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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Kitty Cat Man said:
JD is genuinely the most reddit faggot they've ever had on fishtank. Even worse than the people they brought explicitly to be fucked with because they were reddit, like the gay niggers and sylvia.

He's just a lifetime soy addict that thinks he's sick, does nothing unique or interesting, and brags about his goyslave email job. Actual Raped Faggot.

Great fish. 10/10 casting.
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This is honestly why he's such a good fish. Hate bait is good for the Wigger's wallets and we get a show out of it.

We will miss JD. I promise you, we will. All chat hate and production hate is going to be directed towards someone else and we're not going to like it. I am SO serious when I say kick Anisa or Emma. We need JD more than you think.
 
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Penguin Soldier said:
Imagine being called out for having no personality and lacking depth by two barely functioning autists :story:
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They did say they weren't retarded enough to get social security, and I believe that.

They're smarter than they act. Bongo is the ultimate sleeper.
 
wasnt landons job to act depressed? or was that the day before?
i missed a lot of yesterday im just watching the recap now
 
Meiwaku said:
They did say they weren't retarded enough to get social security, and I believe that.

They're smarter than they act. Bongo is the ultimate sleeper.
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Barely functioning, is still functioning. They just have to be reminded to eat. One of them cracking and not the other is going to be their downfall, and I agree that it's probably gonna be Bingo.
Meiwaku said:
We will miss JD. I promise you, we will. All chat hate and production hate is going to be directed towards someone else and we're not going to like it. I am SO serious when I say kick Anisa or Emma. We need JD more than you think.
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Emma will be the one catching heat once JD is gone, Landon would be next after that. I think a few of the fish are dangerously close to cracking if production isn't careful. Jet's insight about the frustrations of dealing with female fish was pretty interesting. Anisa/Emma are one bad love letter away from walking.
 
I saw someone posting the address on 4Chan and gay weens calling cops and submitting AI police reports.

Let's hope this screenshot (via Twitter) is fake

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(Someone was saying they'd send this in)

Also Beth is awake and plotting

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creaturestorm said:
Definitely.

Every season they have atleast one fish who is combative and you can see the visible frustration, confusion, and anger from production members. Wiggers think their shit doesn't stink and when some one challenges their ego they take it very poorly.
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It's clearly a bit. During The Cell when Landon & Jet were going at each other, Mints or whoever posts the pop-up messages on Fishtank.live was dropping messages asking the audience something to the effect "do you guys like the Landon v Production bit or does it feel too forced & fake?" Landon isn't actually that bothered by production, is playing it up for the show for entertainment value & has been encouraged to do it by production themselves. I'm a pretty casual watcher but even I picked up on all of this. If you think they're annoyed by Landon who is consistently entertaining, creates content for them, & is loved by most the audience....I'd say you're probably being worked.
 
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It's clearly a bit. During The Cell when Landon & Jet were going at each other, Mints or whoever posts the pop-up messages on Fishtank.live was dropping messages asking the audience something to the effect "do you guys like the Landon v Production bit or does it feel too forced & fake?" Landon isn't actually that bothered by production, is playing it up for the show for entertainment value & has been encouraged to do it by production themselves. I'm a pretty casual watcher but even I picked up on all of this. If you think they're annoyed by Landon who is consistently entertaining, creates content for them, & is loved by most the audience....I'd say you're probably being worked.
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Letting every one know it's "just a bit" is just pre emptive ego defense.

If the bit lands they get credit for being funny and if it bombs they can fall back on "i wasnt being serious". They've been burned by audience backlash plenty of times and they want the safety net.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
If he wasn't he wouldn't throw a punch millisecond after "touching gloves"
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Yeah he would. He did it because it was funny, not because he was mad. Challenging him to fight, asking to touch gloves, & immediately sucker punching him is objectively funnier than trying to legitimately box him all sportsman-like, it made the clip funnier & will get more views. That's really as deep as it goes . If you think Ben shouting at Landon in confessional before this fight is genuine anger, I question your ability to decipher what's real from what's done to make the show entertaining & funny. I don't know maybe the fact I've watched a lot of professional wrestling in my life has made me more congnisant of this kinda thing but it's genuinely surprising to me that so many people legitimately believe some of this show's worked bits.
 
A bit late, and I don't really have much of an opinion on the Ben v Landon thing but to everyone saying Ben wasn't trying to hurt him: go back and watch for the 7th punch. It's a nasty hook that goes right over Landon's head. If it landed, that shit was 100% lights out. He only didn't wind up because he wanted to make sure the shots landed. He still put major force into them, they weren't "pushes".

Either way I don't care, it was funny and Landon is fine.

I think we need a new freeloader though, someone to actually cause problems for the fish. Beth is more of a nuisance punching bag. Not a bad thing, she was needed after Vicky left.
 
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Rolex said:
A bit late, and I don't really have much of an opinion on the Ben v Landon thing but to everyone saying Ben wasn't trying to hurt him: go back and watch for the 7th punch. It's a nasty hook that goes right over Landon's head. If it landed, that shit was 100% lights out. He only didn't wind up because he wanted to make sure the shots landed. He still put major force into them, they weren't "pushes".

Either way I don't care, it was funny and Landon is fine.

I think we need a new freeloader though, someone to actually cause problems for the fish. Beth is more of a nuisance punching bag.
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The only fight I think Ben wasnt trying to hurt a fish was when he sparred with Greg.
 
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