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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Ravier Xavenblood said:
This man is the ultimate freeloader and I want him in S5. But didn't he flee to Mexico to avoid paying child support?
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There's multiple reasons/theories on why Ethan left but the main ones are
  • Avoiding legal issues with Faith (i.e child support)
  • Isolating Pantsu from his family (his girlfriend before meeting a 19 year old mexican chick off tinder)
  • Avoiding a-logs who left diapers and corn at his US house
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
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At least Ralph can say he has lost a decent amount of weight compared to that last time he tried to kick. All it took was being destitute in Mexico and maybe a tape worm or two.
 
GaryGray said:
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At least Ralph can say he has lost a decent amount of weight compared to that last time he tried to kick. All it took was being destitute in Mexico and maybe a tape worm or two.
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I wanna know how he did it. Mexican sodas don't use corn syrup but Mexicans also drink Coke by the gallon and they have their own obesity crisis brewing. Your tapeworm theory sounds plausible.
 
I Am Not Really said:
apparently the "magic stars" got paid today but it sounded like it's a pool? wasn't around and by the looks of it Jet didn't expand further [...]
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alex b got 13k from this
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Frank teases in the response that Burt (might) have gotten more:
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which he himself does not confirm at all... claiming to have gotten way less than that.


fishtank observer has the current token usage at ₣586790. since the token sale is still going on this is around 35-45k in TTS/SFX not accounting for fishtoys which have seen a lot of use. there have also been other people on (like Jimmy, Angelina, Ricky).
feels to me like the payout was somewhat fair - that is if alex b's payout doesn't include a big sum from his s3 appearance he was supposed to get.
 
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