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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Simps are sending that girl who has a crush on Landon money to send him more love letters. Imagine simping for a girl who explicitly only wants one man who isn't you. :lossmanjack:
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cuttysnark said:
Laura is mogging JD GAY again and the fag is literally running away from her. He needs to lean into it. Make out with her, try to get a sharpie in her ass. Make it not fun for her. I guess that could backfire but it's better than how he's handling it.
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He can't do anything. She is a minority and a woman under California law if JD even has one impure thought he will be drawn and quarter upon return to the state.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
This shit is just cruel. I like Landon as a contestant but I highly doubt that she was watching him over the past 2 weeks and decided "Yes, this is the man of my dreams".
The bitch is just looking for someone to latch onto and Landon is the easiest target.
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Pussy is pussy, doesnt matter how you get it. "this hot piece of ass isnt fucking me for my deep love of warhammer lore, I am being used".

Even if no pussy, its always nice to see a pretty woman. Like a nice tree, or a bird song, just a little extra ray of sunshine.
 
The sheer amount of times I've heard JD say "I'm not gay" makes me think he is in fact extremely homosexual. I can see why Jet panicked when he was threatening to leave, he was imagining all those TTS bucks drying up because the words "JD" and "faggot" must make up the vast majority of the output.
 
watching ppv chat go absolutely ape that jet doesnt want the contestants to cause damage to the hardwood.

maybe its because ive had to replace floors that nig renters ruined, im with jet on this.
 
Nopenopenope said:
The sheer amount of times I've heard JD say "I'm not gay" makes me think he is in fact extremely homosexual. I can see why Jet panicked when he was threatening to leave, he was imagining all those TTS bucks drying up because the words "JD" and "faggot" must make up the vast majority of the output.
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He doesn't come off as gay to me besides his accent. He comes off as one of those creepy guys who tries to present himself as an emotional rock to every girl he meets in the off chance it might someday lead to her drunk in his bed.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Landon either hit the jackpot or (most likely) this bitch is going to ruin his life if they hook up post-tank. Either way, good for him.
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He is actually so fucked if he goes anywhere near this chick, assuming she doesn't instantly lose "interest" once the show is over. I think there's a good chance this is just a means of her standing out and getting some eyes on her though.
 
Laura was such a good addition. She is pure chaos with no crying.
I kneel saar.

Also Emma protecting JD is so pathetic, even for her.
 
cuttysnark said:
Bingo and Bongo walk out in two weeks with 50 grand
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Easily. It's just the josie weirdos coddling and recording everything they do ("haha they did the chair thing! I'm not disclosing their medical records. I want to marry bingo!") until they win. Either that or tarding Landon to the finish line, but that seems incredibly unlikely. The others have no chance, I think. Ben will continue to gaslight Drake, Emma is nothing and JD is a faggot and likely the next one to walk.
 
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