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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
TTS is currently gaslighting Vimp that she molested Landon, because Landon has the mental capacity of a toddler.
HE WAS 22 YOU SICK FUCK
 
Kong Strong said:
You were literally claiming the hardware was broken when it wasn't, how am I moving goal posts lol
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No I said:
Polyboros2 said:
There was no hardware holding that door in place, it was essentially leaning into that frame.
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The hardware was attached to a 1x6 completely split in half completely broken off the the wall. My point was that there was nothing holding that door in place, and it barely even made it past it's swing radius into the room. The most resistance the house gave was the trim board on top getting half pulled out.
 
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Polyboros2 said:
No I said:


The hardware was attached to a 1x6 completely split in half completely broken off the the wall. My point was that there was nothing holding that door in place, and it barely even made it past it's swing radius into the room. The most resistance the house gave was the trim board on top getting half pulled out.
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So if there was NO HARDWARE holding the door up how come it functioned like a door for multiple hours before Drake touched it?
 
A bit late here but credit where it's due. I've been talking mad shit about Mints but he was the only one to introduce a challenge well this season when he got Burt set up with the goo room. Honestly had me laughing at his delivery.

Mints, I owe you an apology. You might actually have a bright future as the zany dude who introduces people to escape rooms. I'm so proud of you.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
This is the first time since Season 2 that the fanbase has broken down into groups favoring this or that contestant. In Season 3 and 4 nobody really seemed to give a shit about this or that fish in a "competitive' sense, Burt was just funny and the rest of the season crashed and burned. S4 was just a weird vibe the whole time. S5 had a hellish first two weeks but it definitely found its footing somewhere in week 3.
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I honestly miss when it was a show where we would make fun of ALL the retards instead of having a holy war over who's knob should be slobbed the hardest.
 
Rolex said:
Waiting on the liveleak-style arab music edit of Bashir's many acid attacks on women over the course of the season.
Nothing will top Beth's dousing though
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I wanna see a montage of all the times James Drake and Bashir obliterated women, and throw in some door clips too. People forget James has had his fair share of manhandling women. He yeeted Emma out of the cell, dunked her in a toilet head first, threw out Beth, slung one of the twins, etc. Make it look like both of them just ran roughshod over the house.
 
Ethan Ralph might have been onto something referring to KF as 'Fanfiction Farms', he just didn't realise he was a precog talking about Fishtank Season 5. This is genuinely gayer than the Jimmy phone arguments and it's even more morbid knowing half the people participating this time didn't see the phone smash. Time is a flat circle.
 
Kong Strong said:
Have you been watching this show at all? When was this ever the case? Season 4, maybe
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Honestly only season 1 had this level of contestant warring, and that was mostly because it was Josie simps vs Letty chuds.
Season 2 was near unanimously against TJ winning. Not much contention there.
Season 3's entire premise was laughing at clueless normies. Was very much about laughing at the retards.
Season 4 had a fundamentally unlikeable cast. Nobody was particularly big on any of them.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
Honestly only season 1 had this level of contestant warring, and that was mostly because it was Josie simps vs Letty chuds.
Season 2 was near unanimously against TJ winning. Not much contention there.
Season 3's entire premise was laughing at clueless normies. Was very much about laughing at the retards.
Season 4 had a fundamentally unlikeable cast. Nobody was particularly big on any of them.
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Brianbuddies vs Cole, Tay vs The House
Season 3 just had only one real competitor that deserved the win in Burt
I checked out of s4 after they Kicked Jin, it seemed gay from what I could tell.
 
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