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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Burt is GOING OFF on Sam and Jet right now. Says Sam is washed up and unfunny, and Jet is incompetent and doesn't know how to run a show!
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Say what you will about Sam Hyde but you can't say he has a "lack of success in life". Sam probably has tens of millions of dollars at this point. Elon Musk has watched his Dear Elon video. He's successful— everything else Burt said is probably true though.
 
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Say what you will about Sam Hyde but you can't say he has a "lack of success in life". Sam probably has tens of millions of dollars at this point. Elon Musk has watched his Dear Elon video. He's successful— everything else Burt said is probably true though.
Sam is rich and has a dedicated fanbase, but he could have done more. If only he was easier to work with and didn't have such a shit taste in women. But I have to commend him for playing his hand well after being canceled from Adult Swim. The viewer numbers for World Peace were fucking impressive and so was his comeback after the iDubbz doc. If only he focused more on comedy instead of the stupid e-daddy grift.
Nigga's a grower, not a shower.
 
Sam is rich and has a dedicated fanbase, but he could have done more. If only he was easier to work with and didn't have such a shit taste in women. But I have to commend him for playing his hand well after being canceled from Adult Swim. The viewer numbers for World Peace were fucking impressive and so was his comeback after the iDubbz doc. If only he focused more on comedy instead of the stupid e-daddy grift.

Nigga's a grower, not a shower.
I thought all blacks didn't gain length when hard or were "showers". Oh god why are we discussing Burt's flacid benis.

Some Luke stream highlights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREJPZzXESo

4:34 Doesn't know that much, but Jet is having to deal with a decent amount of cops/legal stuff. Fishtank will return, but Luke doesn't know if he'll be apart of it because the location will be far away from Rhode Island
6:34 Luke was living in the S2 house/basement and got kicked out of it when the wiggers needed it for the S4 Fish
7:50 Luke and his dog have been kicked out of 109 APARTMENTS :story:
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13:59 Luke isn't all that involved in Fishtank "It's like a separate division of MDE"
18:47 Luke helped edit the graffiti intro in Extreme Peace, but his main job with MDE is being a "safety net" for things
43:40 Asked about Bloodgames "They will probably resurrect it, but the setting will be significantly different" but ultimately concedes again that he doesn't know much, says pray for the wiggers.
47:00 Asked about Bossman and if he follows the thread on here lol, says he likes him and sees clips on xitter
57:10 Asked who is his favorite Fish "Alex B is winning me back, he has lvl 99 charisma, wherever the tank ends up they need to ship him in"
1:31:51 Luke lore: He was a personal trainer in college over 10 years ago
Oh shit, Luke uses kiwi terminology. Semper Fidelis and Crackarooski.
 
I thought all blacks didn't gain length when hard or were "showers". Oh god why are we discussing Burt's flacid benis.
This is all because the wiggers fucked up and season 4 ended early. The butterfly effect is an absolute bitch. In a perfect world we'd be speculating on BG2 already.
 
Sam is rich and has a dedicated fanbase, but he could have done more. If only he was easier to work with and didn't have such a shit taste in women. But I have to commend him for playing his hand well after being canceled from Adult Swim. The viewer numbers for World Peace were fucking impressive and so was his comeback after the iDubbz doc. If only he focused more on comedy instead of the stupid e-daddy grift.

Nigga's a grower, not a shower.
I'm in the same boat about Sam. I actually like him and his work, but his orbiters have become an albatross except for Nick and Chris. The fishtank guys absolutely fucked up, Jet is a habitual failure that knows how to cling to the first passing liferaft.

Sam would probably be doing a lot better if he'd just tell his supporting acts to go their separate ways and just take Nick to do podcasts with Stavy and Shane.

Sam is the attraction, the others have just been a sideshow with heavily diminishing returns and a litany of liabilities.
 
I love El Estanque, it's so charming. Like a knockoff, misspelled designer bag that you'd find at a third-world open air market. Also, can any hispanics tell me what the hell this thing in the kitchen is?
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didn't see it mentioned, sorry if it was. ellie started a discord serveer, hung out and did a vc then nuked it all within 6 hours. girl is crazy. only seems to respond to negativity and sarcastic post-ironic banter. i feel like she has it made if she dialed in but gigi grounded her from streaming. lol.
archive it next time
 
l-lukesisters are we cooked...

Luke uses kiwi terminology
Nah nah that's just me, he was asked by someone if he watched/knows Bossman and if he follows the thread here, he only said he likes him and he watches clips on X. Senpai did in fact not notice us :(

EDIT Oh shit never mind, going back, he did use Semper Fidelis and crackarooski lol
 
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