears off the less interesting it gets for me personally. Like I said though I still think it's funny and pretty ground breaking stuff.

 

[anliteralidiot]

True, I haven't checked in for awhile. I shouldn't have said "they aren't phased by anything" anyway thats too hyperbolic. The more they adapt to their surroundings and the more the initial shock wears off the less interesting it gets for me personally. Like I said though I still think it's funny and pretty ground breaking stuff.

We saw a man's physically abusive wife get brought in, where she assaulted him several times, and she attempted to attack Binx, by grabbing her by the hair.

Then, as punishment, she made Alex sniff her farts, to make him apologize.

And then, after more assault, and the crew leaving, they had sex. But she's so fat, you couldn't see it. But you could see Alex humping her leg like a retarded rabbit.

Spoiler: nsfw it's gross

Semper fi to all sneedchat, who watched it go down.

 

[Cemetery Support]

Also to add to this.
Tts has been off for like 5 hours and none told him to do this...
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[S.C.U.D.]

Binx's hair situation, courtesy of @DOORSTUCK:

 

[The Tall Man]

Going after Jobe's minecraft server is taking it too far.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

That reminds me, they finally updated https://burtsplurt.com/

Only 11? Seems kinda low...

I think Alex is only still in the house because he's too dumb to realize they'd give him his phone if he walked out.

No, he is just terminally indecisive.
The exact same thing applies to his ogre wife - he knows straight up that she's a monster (Sam Hyde expressly told him this and proved beyond a reasonable doubt that it is true) yet he still hasn't taken any action.

You all have to realize Alex is an attention whore. He LOVES all the attention. He loves being the "victim". He even loves that his deathfat wife is crazy because it makes him feel like she really cares/is into him when she goes crazy and abusive. He is a retard and you should not feel any pity for him. He lives in a situation he created because he enjoys it there. Many such cases.

Spoiler: moaning franks name

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TTS: "Mizzy how tight is your pussy (or something)"
Mizzy: "my pussy is very tight"
Burt: "oh, that's interesting"
Mizzy: "Oh Mah Gawd Shut up Burt!"

I am telling you all Burt is a plant. He is not real, this is too perfectly kekky to be real.

burt got some roid gut going on

Dyel legs and arms and a roided gut... Lost cause.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

We all need to take a minute and give massive props to the wiggers crew for managing to get the fat Latinx ogre out out the house without losing ANYONE else. She very successfully sewed discord and confusion amongst the fish, she obviously had Alex wrapped around her finger, and they diffused EVERYTHING.

I was entirely convinced that they were Icarus and the bbw Latinx was the sun about to destroy our show. They deserve sincere credit for handling that so well.

JET. IT. UP.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Binx's hair situation, courtesy of @DOORSTUCK:
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Bitch's head be lookin like the south Pacific now.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

It definately was, but it's pure luck that Alex didn't leave. I'm sure that, even though it was Kino, the Wiggers regret bringing her. I had to tune off after Sam gave Alex a talking to in the Kitchen, but he seems very volatile now and could leave at any moment.

I don't think Alex is a bad person, but I really don't want him to win. His vile, ugly, fat, disgusting pig-monster wife would take everything he got.
She is a horrible person through and through. She is actually evil and completely self-serving. I am convinced that she would kill Alex with no hesitation if it would benefit her in some way. He has to get the fuck away from her.

She even confirmed herself that she pulled a gun on Alex for talking to his mum on the phone.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

She even confirmed herself that she pulled a gun on Alex for talking to his mum on the phone.

Well at least now her admission and multiple assaults on Alex and Binx are archived forever on camera in case she ever gets investigated / charged. This is why you don't hook up with South Americans (aside from ).

 

[Peter Griffin's Right Nut]

Alex's family is going to hate those monkeys when they're fully grown.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Jeff the janny trying so hard to keep the pigsty clean but still throating glizzys and stealing alcohol like a weirdo is low key kino. He's not flashy but he's doing work

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Has anyone checked blubberwife's socials or found anything on her yet? I want to see her inevitable fat rendering.

>"Everyone gets roasted on the fishtank, Frank's dad was already roasted on 9/11"
LOOOL

 

[Smegward]

mizzy is mk ultraing gay connor into killing someone rn

 

[vena kirov]

A TTS came through saying that Alex is Peter Pan and he needs to ditch tinkerbell and leave neverland, the women in his life let him be a child. Instead of barking back like he normally does, he was pretty quiet and then said "is there never just a good morning TTS?".

edit: he's back to his usual yapping nvm