🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Swamp_Donkey]

Did Sam just give up? Any info on how long will this be the Alex Stein & Fatty show

They usually use stein as a respite. They let him run things for a couple days while they sleep and do whippets to rejuvenate the spirit.
Stein does a good job at keeping the fish busy with conversation and activities but it's really just sloptank with him at the helm.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

She actually might tbh. It's all she knows how to do and Sam saying to not be "some thot" could have computed in her brain to mean "be THE thot"

It doesn't make any sense otherwise, maybe Burt being the fan favorite made her think being gay and hypersexual was the way to get her simps back.

Nah. if Binx misunderstood what Sam was saying she would not be crying today. She would be smug and proud of her thottery. She knows she fucked up.

By the way, imagine being the chink. You fuck a random harlot, who spends the entire next morning crying and having melties while you don't give a single fuck and suck face with an italian midget. KEK. I would expect almost anyone to check in on their hookup and see whether they are doing alright and what all the crying is about but nah. Not this one. Madness.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Its fucking hilarious that the only time Binx has been shook this entire time has been from potentially having to face the consequences of her own actions

Nothing destroys women like that. Especially when it's sexual actions. She was fine with the egg stuff but this is different.

It's almost like being told "be interesting" in a game where you think people can vote you off doesn't work, especially when the most interesting person currently is being badgered by the audience.

You're right. Don't know why the neg ratings. Once again keeping your head down leads to the top two/top three.

Burt's unique for being the first big content maker to go all the way but being a gay retarded nigger probably also had a lot to do with it. Up until the egg throwing and the punch to the face he hasn't exactly been harassed much. Just gaslit hard

Jet believes pizzagate is real and still buys all the hype beast shit, he’s just retarded

And Sam is ok with that while having a hissy fit over Brandon? Fucking dipshit

Idk he seems to focus and zoom in on Turbo the most. They would make a good couple.

What's her porn name?

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Its come up multiple times now, so its worth mentioning that Burt talked at length about his parents and siblings during the Alex Stein gay conversion therapy session. Burt claims that his mother lives with him and collects disability while he pays for her lodging. He says his brother is also on disability for mental problems. Afaik he never said anything about being disowned by either parent, just that they're very Catholic and obviously disapprove of his lifestyle. Obviously his mom doesn't disapprove that much since she (allegedly) lives under his roof.

The brother is interesting since it would add credibility to his mental disorders, as they are frequently genetic and heritable. I'm curious if his dad is a headcase too.

An entire family of retarded niggers. Nuke that household.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Burt has been burting off over the covers for the last 30 days, multiple times a day, around other people and even moaning people's names, not washing his hands afterwards and then touching people, sniffing franks shoe and licking soles and grabbing his dick while frank was sleeping a few feet away. But two skanks kiss and touch in a bed and its scandalous? Literally insane puritanist brown morality faggot

That's the point, Burt has been disgusting since the very first hour on the show. There was never any hope that ge wasn't going to be a degenerate freak, no possibility for any kind of redemption arc, character growth, or nobility under pressure. Nobody ever believed that Burt could be more than the coom-brained schizo that he is. Burt enjoyed (which I am not) liked him for his absolute unmitigated insanity, and nobody that crazy is expected to be sexually continent.

Binx had a real chance here, a chance to win the game, a chance to be a fishtank hero and a recurring character, and a chance to be a better person than she was when she got in, and she blew it. All she had to do was denounce the pedo and not be a thot, and she failed on both missions. She's sane and self-aware enough to keep herself out of trouble. She's even shown a bit of intelligence and crude cunning through her manipulation of other people. She hasn't thotted out all this time, and yet, first chance she gets, she puts on a free dinner and a show in front of several unwilling people and a horrified audience.

While I am a little disappointed that Binx chose to have sexual congress with the grossest, monkey-faced whore that had already made out with several other people in front of everybody, the gender of the person that Binx chose really isn't an issue to me. That's your own bias speaking. I'd have been just as upset with her if she'd whored out with one of the guys.

The fact is, LILY IS GROSS, and that's who Binx picked. The only male on the show that matches Lily in utter grossness and willingness to fuck anything is Burt. Even Tony is a little bit choosy, although I think he'd fuck multiple people on the show in front of God and everybody if he didn't keep getting shot down. The only woman who even comes close to Lily's degeneracy is Shelby, and while she is a disgusting, empty-eyed, hippo-mouthed prostitute, SHE hasn't slept with anyone in the house in front of multiple people and the cameras (yet). Shelby deep-throated a hot dog in front of the entire cast and audience, and yet Lily has surpassed her for degeneracy in the end, let that sink in.

 

[dramamine]

burt needs to win

Spoiler

and give luke a cut of the 50k

 

[john oliver enjoyer]

An entire family of retarded niggers. Nuke that household.

But dey chreeschian n shiet

 

[itogi]

 

[john oliver enjoyer]

The only woman who even comes close to Lily's degeneracy is Shelby

Choose your words carefully big guy, this is my slampig retard wife you're talking about

 

[C. Cactus]

Kevin looks exactly like a guy I know from work and it startles me out every time I see him on screen.

Also they have a shark out acting as a "robot" meaning it follows TTS instructions. Robot's first task was pouring zipp on Binx's head

 

[Bloodypinky]

Shelby carrying the squid around everywhere is such a low key funny bit.

It's even funnier because it's a literal dog toy and you can hear her squeaking it sometimes.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

HERPES HOUSE

 

[AssignedEva]

They're revealing Lilly has a coldsore and inspecting everyone who may have kissed her.

 

[Polyboros2]

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I'm guessing it's just going to be a wigger in a cardboard and ducting suit.(Editing for autocorrect, it's even lazier and is just Jobe(probably)in Red Shark)

But that did remind me of an idea I had before Famous House 2.0 went full speed for two days straight. They need to have a Fishbot. Just an high school/college robotics project on wheels. Think of Twitch plays Pokemon in terms of controls, small dollar coats to turn it and inch around the house, it has its own speaker to TTS with and a screen that either allows image super chats, or just change it's "face".

Have it be low to the ground looking up, and they'll make a fucking fortune with simps trying to get upskirts.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

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I like how it took them like 16 hours to come up with this

 

[code123]

I'm guessing it's just going to be a wigger in a cardboard and ducting suit.(Editing for autocorrect, it's even lazier and is just Jobe(probably)in Red Shark)

But that did remind me of an idea I had before Famous House 2.0 went full speed for two days straight. They need to have a Fishbot. Think of Twitch plays Pokemon in terms of controls, small dollar coats to turn it and inch around the house, it has its own speaker to TTS with and a screen that either allows image super chats, or just change it's "face".

Have it be low to the ground looking up, and they'll make a fucking fortune with simps trying to get upskirts.

I miss the tvs from bitchtank. It was pretty funny watching them react to the memes people made and it queued them in to stuff that they might have missed.

 

[AssignedEva]

Red robot threw zip on Burt, prompting a very near freakout, and white robot has apparently flushed Binx's makeup in the toilet (although he just grabbed some random makeup cases in B3, not necessarily Binx's).
The modelling competition has turned into a surprise gay court, but as Burt couldn't smell anything and both Binx and Lilly denied everything, they seem to be dropping it.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Kevin looks exactly like a guy I know from work and it startles me out every time I see him on screen.

Looks like the parrot speech teacher guy.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

Kevin looks exactly like a guy I know from work and it startles me out every time I see him on screen.

Went to highschool with a guy that was a dead ringer for him lol.

I havent been able to watch too much the last day and a half. Entertaining at all or is the show spiraling?

 

[BullfrogBill]

the gender of the person that Binx chose really isn't an issue to me. That's your own bias speaking.

I get the sentiment you're putting down that the fact she had sex with anyone is the bad part, but let's not pretend that it's not fucked that she suddenly chose to become a lesbo. Like imagine if Brian last season after going after Trish decided to randomly have sex with Dumbgay one night. That's what it felt like last night watching Binx become a lesbian.

Well I guess Brian having gay sex wouldn't be that much of a shock but still, you get the point.
Gay sex is one of the most degenerate things imaginable and there's no coming back from that.