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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Season pass scan 1/14/2026diff from last scan 12/16/2025
Season Pass3063(-519)$30,630(-$5190)
Season Pass XL381(-46)$13,335(-$1610)
Gifted Pass0(-33)0
Grand Totals$31,965(-$6,800)
Unspent tokens in wallets7,351,708$735,170

Just more season pass bleedoff over time for the accounts we know of. There seems to be zero gifted passes active at the moment.
 
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Pentamidine said:
Since it has cameraman footage in it, I'm assuming it just means S3 episodes have been getting worked on. Maybe S3 episodes will start dropping with the final episode releasing right before S5 goes lives, like they did with S1 episodes leading into S2.
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Video from Ben. TL;DW: people should vote in the replies if you want the season 3 eps to drop now but imperfect (he mentions color correction and other post production but says they're content complete) or wait 6-8 months for them to be more polished.

Also notes they moved "across the country"

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Halloween23 said:
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Oh no, bros, if we don't stop shitposting Jet is going to become a welder
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Now this is some really funny wigger cope. Why are they trying to threaten to end the show as if most of the audience didn't check out after S4 crashed and burned, and then most of whoever was left checked out after they were faced with proof that Jet just uses the show as his personal casting couch?
 
Pentamidine said:
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Video from Ben. TL;DW: people should vote in the replies if you want the season 3 eps to drop now but imperfect (he mentions color correction and other post production but says they're content complete) or wait 6-8 months for them to be more polished.

Also notes they moved "across the country"

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they're really pushing that "80% completed" option, huh. from what i saw, it was mostly people just saying they'll wait. so it's just an excuse, and this was a way to hand wave fuck ups in the edits.
 
Halloween23 said:
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Oh no, bros, if we don't stop shitposting Jet is going to become a welder
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Yeah, you just know Jet wrote this. So palpably butt hurt— I can smell his tears. Nigga really needs to get off his high horse.

The thing that annoys me more than anything else is these people expecting to have any sort of refined, well-adjusted audience, considering the nature of the show. No, I don’t think it’s actually “advancing the culture”, or the greatest thing since sliced bread, or something groundbreakingly innovative— I think it’s a stupid amateur LIVESTREAM project where retards plucked directly from section 8 housing throw piss and shit on each other. That’s all. And do you know what that’s going to attract? People who derive genuine enjoyment from watching retards from the projects throw bodily fluids on each other. Do you really expect that to be the most refined bunch?

We are all you have. You deserve us, and nothing but us.

(P.S: I give credit where credit is due— there have been very cool, very professional and well thought out moments on the show. Kino. But until that comes back my point stands SOZ)
 
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Welding seems like too strenuous of a job for Goran. Maybe he can go back to tripfagging on /r9k/ and end up in a troon polycule living out in the middle of the woods. He's already grooming minors so he's basically already trooned out if you think about it.
 
I just think it's funny how after over half a year of radio silence from the wiggers they go "Hey wanna wait another 6-8 months for content?"
The gall of these niggas
 
Pentamidine said:
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Video from Ben. TL;DW: people should vote in the replies if you want the season 3 eps to drop now but imperfect (he mentions color correction and other post production but says they're content complete) or wait 6-8 months for them to be more polished.

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I don't want to take this seriously but it probably is.
It is so strange to ask about this when there is no real information on what's going on with anything. They have not said much about S3 episodes. For a casual viewer it would even be reasonable to assume they were not even working on it.
At this point does it matter if its now or 6 months from now? I would expect the release pressures would be internal and surrounding their plans for a next season to not have them collide at least, maybe to try to have a somewhat reasonable continuity, meaning they dont run season 5 before they release episodes for season 3 before we even see episodes for season 4 or bloodgames, ending up with episodes for the hypothetical season 5 after season 7 airs. I dont know. Its a mess.
 
ackack99 said:
nah, its not worth that long of a wait for what are final touches like color correction. they need to just fucking put it out and hype up S5 already.
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The S2 episodes were released at a perfect time to build up hype for S4. Maybe the wiggers can figure it out and time it right. Or Jet just huffs some galaxy gas, gets pissy over KF and releases the episodes while S5 is live.
 
So let me get this straight, the season airs roughly 15 months ago, they said they would start the editing as soon as it ended (obviously bullshit, they probably started right before S4). They claim the edits are 80% finished, but could need another 8 months to finish the final 20%? That's over half of the amount of time it allegedly took to complete them to 80%. The math ain't mathing. Is Galaxy Gas the dark matter I need to account for to correct my figures?
 
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