🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
AB has always been one of the dumbest people in the Fishtank community. I have no idea how she managed to get an official position in the show.
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Her acting like this towards Binx and Mizzy kind of makes sense since she might be the only person to self-insert as Tayleigh

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At least on /ftl/ people have known that she was a woman since Bloodgames. I wonder how many normie fans think that the AI tts guy is her actual voice.
I'm all for shitting on AB but come on. Mizzy is basically saying "AB called me fat/ugly therefore she hates women." This is the classic internalized misogyny cope. Everyone participated in the Mizzy is fat jokes because it's funny. AB loving Tayleigh and Letty just goes to show that she doesn't hate women, even though AB's love of (and bias towards) Jimmy and Tayleigh is super annoying. The reason AB got a position is because she makes decent daily recaps with consistency for every season that get pretty big numbers on Youtube, not for having good opinions on the cast. Having AB involved in creative decisions like the "narrative" of the season 2 edits is retarded, but having AB make official recaps for the show is a no brainer in my opinion.
 
When you look at the drama sphere, or lolcow circles that probably dominate our (the users of kiwifarms) algorithms, it shows you just how niche this shit it as that nobody else is picking it up or talking about it.

I personally think this would be right up Kino Casino's alley in terms of fool's coverage, yet nobody cares. You would think there would be video essays about this shit constantly lol but its just us, infighting and calling each other faggots.
I think most people really don't care about a dude fucking groupies, considering it's been the norm since the dawn of time.
 
How do you know this? I remember them being a regular poster.
It was revealed to me by other sneedchat regulars, apparently their writing styles were identical but I never noticed because I didn't pay attention to AB's twitter.
 
I'm sorry but if I'm not mistaken it seems that Polychromos is in agreement that fucking barely legal strange is a bad thing. What the fuck are you trying to prove by quoting him, besides the fact you didn't read what he said?
Thanks for interpreting my post the right way! English is obviously not my first language and sometimes I'm not sure whether I was bad at articulating my thoughts, or people just being retarded.

Nope, he was arguing that it's not weird because of their age, it's weird because of "Jet's position and power". Get your glasses checked
I was not. I was under the impression that my point of people being retarded for just caring about legality made it clear that Ellie's age is very much the issue. Yes, I talked about a power dynamic, but that exists, because Ellie is barely legal and seems quite sheltered. I would not make the same argument for a woman Jets age.

Since I'm mostly posting in the beauty parlour, where everyone is female, it's kind of funny that both of you thought I'm a guy.
 
Tuned into Sardine Tin this evening and Jimmy and Aryeh were wrestling.
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Also he had a croquet mallet earlier and he was in the same room as a woman (Brookiebabe IIRC). Slightly concerning. He also wrestled her before Aryeh.
 
Tuned into Sardine Tin this evening and Jimmy and Aryeh were wrestling.
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Also he had a croquet mallet earlier and he was in the same room as a woman (Brookiebabe IIRC). Slightly concerning. He also wrestled her before Aryeh.
Ok, I might actually start to watch that now. This looks like fun :D
I always forget about Jimmy's horrendous back tattoo. It's like my brain won't accept it.
 
Our favorite boss baby director thread has been made public. Please move all discussion of speculating and sperging of him fucking a high schooler to his own dedicated thread.
 
Jimmy crashed out on Sardine Tank, tried fighting people and making a bomb.

 
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