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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Grim_Autismo said:
They said they're going to start working on Act 3 (which should start in a week) so it's going to be prep work until that begins.
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I somehow doubt they can getaway with total nontent for an entire week. But maybe they're going to calm down things a bit before they go back into turbo autism/chaos mode once more.
 
LMAO nifty just said tj had beautiful long hair but he was autistic as fuck
nifty w.

Also
>Burt asked them for their names and one of them was "cowboy"

Cowboy is their general contractor guy. He built out all the stuff for bloodgames and I think he like did the remodeling for s2 house after the season to try and sell it.

He was also personal trainer for sam and everyone in s2

When they did those investor videos for the seasons it was Sam Jet and Cowboy together in suits so he's like .. seems like he's a pretty central part of it

s2 pic of him with his cowboy hat setting up the mama juju stall

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bookers said:
LMAO nifty just said tj had beautiful long hair but he was autistic as fuck
nifty w.

Also
>Burt asked them for their names and one of them was "cowboy"

Cowboy is their general contractor guy. He built out all the stuff for bloodgames and I think he like did the remodeling for s2 house after the season to try and sell it.

He was also personal trainer for sam and everyone in s2

When they did those investor videos for the seasons it was Sam Jet and Cowboy together in suits so he's like .. seems like he's a pretty central part of it

s2 pic of him with his cowboy hat

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I could be wrong but I think Cowboy was the first person that appeared on camera in the Fishtank when Season 1 first went live before any of the fish arrived.
 
Freeloader Ian is about to do as much as S1 Ella, they could've brought anyone and chose the literal embodiment of the lazy Mexican stereotype.
 
Endangered Species List said:
Saw your edit as I was typing, but yeah they need to bring someone else in (not Ian) if they want to get rid of Jeff.
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I don't think production intends to get rid of Jeff at all. They're all even annoyed as fuck by him.

A big reason for that is when the normal fish go to sleep they have a total nontent zone, literally nothing happens. They can (and did last night) just supply Jeff with some liquor and he will sit in the kitchen or wherever getting piss drunk and acting like a moron, which at least gives people something to watch. It also means when people stay up late they can drink with him (I'm not sure anyone would want to, buy cymbalta did last night).

I'm guessing they're just going to exclude him from being around whenever they want to do anything semi-serious though (at least I hope so) because he's super fucking annoying and kills any form of normal discussion.
 
Agares said:
I wonder if Burt still believes that one of the 53 other Fishtank seasons was Space Bloodgames and that they're still cleaning up in orbit from it.
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Burt seems like that one nigga from the Memento movie - you could tell him anything, he'll totally believe it and then a few hours later tell him something else and he will totally forget the first thing.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
It’s very interesting to me that people rightfully pointing out Frank groping a blackout drunk Tay was creepy makes some of you super angry.
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I never saw frank grope Tay, but i did see him sniff her panties which was too far, messing with peoples clothes has always been ok but undergarments should have always been off limits.
 
"Puff Saunders gets a yellow ball!"

Fly high, Puffersth, fly high.
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Casper Goblin got one too. The tank's getting pretty gothic tonight toobz.
 
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