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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jet, sleepless in the small hours, posted this.
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I don't really get it. Maybe all the shit-testing is having an effect on production/Jet. Shit-testing has mostly from Rachel but Jin and Daniel have also had some moments as far as I can recall.
Maybe he wants them to be less comfortable, to meta-game less or something.
For some reason it feels like the wiggers and Sam aren't in to it at all.

This is literally all I've wanted since season 2 ended though. Just throw a bunch of freaks in a house for 6 weeks and let the chaos ensue.
 
For some reason it feels like the wiggers and Sam aren't in to it at all.

This is literally all I've wanted since season 2 ended though. Just throw a bunch of freaks in a house for 6 weeks and let the chaos ensue.
Well, what you don't seem to understand is Fishtank is just a vessel for these retarded wiggers to gain internet clout off the back of their daddy Sam Hyde, not actually making something unique or funny.
 
Jet, sleepless in the small hours, posted this.
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I don't really get it. Maybe all the shit-testing is having an effect on production/Jet. Shit-testing has mostly from Rachel but Jin and Daniel have also had some moments as far as I can recall.
Fans not being meta is a strange expectation.
He hates Daniel and Angie for sure for the shit-testing, I get it to an extent but Daniel's also the major content driver right now so it seems weird to intervene in the drama he's creating for the house.
 
Jet, sleepless in the small hours, posted this.
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I don't really get it. Maybe all the shit-testing is having an effect on production/Jet. Shit-testing has mostly from Rachel but Jin and Daniel have also had some moments as far as I can recall.
Fans not being meta is a strange expectation.
Hate to say it, but I do agree with Jet, at least in terms of how bad the soying out is. Every time Angie says something about a previous season I want to smash her head with a rock.
But I don't think this season is irredeemable, lots of good personalities here. And yeah I also don't know what Jet expected with getting fans. Here's to S5 being normies again.
 
Jimmy is still worse than any of the shit-testing done so far, it's weird that their fuse is so short with Daniel but I guess they don't want a repeat of S2.
 
Jet, sleepless in the small hours, posted this.
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And all Ellie did was sit in the laundry room. Jet really needs to get some good sleep.

Meanwhile, in Bedroom 3, Rachel is, again, digging in her bag,
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Jet, sleepless in the small hours, posted this.
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I don't really get it. Maybe all the shit-testing is having an effect on production/Jet. Shit-testing has mostly from Rachel but Jin and Daniel have also had some moments as far as I can recall.
Fans not being meta is a strange expectation.
Daniel acting somewhat like Cole really triggered Jet.
It's been almost 2 years and Jet is still buck broken. Cole won.
 
Hate to say it, but I do agree with Jet, at least in terms of how bad the soying out is. Every time Angie says something about a previous season I want to smash her head with a rock.
But I don't think this season is irredeemable, lots of good personalities here. And yeah I also don't know what Jet expected with getting fans. Here's to S5 being normies again.
You can't have your cake and eat it too. Either your show is succesfull and there's going to be some annoying fans on it in future seasons or you're obscure forever. I agree that it's annoying to an extent but its something that happens in literally every reality show competition. I'd rather have an entire cast full of Angelina's than the cast from season 3 where 90% of them were the most boring pussies imaginable.
 
Its what I missed most.
Late night stuff was always the best in S1 and mostly S2. its when they are bored and drinking the drama starts.
I loved Shinji's late night bar talks in season 2. One of the best parts of the season imo.
 
Drench immediately eats an L after getting in Dan's face.


Whore put in her natural place: kneeling before her master.
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Heres a few clips from the last hour.... shits popping off today

Rachel trys to confront Freddy but hes disinterested and tells her he cant talk to her while shes xannied out


Inner dyke


Daddy needs a beer


Bonus D'wrench shoving Jin
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Aussie whore has the biggest balls. She is willing to fight the house. I want her to go far. Daniel really needs to cut the chord on his fan club in B4 or he will be buried with them.
 
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