🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[crisisactor]

I’m not sure if this has been discussed yet, or if anyone cares but the Wired reporter is Owen Long, previous freelance contributor to New York Magazine.

Journo article with images of him.

 

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[ElAbominacion]

I'm tuning out from the Bingo/Bongo show. They had Fishtank on easy mode, with nobody really going up against them and production essentially tailoring some challenges to their strengths.

The only solace anyone can have out of them winning the 50k is that they'll waste it almost immediately into useless shit like trying to use it to peddle their art (which fucking sucks).

 

[bookers]

I dont understand why burt is upset?
according to the song he likes making goo!

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

He had most of the house at the time help him try and storm Drake's base. Some fish literally walked out of the cell for him.

Participated in poopoopeepee tank despite speaking against it. Accused others of being on the side of evil for defending themselves against him.
Often refused to take responsibility for his own actions.

Whines about things at the drop of a hat.

People just straight up do revisionist history for Bashir to make the show fit their ideals lol. I'm alright with the guy but he's hardly a saint that sticks to his word all the time.

His complaining is next level for sure.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm tuning out from the Bingo/Bongo show. They had Fishtank on easy mode, with nobody really going up against them and production essentially tailoring some challenges to their strengths.

The only solace anyone can have out of them winning the 50k is that they'll waste it almost immediately into useless shit like trying to use it to peddle their art (which fucking sucks).

It's a fake and gay peepee poopoo autistic retard torture show guy, relax.

 

[Kong Strong]

He had most of the house at the time help him try and storm Drake's base. Some fish literally walked out of the cell for him.

No only VIMP helped him siege the base, mind you there wasn't even a challenge at the time production just told them to be confrontational. Despite there not being a challenge no one helped him and just stood around.

Participated in poopoopeepee tank despite speaking against it.

No he said he doesn't like peepee tank because there is nowhere to go from there, which was proven 100% right by the fact that once he forced peepee tank production stopped everything and told them to clean up and go sleep.

Often refused to take responsibility for his own actions.

He has often agreed with direct criticism from people that aren't direct adversaries like when VIMP called him out for not following the moral of the two stories he had shared. He has maintained that VIMP calling him out on this and motivating him was the only reason they survived the candy challenge.

Whines about things at the drop of a hat

Jimmy autism, very funny to watch him whine and then realize in real time he is whining and trying to get out of it lol.

The accusing people of Evil because of actions on fishtank seems out of character for someone that takes religion that die hard but feel free to link a clip I might've missed

 

[Rango Dango]

I'm tuning out from the Bingo/Bongo show. They had Fishtank on easy mode, with nobody really going up against them and production essentially tailoring some challenges to their strengths.

The only solace anyone can have out of them winning the 50k is that they'll waste it almost immediately into useless shit like trying to use it to peddle their art (which fucking sucks).

>meat olympics

 

[Meiwaku]

 

[Jackpot]

I'm tuning out from the Bingo/Bongo show. They had Fishtank on easy mode, with nobody really going up against them and production essentially tailoring some challenges to their strengths.

The only solace anyone can have out of them winning the 50k is that they'll waste it almost immediately into useless shit like trying to use it to peddle their art (which fucking sucks).

Maybe you should have TTSed their competition to press two of the most popular fish more before they yanked the rug out from under them.

You can argue many challenges were tailored for each individual fish. Unless you are implying the Triathalon was somehow built in their favor. You are really meaning that the Family Guy trivia bit, they have done before in multiple seasons, happened to work out in their favor.

Edit: I will add that at any point in time James Drake could have busted their door down during the candy challenge and stripped every last piece of candy from them (tailored for them btw). But we are still pretending likeability isn't a trait in this game after 5 seasons.

 

[crb]

I'm tuning out from the Bingo/Bongo show. They had Fishtank on easy mode, with nobody really going up against them and production essentially tailoring some challenges to their strengths.

The only solace anyone can have out of them winning the 50k is that they'll waste it almost immediately into useless shit like trying to use it to peddle their art (which fucking sucks).

Hey JD tell the class if that was really your girlfriend (male)

 

[Jobama]

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This lazy housenigger has spent his ENTIRE time on the show talking about how hellish S2 was and now hes 24 hours into a fast (baby mode) and he's down for the count.

He needs his beauty sleep.

 

[ElAbominacion]

It's a fake and gay peepee poopoo autistic retard torture show guy, relax.

I'm relaxed. I may have written more pathos into that post than I'd usually like.

 

[Enig]

Paranoid theory here, but I'm starting to think the reason for all the goo is they're packing it and the remaining fish/freeloaders into the RV to do a public selloff of the goo tubs with the fish that sells the most being the final winner. It gives a reason for them to have the RV there outside the sorta weak interseason ideas they were laughing their way through saying, lets Burt freak out on cam again for views, fits into why they wanted so many goo tubs cranked out, and it also explains randomly extending the season by three days since that'd give more time for making goo or might even factor into however far away the destination is that they'd need more time added onto the season clock.

 

[Rango Dango]

"im gonna fucking doxx you if you do not let me on the show" - jet

 

[hog cranking frog]

From last night's basement talk (which I still can't find a full segment of, only clips), Letty thinks the Wired article might be a hit piece because the journo asked some of production about Stockholm syndrome:
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Actually like how little Jet cares about the journos. Jet W

 

[ElAbominacion]

Actually like how little Jet cares about the journos. Jet W

Caring about journos when the thing is funded by fans is stupid, anyway. Your clientele is already set and it doesn't care if you get cancelled.

 

[Agares]

"im gonna fucking doxx you if you do not let me on the show" - jet

And then he impersonated the alogs to a T before getting MOGGED by Burt.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Paranoid theory here, but I'm starting to think the reason for all the goo is they're packing it and the remaining fish/freeloaders into the RV to do a public selloff of the goo tubs with the fish that sells the most being the final winner. It gives a reason for them to have the RV there outside the sorta weak interseason ideas they were laughing their way through saying, lets Burt freak out on cam again for views, fits into why they wanted so many goo tubs cranked out, and it also explains randomly extending the season by three days since that'd give more time for making goo or might even factor into however far away the destination is that they'd need more time added onto the season clock.

I’d like to see production press them on calling the “slime” goo every time that they try to sell it.

If I were unaware of the show, and a ginger cowboy samurai approached me from a van to try and sell me an overpriced tub of “goo”, I’d call the police and/or quickly run from the scene.

 

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Landon is alone and sitting in silence