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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
He was more entertaining when he was ruining his real life in real time for thirty viewers tbh.

He just signed off, he made like he was going to drive his motorcycle through his setup but faked out at the last second and just shut his PC off. Pretty good stream, I hope he returns tomorrow and does even more dumb shit.
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Yoobles facts:
  1. He has a GF who will probably kill him when she gets home
  2. He builds computers
  3. He hates his job
  4. If he gets on Season 4 and wins the $50k he's going to spend it all on a bunch of billboards that say "stupid shit."
  5. His entire house smells like exhaust.
My previous post about Yoobles with all the screenshots, all that action took place in less than 15 minutes. Insane content density. This man has a bright future if he can sustain it.
Let's hope his hangover isn't too bad so he can be a drunken jester for us tomorrow night. Legit surprised he didn't actually crash his bike into the desk or load one of his guns on stream.
 
Burt chose to eliminate the crackhead RadDadRealNigga.
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the GF of (the now bald) skamalam (who shat into a pot) went off stream to do ket after first considering doing it on cam...
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tankcreep also claims to have done crack on stream...

mods seem to really give no fucks about what they're hosting
 
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Burt chose to eliminate the crackhead RadDadRealNigga.
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the GF of (the now bald) skamalam (who shat into a pot) went off stream to do ket after first considering doing it on cam...
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tankcreep also claims to have done crack on stream...

mods seem to really give no fucks about what they're hosting
artist guys are thriving tonight.
truly a fascinating look into the MDE fanbase
 
Last night, Jon and his friend were streaming the finale of ADL. There wasn't a lot of fanfare though cause most of the viewers just wanted Jon to address the video where he was spitting in people's graves. Jon caved in and finally explained the reason why he spat on those graves.


At some point during the stream, someone called Jon's phone to interrupt ADL boring finale. He burned so much bridges and money for ADL that he had to stream the finale of his show through his phone.


Despite all the fuckery, I did enjoy my time watching ADL. I expected a trainwreck out of this and got more in return. Truly a Jontunian kino
 
ADL has officially ended (good riddance). This is Shadi's last stream from like an hour ago which ends with Jon telling her to pack up her shit and go to the airport:

I was one of the few people in the Fishchat that more or less followed this total dumpster fire and all in all it was really bad. First of all, 7/9 "contestants" had ties to production so there were no stakes at all. And the ones who were more or less genuine contestants, Mary (who initially thought she was going to be on Fishtank lol) and Augustine, were constantly pressured to do humiliating shit while others like Ethan just hung around and didn't even take part half of the "challenges". It's not even clear who won the entire thing. If there was a winner at all. In addition some of it is documented in this thread but production committed a laundry list of crimes which includes encouraging underage drinking, drug use, promoting an illegal casino, unlawfully accessing (Skippy alleged to production putting keyloggers on people's devices) phones/computers and copying data/stealing crypto. Probably there's something else, but at this point it's hard to keep track of all the shit they pulled. I won't miss it, but hopefully it was a lesson to Jon (yeah, right) how hard it is to actually pull a project of this magnitude off. So hopefully if there ever is a second season he plans things out better.
Probably the only person who was a standout in this whole thing was Mary because of how fucked up she is (not even going to get into that here) and I hope she gets to appear in a proper wigger production in some shape or form. The chances are solid since she seems pretty tight with Shadi. Mary and Augustine both told that they will stream after they get back home so I hope they will do it on the actual FT site for increased exposure and not some random Kick stream that gets low double-digit viewers max. I can see a very likely scenario where Mary becomes the next simp magnet since she is somewhat good-looking, doesn't shy away from talking about weird shit with chat, and already has posted her own nudes online (lmao). The reason nobody is really talking about her right now is that she was pretty much limited to ADL but if she exposed herself to the FT audience I can see a way she builds a solid fanbase. But I guess we'll see how it all goes.
 
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