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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
They should go to two places and two places only:

1. The Heart Attack grill, make sure everyone especially Binx gets tormented. Then promptly leave Vegas.

2. The haunted clown motel in Tonopah (edited bc i googled it) and do Bloodgames there.
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They're probably going to count this as Burt's Vegas trip and roll it all into one. Really cool........ (:_(
 

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"If I swallow my own cum, will I get protein?" - Burt. Please keep this man away from plastic cups and Fanta.
 
Burt: "If I swallow my own cum, is that protein?"
Fatty: "Yes"
Burt: "Interesting."
Luke: "You lose more energy than you gain, though."
Burt: "It's nice to have a homoerotic conversation without being told to pause."
 
Just a reminder that this season had everything going for it at least at two different points and sky was the limit. We had an Alex, a Burt, a bunch of good reactive fish with different personalities, and two god tier gaslights (Hulu and computer).

After the reveal the season once again had everything going for it. Even though the shift was rocky we still had an Alex, a Burt, freeloaders who started slow but came into their own and felt like family, a solid cast to bounce off of Alex and Burt, and perhaps the greatest day in Fishtank history with an ogre wife, a wild randy, the realest romance in fishtank history with an actual confession, and a clear path forward.

Same mistakes as the previous seasons so far. Impulsive decisions motivated by emotion. Repeated freeloaders who do more harm than good. Rehashed challenges. Targeting content drivers. Prioritizing short term content over long term sustainability. And favoring goranian over neptunian.

They could always turn things around somehow, but it’s unlikely with only six days to go.
 
Luke hellbent on enforcing the Burt Off Ban on Buck Broken Burt for another 48 hours. Burtin Off Enthusiasts riotin, a fatwa has been declared on the heathen Lvke

Edit - Ladies of the farms, Luke wants to get married and have kids. He's fair game, he's single so have at him!
 
Meth Until Death said:
It is. Same beds as the stream, same desk chair, same cabinet. Chris has now rolled the desk chair off screen and they've been sitting on the red lounge chair in the corner.
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Makes more sense too, 28 hours of solid driving from Mass, Austin would've been 10 hours less. They had to stop for fuel and snacks and things so the time lines up, also I40 runs through there and will go straight through to Vegas so it's a smart route to take. Same highway also ran through Tennessee so this makes a lot more sense than Austin.
 
Ben, I know you probably read this thread because Jet's too bitchmade to do the job, so take my advice: abandon Chris at a gas station and call Frank in. Make it the RV ride from hell in an active and fun way instead of this two-way torture session.
 
The Tall Man said:
Fuck you Jet the road trip sucks ass.
And fuck you Destiny you dumb degenerate faggot.
The Burt squirters are acting like the TJ self inserts did in the non sneed chats.
Total Fatty Death
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Crazy how some of you guys still manage to get worked up about Jet when he literally had nothing to do with this. The RV was Sam's idea entirely Jet and Ben had no idea about it. The show went to shit so Sam rented an RV and took it over. Criticizing Sam is a no no for some reason I guess.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Just a reminder that this season had everything going for it at least at two different points and sky was the limit. We had an Alex, a Burt, a bunch of good reactive fish with different personalities, and two god tier gaslights (Hulu and computer).

After the reveal the season once again had everything going for it. Even though the shift was rocky we still had an Alex, a Burt, freeloaders who started slow but came into their own and felt like family, a solid cast to bounce off of Alex and Burt, and perhaps the greatest day in Fishtank history with an ogre wife, a wild randy, the realest romance in fishtank history with an actual confession, and a clear path forward.

Same mistakes as the previous seasons so far. Impulsive decisions motivated by emotion. Repeated freeloaders who do more harm than good. Rehashed challenges. Targeting content drivers. Prioritizing short term content over long term sustainability. And favoring goranian over neptunian.

They could always turn things around somehow, but it’s unlikely with only six days to go.
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I think the show being 6 full weeks is too long for them to make entertainment-dense. -
Also it would benefit from the accessible areas shrinking down as time goes on.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
Crazy how some of you guys still manage to get worked up about Jet when he literally had nothing to do with this. The RV was Sam's idea entirely Jet and Ben had no idea about it. The show went to shit so Sam rented an RV and took it over.
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Okay, I revise my previous statement.
Fuck you Sam you dysgenic disgusting half-Jewish ogre, Nick and Charles were always funnier than you. Your shitty road trip idea sucks ass.
 
All this show needs is Luke and Burt. That's it, that's all the content that's required. They're interesting and funny enough to get Binx and Payton interested and involved in their antics.
 
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