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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Fake News Anchor said:
Sam was raised by a single mother. He has no concept of what a healthy relationship looks like. Watch his old videos fucking with his mom to see what his life was like until he moved out.
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Imagine being a 24/7 guinea pig for MDE sketches as punishment for being a single mom. It all makes sense now.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
Alex is live right now in public
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Chat is laughing at Alex for being at Denny's, Alex bitches about "bro do you think I eat out nice every night?". "I just left a wake and you guys to expect me to eat at [expensive restaurant]"
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  • Right now, Alex is looping. He calls Sam broke. Alex asks "If you doxxers are so smart, why haven't you doxed my other house or my mortgage".
  • Alex is putting together a e-sports team for Twitch
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Dennys is S Tier though lets give him a break on that. No way his Goblina fit into a booth though. You guys remember that Hobbit menu they had at Dennys? That Shire Slam had me shook 😍
 
Death by Divine Kiss said:
Sam is the type of guy to think being a BPD trainwreck is how all women are, counter the evidence of his eyes. He is surrounded by people in great long-term stable relationships like Nick.
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Quit gaslighting and covering for her, we all know Nick's married to a rough biker chick who beats him on the reg.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
Alex is live right now in public
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Chat is laughing at Alex for being at Denny's, Alex bitches about "bro do you think I eat out nice every night?". "I just left a wake and you guys to expect me to eat at [expensive restaurant]"
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  • Right now, Alex is looping. He calls Sam broke. Alex asks "If you doxxers are so smart, why haven't you doxed my other house or my mortgage".
  • Alex is putting together a e-sports team for Twitch
  • Chat asks Alex what he ordered, Alex replies with "My BBW"
  • Alex tires to show Jabba off, but Jabba doesn't want to be shown
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  • Jabba demolishes her crepes
  • Alex shows Jabba's ass
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  • Chat is asking Alex to meet up with Fishtank in Vegas
  • Alex thinks about it for a second, then says "Nah, they couldn't afford me the first time. They can't afford me this time"
  • Alex is still bitching about not being paid
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If Alex does have an eSports team, people better not stream snipe his CS2 matches Wingsofredemption style.
 
Agares said:
But why does Sam have the hots for BPD trainwrecks like her? He's the king of not practicing what he preaches.
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That was our dear Nool's MATI where we witnessed a fine Christmas example.

He has no figs says sour, he who sells figs says sweet, or some shit like that. BPD hoes be fucked in the head which is why they're so good at giving head. Gotta be Mr. Teflon with that shit, but it's some good stuff for a short period of time.
 
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Soon Jet will ascend to his final form, Korean Mukbang Streamer!
 
Its Vladi Bby said:
Dennys is S Tier though lets give him a break on that. No way his Goblina fit into a booth though. You guys remember that Hobbit menu they had at Dennys? That Shire Slam had me shook 😍
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Agreed, ain't nothing wrong with eating at a 24 hr Dennys. Beats fast food, the food is bretty decent, and breakfast all the time. I even ate there one Thanksgiving when our previous plans fell through. 10/10 would Dennys again.
 
I'm reading lots of cope from people in this thread desperately trying to convince themselves that the last 5 weeks of their life weren't completely wasted on a show with no direction and no conclusion.
 
SHIGGSHOGG said:
That was our dear Nool's MATI where we witnessed a fine Christmas example.

He has no figs says sour, he who sells figs says sweet, or some shit like that. BPD hoes be fucked in the head which is why they're so good at giving head. Gotta be Mr. Teflon with that shit, but it's some good stuff for a short period of time.
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I've only run into BPD slores on the internet and after a few of those encounters I got paranoid. Reading stories about the shit they do made me glad we never met IRL. It was hard to trust my current GF who has unrelated mental health issues because of this paranoia about BPD. Willingly fucking these chicks is a death wish.
 
#lurker said:
I'm reading lots of cope from people in this thread desperately trying to convince themselves that the last 5 weeks of their life weren't completely wasted on a show with no direction and no conclusion.
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I mean to be fair, Fishtank has never been a show that has had a clear and proper direction. They've all kind of fumbled their way into the ending where they accidentally make kino or it ends up like s2. This is shaping up to be worse than s2 however.
 
Did anything good happen earlier with the tts on the bus? Any hard r's or bomb threats, etc.?
 
Agares said:
I've only run into BPD slores on the internet and after a few of those encounters I got paranoid. Reading stories about the shit they do made me glad we never met IRL. It was hard to trust my current GF who has unrelated mental health issues because of this paranoia about BPD. Willingly fucking these chicks is a death wish.
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Burner accounts, burner numbers, fake names, different outfits, and different locations were a must at that point of my life. Best enjoyed in a different county or state while maintaining zero ties to yourself, but really not a long term thing you can do
 
#lurker said:
I'm reading lots of cope from people in this thread desperately trying to convince themselves that the last 5 weeks of their life weren't completely wasted on a show with no direction and no conclusion.
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If you expect an internet live stream show to give your life meaning, you should go find some rope and a sturdy beam lol.

I could've done without seeing Fatty's asscrack though. And knowing his belly button rests next to his meat. I wish he'd kept his clothes on in the hotel room. I have hours of archived footage of him now, just walking around and doing squats in his underwear, which were NOT squat-proof. Horrifying. Someone said he has Cushings and that's why he's shaped like a biscuit that never rose but I don't care. Put a shirt over it, ffs.
 
I wish I'd whined less about the Famous House 2.0 newbies, because some of those people had potential, even if they all supported the pedo drag queen. Turbo, Kuwait, Lilly the monkey-faced whore, and Star were all entertaining to a certain degree. Turbo was just relaxing enough to show some personality when they pulled the plug. They didn't even have a chance to get Hassled. Sad.
 
"What's a "first amendment audit"?"
Asks Luke, taking his first ever L

TTS suggested Burt start an auditing career. Could rival FurryPotato tbh, maybe he too would get shot by some beaner security guard while standing on the sidewalk infront of a synagogue.
 
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