🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[no-exit]

It's nice to see you fishtank people hyped up again. This is one of the more chill places on the farms imo.
I hope you guys enjoy the new season.

I'm very proud of our reputation. According to Dear Feeder we're well-behaved and good archivers.

also talked with Seth, Freddie and I'm friends with Aryeh, does that mean I simp for them too?

That's like, every season to some extent. The real question is how big the fuck ups will be.

Improvising and fucking up is part of the wigger magic. Sometimes it's abysmal dogshit. I fucking hated the ball brothers bit during bitchtank. Sometimes it's pure neptunian kino. The Ball Brothers Feat. Ball Cousin Live at the Vanity 2024 is easily one of my all time favorites.

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The reaction to asking to be paid for our services ($10) is nuts

Edited show: Free
Live show: free

Ultimately it’s people mad my niche hobby is collecting weird shoes. I drive a trapped out Chrysler 300 with broken control arms

Will never feel bad about saying “my shit is good and I want to be paid for it” and you shouldn’t either. The hoardes of poor and retarded internet scum will kick and scream over pennies. It’s a sentiment that comes from the terminally unemployed. Anyone reading this who has a job understands that they wouldn’t wake up at 7:30am unless they were getting paidGet the season pass, or don’t

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[neger psykolog]

Why is neger psykolog saying that the cameras are live and broadcasting when that screencap is clearly from El Estanque?

Thank you for letting me know, I will update my community happenings post to clarify that.

However, I should clarify that I requested a subforum just for Fishtank and its clones and sub z-tier internet celebrities that it generated specifically so there weren't people discussing mexitank shit in this thread but I was denied it, if you will please refer to my message from page 4,074 of this very thread where I told people "have it your way":

But have it your way guys: a clusterfuck thread that deals with 200 different spinoffs of fishtank

Having said that, if people post a picture with no khantext/description, how am I supposed to know its from some obscure mexitank spinoff? Why can't you NIGGERS post anything properly? Why are you so useless?

 

[Aidan]

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It’s true. We spend all the money every time setting up the next show

Fishtank isn’t ever gonna make us rich but it’s fun to do and makes people happy so we keep doing it

Didn’t expect this much backlash after asking for $10 season pass (after dropping the price from $60)

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Maybe give people a reason to pay. You literally cut the last season off 1/4th of the way through and proceeded to insult your dedicated audience. Retard.

#fishtanklive

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[Agares]

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It’s true. We spend all the money every time setting up the next show

Fishtank isn’t ever gonna make us rich but it’s fun to do and makes people happy so we keep doing it

Didn’t expect this much backlash after asking for $10 season pass (after dropping the price from $60)

@RadDadTheRaped Text
Maybe give people a reason to pay. You literally cut the last season off 1/4th of the way through and proceeded to insult your dedicated audience. Retard.

#fishtanklive

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Balenciaga must have come out with some new $800 tee shirts.

 

[Blitzsneed]

"So uhhhh I know the last season ended due in large part to my own incompetence and I ghosted you guys for literal months, but please, PLEASE buy a season pass! If you don't we'll literally be broke!"
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>pls give us gibs
I only consider paying you if the cams are online and we see autists on the screen, you fat croat fuck.

 

[else_letter]

So far whatever time they have given themselves they burn out anyway. Even the 2 weeks of Bloodgames had them phoning it in towards the end with the cell and boxing shit. I think they run out of steam no matter what, but you never know. BG also had issues with staff getting sick so that could be more of the issue.

May be this too

🐟 Fishtank Post in thread 'Fishtank.Live General'

Jun 26, 2025

Unfortunate.

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Reactions: x 11 x 3 x 2 x 1 x 5

 

[Agares]

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Meanwhile in El Salvador, Stonefox kicked down one of the bathroom doors last night, but the show goes on. The frogs in the other room now have to use the bathroom and shower without a door on their end.

La casa del infierno!

 

[skrod]

Season 3 episodes trailer just dropped:

The episodes start on March 8th, which doesn't make sense for weekly releases with a March 15th Season 5 start date but whatever.

https://x.com/fishtankislive/status/2027573383261544585

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

Season 3 episodes trailer just dropped:

The episodes start on March 8th, which doesn't make sense for weekly releases with a March 15th Season 5 start date but whatever.

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2.5 skipped for now? Unsurprising.
Don't like the plan to release them weekly as s5 is ongoing either, it would have made more sense to release them before or after. At least they're being released at all.

 

[Agares]

Season 3 episodes trailer just dropped:

The episodes start on March 8th, which doesn't make sense for weekly releases with a March 15th Season 5 start date but whatever.

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The wiggers absolutely suck at timing releases. And I hope some brave soul sails the seven seas and brings us the episodes that are paywalled behind the season pass.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

The Estanque cholos are way more broke than jet and theyve never been this bitchy about it. Their approach has always been "pay or watch on YouTube or fuck off" and I respect the hell out of them for it.

Roberto and Duende are just far more likeable than Jet and its not even a close contest. They instantly admit to their fuckups and their "its a 3rd world nation knock-off production" excuse is both true and funny.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

2.5 skipped for now? Unsurprising.

Kinda shitty not just because it messes up the chronological order, but Burt's adventure into Schitty will make no sense without Bloodgames episodes.

 

[DustBuns]

I like how Jet's tweet said the episodes were free and then the trailer says season pass exclusive.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Im retarded and cant remember the acutal name of spictank; can we get some kinda link aggregation on the OP at teh top? Just for my dumbass??

edit: i figured it out till tomorrow when i brianwipe myself. There was a big scuffle on spictank. I laughed I have no idea whats going on

 

[R9K Insurgent]

If the season pass is still only $10 I'll buy it because the show does easily provide me with $10 worth of entertainment and laughter

 

[Agares]

Im retarded and cant remember the acutal name of spictank; can we get some kinda link aggregation on the OP at teh top? Just for my dumbass??

Here's your exit, bro.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Im retarded and cant remember the acutal name of spictank; can we get some kinda link aggregation on the OP at teh top? Just for my dumbass??

El Estanque

 

[>-Ack!]

Improvising and fucking up is part of the wigger magic. Sometimes it's abysmal dogshit. I fucking hated the ball brothers bit during bitchtank. Sometimes it's pure neptunian kino. The Ball Brothers Feat. Ball Cousin Live at the Vanity 2024 is easily one of my all time favorites

ball brothers is proof that if you keep repeating a bit sometimes it makes it more funny, as long as you keep adding into it

Meanwhile in El Salvador, Stonefox kicked down one of the bathroom doors last night, but the show goes on. The frogs in the other room now have to use the bathroom and shower without a door on their end.

gotta say this whole social experiment thing with 2 separate bedrooms that can't interact with each other besides trough the bathroom is more clever than anything jet has come up with in a while

 

[Agares]

The frogs in the next room have stolen the light fixture from Stonefox's room after much commotion. Team Latino W.

 

[burtinoff]

also why would you friend one of the least interesting people in the show if you could choose?

Do we think they are actually going to start on the 15th of March? Or is that just a joke? Ill happily take that Monday off so I can really rot and watch. Early days are some of my fav even if its boring for some reason

it's like the beginning of a tv show, it's important to establish character development so that you can really find characters or "contestants" to root for or relate to (even if they're fucked up and retarded)