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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
>what does Sam add?
Sam was a real world tts, who would often times antagonize the contestants but also keep them in line. Literally almost every season there was a pet retard he messed with. S1 Jon, S2 Jimmy, s3 simbal, blood games Jon and Jimmy, s4 Freddy. Literally in s2 he tard wrangled Jimmy all day, and when he left the mallet incident happened. The show needs Sam because he's an imposing force that keeps shit together. Jet and ben have the air of authority an English teacher would have (ie not much they're gay book nerds).
 
Clarence Boddicker said:
Give the thread one example of Sam's good idea in Fishtank.
(unrelated, but Measurehead is a nigger and every good playthrough of Disco Elysium involves beating that nigger's ass)
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it's not really possible to accurately say whose idea was good and whose wasn't because they don't exactly reveal who thought of what bit downstairs. but you can infer it through some critical thinking: when Sam is in the house the content is better than when he is not. I'm not trying to glaze Sam or anything, he's got his own share of personality problems, but are you seriously trying to tell me that the best bits came from Jet, a barely conscious crack baby that constantly gives the most retarded fucking challenges ever conceived when ever Sam isn't around? did you even watch all the seasons or are you just a guy that watches clips on twitter? there is an undeniable difference.

also measurehead being a french nigger doesn't mean he's not a well written and fun character, I liked seeing my talking points used in a video game for once
 
Rolex said:
Is it possible that, in coordination with production, Sam shitted up the vibe in S4 deliberately to acclimate fans to the idea of a new host?
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No, it is not possible. They have never planned anything out longer than a few hours in advance. Even the biggest fans of the show can agree on that. Sam also never checks with production before doing something, and didn't seem to follow anything other than what he personally witnessed on site.
 
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Clarence Boddicker said:
Give the thread one example of Sam's good idea in Fishtank.
(unrelated, but Measurehead is a nigger and every good playthrough of Disco Elysium involves beating that nigger's ass)
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I understand the sentiment (I liked your post) but then I thought about Sam making Summer PANIC to get him a lighter which of course caused her to have a mental breakdown and vomit on the bar and that was fantastic lol. Sam did add a lot to the show at times, he's one hell of a silly billy. Other than that off the top of my head, I guess it was Sam's idea to stir up shit in the house with the Brandon troon? Getting Luke and the other guys to confront him. Debatable whether that was a good idea I guess, but it was some good drama at the time.
 
I have no idea why, but Alex B despite to publiclly lust at the possibility of getting with Binx. He's going to get beaten with a belt like a dog tonight.
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Bohemian said:
I'm not announcing anything, I'm asking in a legitimate effort to ascertain if community consensus is positive. Obviously you're really felted by people just asking if you're going to watch a show you're wanting to watch. I would probably chill tf out about it and stay excited for an entirely jet neptune ran fishtank.
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You are posting in the thread where people watch and discuss the show.
 
Assuming the screenshots are real
  • S4 - Show is told not to film and starts accruing daily fines for filming without a permit
  • Show gets canceled during week 2 after a series of "unfortunate events" leaves you without a location to film
  • Ask the fans to help you find a new location on social media
  • Go for the first guy to hit you up on instagram about a house because it has a pool and jacuzzi
  • Move several states away leaving you without Sam Hyde, the main reason anyone started watching the show and the only comedic talent you have aside from Ben, for seemingly no reason other than there's less "libtards" and "karens" in the South
  • Don't bother getting permits but claim you "priced in" the risk of the same thing happening
  • Show ends early and you can claim its the fans fault and you did everything you could to prevent it after collecting a few grand in TTS money and a sick new party house for groupies
 
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