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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Landon betrayed Bashir time and time again because whichever mommy of the moment told him to. Now he's crashing out because all his simping led to nothing. Karma in action. Instead of being the endearing retard of the house, he's now known as the guy who betrays people and begs for pussy.
 
Why the fuck is she here, wasnt she sleeping downstairs? Gang will wake up and see these autists still going at it

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Vimp is just ugly enough that it's possible she might just be enjoying the attention and never had to tell a guy off like this before. Most women learn to reject men normally by the time they finish high school. This is just straight up pathetic and mean at this point.
 
Landon taking a lot of TTS hate. People have been trying to make Landon destroy the goo in many ways. He is strained.

 
Landon betrayed Bashir time and time again because whichever mommy of the moment told him to. Now he's crashing out because all his simping led to nothing. Karma in action. Instead of being the endearing retard of the house, he's now known as the guy who betrays people and begs for pussy.
Don't forget the janny will also sell out his morals for cash too and not just a theoretical crumb of pussy. Ben told him he'd get $500 to get the Twins drunk, and completely failed at that too.
 
BASED BASHIR W

>enters
>"BRO, ARE YOU BEGGING HER TO KISS YOU? GO SLEEP MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
>leaves


Bashir comforts Landon the RAPED for an hour before being convinced he's being manipulated because Landon is retarted.
 
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I'm getting so much schadenfreude out of this. So many posts talked about how much growth as a person hes had; he entered the tank a whiney cry baby, now he's leaving the tank a whiney cry baby with an ego and alcohol problem lol. He has taken the wrong thing from every learning moment he has had.
 
Yeah this is kinda why I didn't like the "playing with a retards feelings" bit.
Let's be brutally honest for a second, Landon is not the kind of person someone like Vimp would be attracted to, be it to his looks or his personality. It was bound to end up in a massive disappointment.
I mean it IS funny in the context of the show but I do feel bad for him because he genuinely believed like he had a chance with her with the cuddling shit and the date bit.
I think that he actually had a chance. She was vibing being awkward with him and I think 1000000% using her as a prop to kiss in front of burt and basically begging her for an hour while dumbgay tells "kiss him vimp!!!!" Gave her the ick hard
 
Ngl this was pathetic but production egged it on, and Vimp never just said FUCK OFF because she was enjoying it.
 
I don't think persistence works at all, you can generally tell if you have a chance with someone the first time you lightly flirt.


In general I think men and women basically want one thing out of a relationship and its someone that will make their life more interesting/lively.
You basically need to create the impression that you are going places and living an interesting life and they can come along for that ride if they want.
I think so many guys genuinely dont understand what women what. Especially men on kiwifarms/4chan. Women can work and provide for themselves and as more women enter the workforce, the "traditional" value of men as a breadwinner has degraded significantly. Women want an emotionally mature man who can support them, not some dude eqho works a decent 9-5 and comes home and crushes 8 beers and passes put on the couch
 
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