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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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yoursavior said:
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You forgot about Ronnie, they should bring him back and have him flex on the Craigslist tweakers again. But I was obvusly talking about the bitches themselves .

I wanted them to do a bitchtank in the middle of a regular season. I would think it would be funny to kick the fish out of the main bedroom and make them serve a bunch of catty bitches, then at somepoint flip the script and have the bitchtank devolve into chaos as the fish get their revenge. Could even lean into the gay show angle with a male only cast.
 
Death by Divine Kiss said:
Rumor has it that Corey Feldman is to host the next season of Fishtank. Here is an interaction that took place on X. God I hope this is not true.
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I... actually am on board.

I don't think they'll pull it off, but the host being as much of a sperg and fucked with in the same way as the contestants could be a lot of fun. Especially in a gaslight heavy Famous House set up. Feldman is obviously too well known to push really hard, a local comedian looking to jump into media hosting would be the perfect target for abuse.

They also need to plan for the idea to burn out at any second and they'll hinge their plot on it lasting much longer than that.

But, in a nitrous, casting couch, and entitled apathy free world it's an interesting idea.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Honestly, they should do a season where the host isn't Sam. It could even just be a bit where Jason Goldstriker comes in and fires him halfway through the season.
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I think Jan would be a great host, but they either need to theme it to Xavier(RIP BG2) or he needs a new character. Xavier was fun as a weird interlude, but I think the schtick long term in a Big Brother theme would wear out quickly.
 
Polyboros2 said:
I think Jan would be a great host, but they either need to theme it to Xavier(RIP BG2) or he needs a new character. Xavier was fun as a weird interlude, but I think the schtick long term in a Big Brother theme would wear out quickly.
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This would be a great opportunity for a revival of the Commander.
 
Lake Cresva Diver said:
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Unironically this is what I love about Fishtank and what’s come out of it. The pathos is insane

There are so many little moments of sincere pain and vulnerability that you won’t catch in traditional media. It’s funny to laugh at other autists, but this is what keeps me around. So many little moments that strike at the heart of the digital hellscape we live in.

It is a shame Jet is so half-assed. I genuinely think Fishtank is something special regardless if the slurs, humiliation rituals, and casting couch are the flashy bits. The potential is insane
 
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