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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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Kong Strong said:
I don't think persistence works at all, you can generally tell if you have a chance with someone the first time you lightly flirt.


In general I think men and women basically want one thing out of a relationship and its someone that will make their life more interesting/lively.
You basically need to create the impression that you are going places and living an interesting life and they can come along for that ride if they want.
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This lol, as soon as there is any slight indication she isn't interested, move on immediately. Especially in the context of a chick you've known less than a week on some internet livestream.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
>when Dumbgay starts talking
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I mean earlier he was talking about preserving the white race, called BLM a scam, and said he will lose it if they get an indian president in the US.
Minorityreport said:
He just said he has nothing to live for (:_(
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Yeah this is kinda why I didn't like the "playing with a retards feelings" bit.
Let's be brutally honest for a second, Landon is not the kind of person someone like Vimp would be attracted to, be it to his looks or his personality. It was bound to end up in a massive disappointment.
I mean it IS funny in the context of the show but I do feel bad for him because he genuinely believed like he had a chance with her with the cuddling shit and the date bit.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
I mean earlier he was talking about preserving the white race, called BLM a scam, and said he will lose it if they get an indian president in the US.

Yeah this is kinda why I didn't like the "playing with a retards feelings" bit.
Let's be brutally honest for a second, Landon is not the kind of person someone like Vimp would be attracted to, be it to his looks or his personality. It was bound to end up in a massive disappointment.
I mean it IS funny in the context of the show but I do feel bad for him because he genuinely believed like he had a chance with her with the cuddling shit and the date bit.
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He needs to be bullied a bit in this situation, I promise it will do him good in the long run and he will wisen up the next time these situations come up.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
Let's be brutally honest for a second, Landon is not the kind of person someone like Vimp would be attracted to, be it to his looks or his personality. It was bound to end up in a massive disappointment.
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vimp is definitely the sort to court simps like landon just because she likes attention. she's a rave slut that hangs out with binx.

although, landon probably should have learned this lesson when he was like 16. do they not have nerd-larper skanks in wisconsin or something?
 
SneakEnergy said:
He needs to be bullied a bit in this situation, I promise it will do him good in the long run and he will wisen up the next time these situations come up.
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This, dude is acting like tiger of the house but a real tiger would still be in the competition.
 
 

Vimp says she's telling the truth (as far as she knows) at around 1:40
Landon is mad at around 3:30
 
Goddamn, I was naively thinking that Vimp/Landon could happen after all the consensual cuddles and hanging out laughing together, but it looks like the janny failed miserably in the wee small hours and has driven the egirl away.

I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU

This crash out is funny and deserved.
 
Charnel Ground said:
Goddamn, I was naively thinking that Vimp/Landon could happen after all the consensual cuddles and hanging out laughing together, but it looks like the janny failed miserably in the wee small hours and has driven the egirl away.

I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU, WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU

This crash out is funny and deserved.
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You can basically pinpoint the moment she got the ick when they called her into the room.
Before that point it was possible but after the ick set in it was over.
 
If your child struggles socially for any reason, it's up to you as a parent to ensure they don't stagnate. No mostly-functional young man should be this inept at courting women by age 21.
My parents did very, very little to help me and I was lucky to have had some psychologically traumatic but ultimately harmless embarrassments in high school that helped me out a lot.

Also, people pretend like guys with autism are cute little beacons of innocence that hopefully will find love. The problem is that even if they do, they will almost certainly be burdens on their wives because they can't handle the types of situations that men are supposed to handle. Most spergs don't even have the ability or desire to defend their girl if she were attacked or mugged or whatever. Not to mention girls can sniff this shit from a mile away. Not ideal. Don't coddle your boys because they're "sweet".
 
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