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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Drake is a typical reality TV snake and Bashir is socially savvy in his own way. Bashir seems more genuine overall yet I feel like him working to lift the spirits of Landon and Blane is a social move that he feels is beneficial for him to do personally more than it is about making them feel good.
There are a lot of leaders out there like this, it isn't necessarily a bad thing but it can seem psycho.

As I type this, Bashir is talking to Landon and James Drake away from the others, saying that Binx and Laura are not their friends, to not to rely on them. With James Drake and Landon feeling let down, they're more susceptible to this sort of manipulation. It's hard for me to tell when Bashir is playing a game, being sincere or both.
In the context of winning Bashir knows out of James and Landon, James is his only real competition. If he is playing the social game he wants Landon close and on his side to help eliminate James giving him an easier win. However I do think Bashir is a pretty empathetic guy and genuinely cares about Landon.
 
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Landon: "I didn't want to be a bitch and just quit in the middle of a challenge"

lol
 
Either way I hope this leads to a "homiez over hoes" event where they take out the trash. That would be extremely entertaining.
I still wouldn't be upset if the twins won, they're much stronger competitors than they've been challenged as, once Bingo was over her cold the two became a very high energy pair of fish
 
Remember all the times James Drake conspired to eliminate Bashir and went against his word and honor as a man?

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See how alone he is now? Who still likes him? Bashir.
 
Mints has been pathetic whenever he controls director cam and Bashir is involved. Mints seethes constantly, plays stupid sounds, or puts in shitty site wide messages against him and tries to ignore him on camera because he is too afraid to just fight him.
Mints is doing himself a disservice holding this grudge as Bashir favor rises. He needs to focus on the show being good, Mints vs Bashir feels like an eternity ago.
 
...she did, though. She did let them down. They should've swapped Blane and her, to make the fucked-eaters make it more fair, but it is what it is.

Still, having both Binx and Laura just meant Arena had no chance.
They PICKED her. They wanted them. That was their choice.
 
Bashir you are goated for giving your team the majority of the money but this whole "gaslight Landon into thinking he wasn't fucking useless" thing needs to stop
 
Blane finds out the prize split from the challenge.
Blaine: $4,000
Twins: $5,000
Bashir: $1,000
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Blane urges the twins to join in and Bashir urges Landon (behind) to join in, too. Notice, Bashir is flipping off people bitching about Friendtank.
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Bashir "THIS IS FRIENDTANK! I LOVE THESE PEOPLE! FUCK YOU!"
Jet on loudspeaker: "we're all faggots"
The entire group then recites in unison "WE'RE ALL FAGGOTS!"
Bongo: "....friendtank!"
 
Important to see bashir has spent the time after the challenge swaying everyone against laura and binx. Someone said james drake threw binx's stuff outside the window, but I didn't catch it.
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Hugs all around for familytank. Ben also congratulated his team.
 
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