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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I was thinking what if they did an S3 rerun, like they did for S1 earlier this year... And I realize, now, that it might've been because s4 was in the S1 house...
 
anliteralidiot said:
I was thinking what if they did an S3 rerun, like they did for S1 earlier this year... And I realize, now, that it might've been because s4 was in the S1 house...
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The real reason is that it would take some sort of thought/effort and the wiggers just don't give a fuck and they find contempt for anyone that even mildly enjoyed their product :mad:
 
Oprah Winfrey said:
I'd say seriously dial back on the mini fishtoys or whatever you wanna call them. It's an innovation from the Bitchtank days that has somewhat twisted the original purpose of fishtoys--viewers' ability to cause disruptions in the house--into cheap parasocial validation through name shoutouts. And it probably does cause a bunch of unnecessary interactions between contestants and producers who constantly come running up and down the stairs.
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They aren't going to do that. They make too much money on the smaller toys.

Plus, these little toys are affordable with the fishbux or points are whatever that come with the season pass. It's baby's first fishtank gamble. People buy a ball, or a flower, or some other low-cost toy, hear their shout out, and get addicted from there, and that leads to them spending real money on better toys, sfx, and tts. The first one is rationalized because it's already paid for, so might as well use it. Then a certain number of people go on to spend ridiculous amounts of money on this shit after they try it out the first time.
 
Jeet posted this in the official Discord channel a couple of days ago

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Fishtank is hiring for three remote positions:
  • 3D Modeller,
  • 3D animator,
  • Long form editor (experience required),
The 3D jobs are starter positions, not a ton of experience is required. If you move fast and you're really good we will pay you more. The work is steady and not a temporary gig, full time. Editor position is higher pay and higher standards.

If you or a friend you know would like to apply, contact fishtankislive@gmail.com with your portfolio. If this does not apply to you, please spread the word and help someone land a job. Thanks
 
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Polska krowa said:
Jeet posted this in the official Discord channel a couple of days ago

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Fishtank is hiring for three remote positions:
  • 3D Modeller,
  • 3D animator,
  • Long form editor (experience required),
The 3D jobs are starter positions, not a ton of experience is required. If you move fast and you're really good we will pay you more. The work is steady and not a temporary gig, full time. Editor position is higher pay and higher standards.

If you or a friend you know would like to apply, contact fishtankislive@gmail.com with your portfolio. If this does not apply to you, please spread the word and help someone land a job. Thanks
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You gotta be really fucking stupid to apply or work for Jet.
Sam I can understand, he at least is somewhat more business savy and professional on that side now days.
 
Polska krowa said:
Jeet posted this in the official Discord channel a couple of days ago

View attachment 8027839

Fishtank is hiring for three remote positions:
  • 3D Modeller,
  • 3D animator,
  • Long form editor (experience required),
The 3D jobs are starter positions, not a ton of experience is required. If you move fast and you're really good we will pay you more. The work is steady and not a temporary gig, full time. Editor position is higher pay and higher standards.

If you or a friend you know would like to apply, contact fishtankislive@gmail.com with your portfolio. If this does not apply to you, please spread the word and help someone land a job. Thanks
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they will be paid in empty zipp cans
 
Polska krowa said:
Jeet posted this in the official Discord channel a couple of days ago

View attachment 8027839

Fishtank is hiring for three remote positions:
  • 3D Modeller,
  • 3D animator,
  • Long form editor (experience required),
The 3D jobs are starter positions, not a ton of experience is required. If you move fast and you're really good we will pay you more. The work is steady and not a temporary gig, full time. Editor position is higher pay and higher standards.

If you or a friend you know would like to apply, contact fishtankislive@gmail.com with your portfolio. If this does not apply to you, please spread the word and help someone land a job. Thanks
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Advise to any female to stay away from Jet and crew before they get Weinsteined.
 
anliteralidiot said:
Eh, not snacks. Keep the snacks toy.

...I wonder if the s4/S1 house is still untouched, with rotting Mexican food...
Ricky Berwick shirt in the window...
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Eh I give it 50/50. They definitely can't back and got all the electronics out, and I really could see it going either way that they did all that work around the filth.
 
Burt is on live with Jon


Jon's Kick

Lmao, I tab over occasionally and it's always something silly.

Jon: And Jet bwackbawwed me.
Burt: I'm sorry, what about black balls?

also

Jon (talking about being fucked over): ...And Jet fucked it outta me.
Burt: I'm sorry, what? Jet fucked the shit out of you?
Jon: ...No Buwt.
 
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Charnel Ground said:
Burt is on live with Jon

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TL;DW:
Jon and some faggot spout unsubstantiated claims about production. Such as that Ben and Jet are on the run from the police or that their electronics have been confiscated. They then try to goad Burt into suing production promising him returns as high as a million dollars. After that ADL2 comes up and they beg Burt to come on, even offering to get him to a local gay bar to stream it (very Christian of Jon). Jon mentioned that Frank Hassle's girlfriend was fucked by Jet, so Frank came on a bit later to talk some shit back. Frank gets kicked by Jon and it all falls apart then it's just solo Burt.
 
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