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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Bongo told Drake about a nightmare she had where there was a house with three levels: downstairs was a kitchen (when she told Anissa about the nightmare it was a theater), middle was like the dorm, top area was like a rundown (jungle?) area with a black pit in the middle. Each level would get more haunted, top level was like super haunted.
Bongo looks tired as hell and journaling/drawing/both a lot this morning, she says she's not feeling too sick she just has a headache (not sure why but maybe because of the 9 drinks?).

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Twinterviews. We'll see if they actually remember to do it unlike their muslim job.
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Bongo doesn't give a shit about market hours and wiggers don't bother stopping her anymore.
 
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if you are crying like a little girl in this thread about Landon finally getting his comeuppance, just know that every fat and retarded LARPing redditor in the world shares your opinion
 
Polyboros2 said:
Ben vs Landon was a huge L because it makes me dislike Production. I currently don't particularly care if this season finiatially fails and ends the show. I'm not moral fagging, I think Ben pulling up a drunk retard to beat him up for behavior they've been encouraging makes them look incompetent. It doesn't matter if Ben was playing up the anger, it doesn't matter if he didn't hit Landon as hard as humanly possible when he sucker punched him in the face. This wasn't "Content."
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SenorKrinkle said:
you actually think Landon mogging prod makes them salty? lol
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It's very easy to believe, actually. They have thin skin and tend to punch down. Hard to tell if they're still having fun with him or if the recent shift has led to them lashing out at his lighthearted shitposting.
One thing is certain, Jet won't be asking Bashir or Drake to box.
 
MEASUREHEAD said:
NOOOOOO don't hurt the wholesome chungus neurodivergent contestant in a fight that he agreed to and on a show that he watched before, he was just heckin asking for a beating and talking shit for like a week!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!
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You are making up an argument no one is making.
I don't know how many more times this has to be said for you to understand it. No one has issue with Ben beating the shit out of Landon in a fair fight. The issue is that he looks like a pussy by sucker punching the guy that was never going to win anyway.
 
Aidan said:
It's very easy to believe, actually. They have thin skin and tend to punch down. Hard to tell if they're still having fun with him or if the recent shift has led to them lashing out at his lighthearted shitposting.
One thing is certain, Jet won't be asking Bashir or Drake to box.
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I want them to box JD.

Just so I can watch JD get his ass beat.

Cuz JD gay.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
You are making up an argument no one is making.
I don't know how many more times this has to be said for you to understand it. No one has issue with Ben beating the shit out of Landon in a fair fight. The issue is that he looks like a pussy by sucker punching the guy that was never going to win anyway.
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the argument was made by the pages of people bitching in this thread, go back and read them. why do you care if he got sucker punched if you agree he stood no chance to begin with? was Landon about to throw a crazy haymaker at Ben and he got robbed of the opportunity? get real dude. you must not have been watching the show if you don't think Landon deserved this and much more for being a little fucker
 
"Ask production about your medication"
Bingo's pissy, Bongo bought ibuprofen, she's still coughing

"Host a show called the JD report"
Twins are not having a good morning

JD: "Bongo looks like she's gonna survive the winter and Bingo doesn't. This is like before and after a concentration camp"
Bingo: "Concentration camp can mean other things"

"Bingo needs her medicine"
"Productions not giving it to you?"
"They're trying to [drowned out by bingo coughing] they might not be able to"

Favorite Adult Swim shows-
Both: Family Guy, Superjail, Xavier Renegade Angel (overall favorite of both)
Bingo: Aquateen Hunger Force, Squidbillies
Bongo: Rick and Morty

"It's kinda good you're like this today, it's like bitchtank"
"What's that"

"It's sick and tired tank"
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They love gay bashir
"What is that?"
"idunno a butterfly"
"A butterfly!?"
"idunno or a wasp"
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Twins are showing each other all their infections, cuts and bruises. Bingo has something on her arm that Bongo thinks looks like a bitemark or ringworm.
 
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James "Honorable Dragon" Drake Update: Arguing with Bashir about the fact that the Dragon wanted Bashir to leave instead after they've made their deal. (James honored this deal after Bashir said no) and that he doesn't want to pour liquid shit on people.


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The Raped speaks up against Bashir
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
You are making up an argument no one is making.
I don't know how many more times this has to be said for you to understand it. No one has issue with Ben beating the shit out of Landon in a fair fight. The issue is that he looks like a pussy by sucker punching the guy that was never going to win anyway.
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The issue realy is that it was the culmination of them catering to the worst part of the community and making the show worse. They've been fucking up the show for two day, refusing to recover if it's not their idea, and blaming everyone else.

I think every season they've taken their frustrations out on the popular male contestant. Jon, Cole and Jimmy, Alex B with Burt as a kind of exception, Season 4 had them bullying the retards but we might if seen it with Freddy had the show finished.

Catching up with Cucumberfeets recap has really solidified to me that Jet and Ben are malding and taking it out on the Fish and the viewers.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
Jon, Cole and Jimmy
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All three of these were super self-inflicted. They all balked the first time they got made the butt of the joke and refused to co-operate after it, it's not a surprise they kept getting shat on after. They gave Jimmy and Jon chances to redeem themselves and both managed to fuck it up spectacularly.
Polyboros2 said:
Season 4 had them bullying the retards
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Jin crashout was completely unjustified imo, dude was the funniest in the house at the time. Daniel I kinda get but same idea, there probably wasn't a point of production fighting him for being a drunk retard.
 
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