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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Polyboros2 said:
I'm not even a fan of Drake, I'd be fine if they kicked both of them and brought Landon back to lose to the Twins.

Funniest everyone right now though is Bashir works his ass off making good that ends up as extra money for Drake.
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Ive theorized for a while that Bashir was always meant to win, but after last night I wouldnt be shocked if they do some sort of juke and double eliminate Drake and Bashir and give Twins the win.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I agree. The Market is a great bit, and it's a shame they abandoned it.
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Penguin Soldier said:
Losing the market/Job gimmick really has hurt the show overall imo. I hope it's back next season because It's got a lot of potential, especially once you've worked out the kinks.
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The market/Job system was the only reason the fish did anything in the first half of the day, and Ive pretty much given up watching before 2-4pm EST since they just all sleep in with nothing to do ever since it fell apart.

The fish got majorly demotivated from the job system, because:

1. They never got paid on time. Atleast half the time, they got paid once every two days, after production would forget to pay them after they did a job and not pay them until the next night. They had to constantly remind production to pay them.
2. The prices in the store are totally fucked. Ice cream cost 10$. A single energy drink cost 5$. The jobs payed too low. Making them buy things like paper towel to clean up messes and having to buy their own toilet paper was stupid.
Every fish had a nicotine addiction and vapes cost 45$, It was the only thing half of them bought for a long time, and it took as many as 3-4 days to save for one.
3. Early on they sold all the food in the house only in the market. but every couple nights the wiggers gave them doordash, so they just stopped buying food and waited for wiggers to give them food.
4. Production took all their money and emptied the fridge one night so it super demotivated them from engaging with the system since if they did, they probably would just get robbed again.
5. Biggest one of all. Jobs paid too low, things cost too much. Some jobs took half a day to complete and paid 14 dollars. Some took the fish 20 minutes to do and paid 22$. It was totally unbalanced.
6. Twins broke out of the matrix and just started stealing. Never got punished, all other fish just started copying them.
7. Final death blow was Laura stealing hundreds of dollars from the register. She gave all the fish near 100$ each and didn't get punished.
8. Wiggers have a history of putting in less effort as the season progresses. This season is no different.

This also isn't the first time they tested a monetary system, they did it on bloodgames too. It had a similar problem where the economy collapsed and they just stopped using it.
Long post but i just wanted to share my thoughts on the job stuff. Its a good idea but needs to be balanced to be worth it.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Ive theorized for a while that Bashir was always meant to win, but after last night I wouldnt be shocked if they do some sort of juke and double eliminate Drake and Bashir and give Twins the win.
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Bashir has already won. He has rekindled and strengthened the faith of many. He has won people over being his autistic ginger muslim samurai cowboy self. and won the hearts of a few women too.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Okay? I'm just saying Drake seethers should quit trying to revise history to say "Oh but Bashir would totally be top dog in the house right now if it wasn't for X" Anything could be different. Bashir could have just talked to people differently and maybe have James out of the house by now.
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I just used the same logic you did, but in a way that favors Bashir instead and all the sudden it's "anything could be different" lmao.
 
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Tard Reich 2.0 having fun making GOO

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Drake 12 hours ago: BRO IM GOING TO CHOKE YOU OUT EVERY CHANCE I GET

Meanwhile, in reality, sitting a nice safe 10 yards away, seething while this ginger retard tries to light a cigarillo with an electric stove top:
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ncarto23 said:
As long as Laura is put to death, im cool with any ending.
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She is actually quite impressive when you consider she managed to do in less than a season what Frank took 4+ seasons to do. Started so strong and now when she comes on a cam i hope she just leaves. I will watch dumbgay over her.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Ive theorized for a while that Bashir was always meant to win, but after last night I wouldnt be shocked if they do some sort of juke and double eliminate Drake and Bashir and give Twins the win.
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More so than ever after last night, I'm really hoping that they make a huge deal of the drake vs Bashir rivals story line, and have it culminate with them competing against one another to the point of exhaustion,
Then just handing the win to the Twins just to piss them off. Its the funniest possible option.

I also could see Bashir winning just because the wiggers know it will piss people off, and that seems to be a major theme this season more-so than any other, deliberately trying to anger the audience.
 
I don't care what anyone says, as @skrod has named it: making goo is Calmtent. aka Good Nontent.
Pink Goo being measured now. Dumbgay also just mentioned it's almost Good Friday (that was last Friday).
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Meanwhile, in reality, sitting a nice safe 10 yards away, seething while this ginger retard tries to light a cigarillo with an electric stove top:
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Apparently he claims that those death threats were actually mega 4D references to Alex B that no one got.
Plasticise said:
More so than ever after last night, I'm really hoping that they make a huge deal of the drake vs Bashir rivals story line, and have it culminate with them competing against one another to the point of exhaustion,
Then just handing the win to the Twins just to piss them off. Its the funniest possible option.
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Fat Gay Riker said:
I don't care what anyone says, as @skrod has named it: making goo is Calmtent. aka Good Nontent.
Pink Goo being measured now. Dumbgay also just mentioned it's almost Good Friday (that was last Friday).
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Thats really how the show should work: Morning/Afternoon is watchable nontent and then primetime you liquor them up and let the fireworks go off. Not at 3AM.
 
anliteralidiot said:
He went to production because he thought he was having an allergic reaction, but it turned out to just be mosquito bites.
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Right before his allergic reaction, he took some liquid DayQuil. I think he had a reaction to that but I don’t see anyone mention it. I may have missed something but he said “I’ve never taken this before” I am pretty sure and was trying to ask what the ingredients were.
 
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