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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
This Jet/Daniel confessional is rough. Daniel is just a retarded loser who wants to do nothing all day. He's not gonna make it.
 
Daniel's most entertaining moment was being scared to sit next to Ellie day one. I dont get what the initial appeal with him was. Hes not complete nontent, but he really jusst mopes and sulks 90% of the time. Wish he would have left instead of Angela, just slightly.
 
Arye's fair market price for performing fellatio is 200,000.00 USD. His investment strategy is to "buy Bitcoin and hold on for dear life".
Direnç determines Australia is most racist against Indians.
Ellie has suggested all contestants get Fishtank tattoos.
Freddie has left or been fired from every job because a sizeable portion of his coworkers did not speak English.
 
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I haven't been paying too much attention to this season. Why does the bald person have lines on his head?
 
tardanon said:
>not being a fat slob, that is important
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OK is Jet's degeneration a bit? He looks like he clearly hasn't showered in at least a week here, pictures of his teeth from yesterday look horrible and his feet almost as bad.

Didn't the fish also mention that both he and Ben stink terribly?

I feel like Sam would probably say something to his protégé at this point. Are they actually huffing whippets down there? Wtf is going on.
 
yoursavior said:
People need to stop romanticizing Frank in the house. In S1 he just primarily targeted Letty and Sylvia, everyone else didn't care about him. Season 2 you had Tay soyfacing and TJ offering his arm to put a cigarette out on him. Season 3 you had fucking Simbal of all people getting the upper hand on Frank.
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no season 3 frank was peak, he manipulated burt into a soulless automaton, he got simbal and someone else I forget who to attempt to grievously wound him, he broke their minds
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
OK is Jet's degeneration a bit? He looks like he clearly hasn't showered in at least a week here, pictures of his teeth from yesterday look horrible and his feet almost as bad.
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angie in a post-elim ig livestream said jet smells worse than jin
so he really must not shower
 
KingFrampt said:
he got simbal and someone else I forget who to attempt to grievously wound him, he broke their minds
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Payton unleashed her inner lesbian and started punching him in the back of the head. Mizzy stabbed him in the back with a marker she found. Simbal was the best because he just kept posturing to try and look tough until production stopped him. (breaking a plate and grabbing a shard, wrapping laces around his hands and implying he'd garotte frank)
 
KingFrampt said:
no season 3 frank was peak, he manipulated burt into a soulless automaton, he got simbal and someone else I forget who to attempt to grievously wound him, he broke their minds
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i dont know what hes talking about, he had them so hassled that they spent a bunch of their fishbucks to get him to leave. the point of him is to annoy people, just because they beat him up a little doesnt mean he "lost". hes meant to take a beating and continue hassling, not fight back. he had almost everyone in the house annoyed and forced Alex and Connor out after a day. i definitely think he has a place in each season. hes probably the only freeloader i wouldnt mind see coming back each time, even if just for a few days, because he ramps up the chaos. HOWEVER, i do think he works best with people who are unfamiliar with him, which is why i look forward to him meeting with Freddy because i feel like that dude has no idea whats going on.
 
Rei is Shit. said:
I hope next season is another 'theme'. Surely jet realizes that a 90s house would make the zoomers soyjack.
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Genuinely thought they were going to do a mid 2000's theme this season with that old commercial trailer they released just before it started and the whole if you could say it in 2007 you can say it this season thing they did.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
OK is Jet's degeneration a bit? He looks like he clearly hasn't showered in at least a week here, pictures of his teeth from yesterday look horrible and his feet almost as bad.

Didn't the fish also mention that both he and Ben stink terribly?

I feel like Sam would probably say something to his protégé at this point. Are they actually huffing whippets down there? Wtf is going on.
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You gotta remember, Sam would prefer Jet smell like ass than cologne
 
Aryeh just announced "we are a polycule," to Drench's horror
now he wants to know how many bodily fluids they need to exchange to become a polycule
 
Jet shut off TTS for his 1:1 with Ellie and is now discussing her ideal husband lmao. Jet, I know you read this thread. You're not getting in her pants.
 
This is the biggest nontent day so far, the first time I'm tuning out. A fat nigger who can't even shower and is huffing compressed air is giving life advices. L O L
 
BullfrogBill said:
It can't be said enough that Lance is the best freeloader of all time. Damiel reminiscing in b2 about how he was genuinely scared that Lance was going to kick his ass during his shoe meltdown is the best part of Damiel coming back this season.
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Damiel really was kind of a bitch for going after Letty during that while avoiding the guy who actually took his shit, lmao. kind of hard to take him serious after that.
 
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