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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jet uploaded a Instagram story talking about how during season 4 apparently some crackhead broke into the basement and said he was Sams friend and they called the cops on him.
Whats more interesting is that he's doing it in an new room in the s5 house
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The fishtank universe is just getting too big to reasonably follow.
the number of people that deserve attention in it is pretty small

Jet uploaded a Instagram story talking about how during season 4 apparently some crackhead broke into the basement and said he was Sams friend and they called the cops on him.
thats more entertaining and content than anything that happened on camera on S4 , lol ironic
 
Jet uploaded a Instagram story talking about how during season 4 apparently some crackhead broke into the basement and said he was Sams friend and they called the cops on him.
Whats more interesting is that he's doing it in an new room in the s5 house
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...boxing room?
looks sick tbh, and I know from experience that cutting those foam pads can be annoying.
 
Jet uploaded a Instagram story talking about how during season 4 apparently some crackhead broke into the basement and said he was Sams friend and they called the cops on him.
Whats more interesting is that he's doing it in an new room in the s5 house
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This story will definitely make future contestant feel very safe knowing that crackheads with ??? motives can just, walk into the house.
 
Jet uploaded a Instagram story talking about how during season 4 apparently some crackhead broke into the basement and said he was Sams friend and they called the cops on him.
Whats more interesting is that he's doing it in an new room in the s5 house
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That room looks like a room they put tards in when they have a meltdown. Very fitting for Fishtank and I hope it's put to good use.
 
Does it even matter what they have "planned"? They're going to spend way more energy decorating the new house than they will planning content. Everything will be made up on the fly, as usual, and all the fans will hate it and complain the entire time while still dumping crazy money into TTS.

Another season where nothing matters longer than a few hours because "production" immediately meddles with any organically formed relationships. They can't let any scenario play out naturally without tampering with it. Oh wow, the drama is actually getting interesting? Here comes fat and arrogant Neptroon stomping into the scene to completely kill it and ruin morale. Fans of Sam Hyde have recognized that Jet embodies all of Sam's worst traits and none of the positives. He even nailed the sleeping with minors bit!!

The funniest part of Sam's idubbz documentary was the opening scene, where he lists all of the ideas they had to gaslight Ian but ultimately ended up doing none of it. Jet copies that trait from Sam perfectly. "Here is what we're thinking about doing for Fishtank but won't actually do any of it" Again and again...

I sincerely hope you assholes aren't going to give money to these morons again this season but I know you will. It's the same as the Sam Hyde thread: Hideous morbidly obese and greasy speds post about how much they hate Sam but withhold the fact that they themselves are subscribed to his most expensive tier and renew every month over and over for years upon years. It's getting ridiculous, ok?? Please stop supporting these clowns they don't deserve it. Jet is openly mocking you and doesn't care. Have some self-respect for the first time in your life.
 
I'm kind of glad Sam's not there anymore. If he was already half-assing S4 that bad, just think how little of a shit he'd give in S5. This whole thing is below him anyway, he's now busy being a right-wing grifter #874 well-respected political thinker, with brilliant, never before heard opinions only his genius could figure out, such as "those jeets sure are smelly, huh?", or "be careful around the jews goyim, they'll get ya!"

Not sure who'd be a good host though, Ben doesn't really work for it, and Jet sure as hell does not, Luke might've worked out pretty well for that sorta setup, but he's busy being Sam's lackey. I think some people in the past suggested having Shinji on as the wacky Japanese game show host but, even if he were somehow willing to do that and able to appear, the joke would've worn off within a day or two.
 
Jet uploaded a Instagram story talking about how during season 4 apparently some crackhead broke into the basement and said he was Sams friend and they called the cops on him.
When S4 was happening there was a mention that they had to call the cops on some crazy fan who tried to get into the basement, it's in this thread somewhere. At the time we didn't get any more information than "some crazy fan tried to walk into the basement so they called the cops on him" so it's nice to get the full story.
 
Does it even matter what they have "planned"? They're going to spend way more energy decorating the new house than they will planning content. Everything will be made up on the fly, as usual, and all the fans will hate it and complain the entire time while still dumping crazy money into TTS.

Another season where nothing matters longer than a few hours because "production" immediately meddles with any organically formed relationships. They can't let any scenario play out naturally without tampering with it. Oh wow, the drama is actually getting interesting? Here comes fat and arrogant Neptroon stomping into the scene to completely kill it and ruin morale. Fans of Sam Hyde have recognized that Jet embodies all of Sam's worst traits and none of the positives. He even nailed the sleeping with minors bit!!

The funniest part of Sam's idubbz documentary was the opening scene, where he lists all of the ideas they had to gaslight Ian but ultimately ended up doing none of it. Jet copies that trait from Sam perfectly. "Here is what we're thinking about doing for Fishtank but won't actually do any of it" Again and again...

I sincerely hope you assholes aren't going to give money to these morons again this season but I know you will. It's the same as the Sam Hyde thread: Hideous morbidly obese and greasy speds post about how much they hate Sam but withhold the fact that they themselves are subscribed to his most expensive tier and renew every month over and over for years upon years. It's getting ridiculous, ok?? Please stop supporting these clowns they don't deserve it. Jet is openly mocking you and doesn't care. Have some self-respect for the first time in your life.
I just want to see it crash and burn within the first week.
 
Whats more interesting is that he's doing it in an new room in the s5 house
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I figured out the theme, and it's based on Severance.

spoilers for Severance for people who care about slop TV: the big twist in severance is that there's a huge lab under the office area where they have a bunch of rooms based on unpleasant experiences and they're doing weird human experiments in it

Each room in the s5 house is gonna be based on experiences and places that are traumatizing/uncomfortable to internet autists.
we've already seen: room based on padded psych ward cell(more accurately, in-school sped room. IYKYN), room with tacky jungle decor that invokes doctor/dentist offices, dog house based on suburban liminal space
 
I figured out the theme, and it's based on Severance.

spoilers for Severance for people who care about slop TV: the big twist in severance is that there's a huge lab under the office area where they have a bunch of rooms based on unpleasant experiences and they're doing weird human experiments in it

Each room in the s5 house is gonna be based on experiences and places that are traumatizing/uncomfortable to internet autists.
we've already seen: room based on padded psych ward cell(more accurately, in-school sped room. IYKYN), room with tacky jungle decor that invokes doctor/dentist offices, dog house based on suburban liminal space
That whole premise sounds suspiciously like a Vault Tec experiment. Perfect for Fishtank.
 
I figured out the theme, and it's based on Severance.

spoilers for Severance for people who care about slop TV: the big twist in severance is that there's a huge lab under the office area where they have a bunch of rooms based on unpleasant experiences and they're doing weird human experiments in it

Each room in the s5 house is gonna be based on experiences and places that are traumatizing/uncomfortable to internet autists.
we've already seen: room based on padded psych ward cell(more accurately, in-school sped room. IYKYN), room with tacky jungle decor that invokes doctor/dentist offices, dog house based on suburban liminal space
Given that Jet wanted to base last season off Mad Men and failed horribly, i wouldn't be surprised.
 
Is Luke still working with them? I feel like he could be a decent host if Sam really isn't coming back. Either him or Ben, Goran needs to stay in the basement where he belongs.
 
Is Luke still working with them? I feel like he could be a decent host if Sam really isn't coming back. Either him or Ben, Goran needs to stay in the basement where he belongs.
Last I saw Luke was with Sam on his podcast videos where they had guests. Haven't been watching much stuff atm though so I can't tell you if he still is or not. I agree though, Luke'd be fun to have on.
 
Is Luke still working with them?
He probably does the most directly with Sam other than Nick and Charls. He's on a few different MDE.tv bits, and does HK2 as well.
That whole premise sounds suspiciously like a Vault Tec experiment. Perfect for Fishtank.
spoilers for Severance
I imagine he's more going with the Vault-Tec angle based on how they wanted to do a Fallout bit last season and the Caesar posting lately, but they're basically one-in-the same so I believe it.
 
Is Luke still working with them? I feel like he could be a decent host if Sam really isn't coming back. Either him or Ben, Goran needs to stay in the basement where he belongs.
They should get the Chinese lady from Big Brother Julie Chen to host. Or Jeff Probst from Survivor. Both of them have experience hosting shitty reality TV. Maybe if Sam stops raping Marky for five minutes she can be the host. We have solid documented proof that Sam knows who Null is so maybe Null will be the host? Airsoft Fatty? Negro Bert? Maybe they can cut a little mouse-sized hole in the wall and Charles Carrol can pop out and be the host.
 
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