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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
I’m not sure if this has been discussed yet, or if anyone cares but the Wired reporter is Owen Long, previous freelance contributor to New York Magazine.

Journo article with images of him.
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I'm tuning out from the Bingo/Bongo show. They had Fishtank on easy mode, with nobody really going up against them and production essentially tailoring some challenges to their strengths.

The only solace anyone can have out of them winning the 50k is that they'll waste it almost immediately into useless shit like trying to use it to peddle their art (which fucking sucks).
 
PhoneCharger said:
He had most of the house at the time help him try and storm Drake's base. Some fish literally walked out of the cell for him.

Participated in poopoopeepee tank despite speaking against it. Accused others of being on the side of evil for defending themselves against him.
Often refused to take responsibility for his own actions.

Whines about things at the drop of a hat.
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People just straight up do revisionist history for Bashir to make the show fit their ideals lol. I'm alright with the guy but he's hardly a saint that sticks to his word all the time.

His complaining is next level for sure.
 
ElAbominacion said:
I'm tuning out from the Bingo/Bongo show. They had Fishtank on easy mode, with nobody really going up against them and production essentially tailoring some challenges to their strengths.

The only solace anyone can have out of them winning the 50k is that they'll waste it almost immediately into useless shit like trying to use it to peddle their art (which fucking sucks).
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It's a fake and gay peepee poopoo autistic retard torture show guy, relax.
 
PhoneCharger said:
He had most of the house at the time help him try and storm Drake's base. Some fish literally walked out of the cell for him.
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No only VIMP helped him siege the base, mind you there wasn't even a challenge at the time production just told them to be confrontational. Despite there not being a challenge no one helped him and just stood around.
PhoneCharger said:
Participated in poopoopeepee tank despite speaking against it.
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No he said he doesn't like peepee tank because there is nowhere to go from there, which was proven 100% right by the fact that once he forced peepee tank production stopped everything and told them to clean up and go sleep.
PhoneCharger said:
Often refused to take responsibility for his own actions.
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He has often agreed with direct criticism from people that aren't direct adversaries like when VIMP called him out for not following the moral of the two stories he had shared. He has maintained that VIMP calling him out on this and motivating him was the only reason they survived the candy challenge.
PhoneCharger said:
Whines about things at the drop of a hat
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Jimmy autism, very funny to watch him whine and then realize in real time he is whining and trying to get out of it lol.

The accusing people of Evil because of actions on fishtank seems out of character for someone that takes religion that die hard but feel free to link a clip I might've missed
 
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ElAbominacion said:
I'm tuning out from the Bingo/Bongo show. They had Fishtank on easy mode, with nobody really going up against them and production essentially tailoring some challenges to their strengths.

The only solace anyone can have out of them winning the 50k is that they'll waste it almost immediately into useless shit like trying to use it to peddle their art (which fucking sucks).
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>meat olympics
 
ElAbominacion said:
I'm tuning out from the Bingo/Bongo show. They had Fishtank on easy mode, with nobody really going up against them and production essentially tailoring some challenges to their strengths.

The only solace anyone can have out of them winning the 50k is that they'll waste it almost immediately into useless shit like trying to use it to peddle their art (which fucking sucks).
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Maybe you should have TTSed their competition to press two of the most popular fish more before they yanked the rug out from under them.

You can argue many challenges were tailored for each individual fish. Unless you are implying the Triathalon was somehow built in their favor. You are really meaning that the Family Guy trivia bit, they have done before in multiple seasons, happened to work out in their favor.

Edit: I will add that at any point in time James Drake could have busted their door down during the candy challenge and stripped every last piece of candy from them (tailored for them btw). But we are still pretending likeability isn't a trait in this game after 5 seasons.
 
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ElAbominacion said:
I'm tuning out from the Bingo/Bongo show. They had Fishtank on easy mode, with nobody really going up against them and production essentially tailoring some challenges to their strengths.

The only solace anyone can have out of them winning the 50k is that they'll waste it almost immediately into useless shit like trying to use it to peddle their art (which fucking sucks).
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Hey JD tell the class if that was really your girlfriend (male)
 
Paranoid theory here, but I'm starting to think the reason for all the goo is they're packing it and the remaining fish/freeloaders into the RV to do a public selloff of the goo tubs with the fish that sells the most being the final winner. It gives a reason for them to have the RV there outside the sorta weak interseason ideas they were laughing their way through saying, lets Burt freak out on cam again for views, fits into why they wanted so many goo tubs cranked out, and it also explains randomly extending the season by three days since that'd give more time for making goo or might even factor into however far away the destination is that they'd need more time added onto the season clock.
 
Enig said:
Paranoid theory here, but I'm starting to think the reason for all the goo is they're packing it and the remaining fish/freeloaders into the RV to do a public selloff of the goo tubs with the fish that sells the most being the final winner. It gives a reason for them to have the RV there outside the sorta weak interseason ideas they were laughing their way through saying, lets Burt freak out on cam again for views, fits into why they wanted so many goo tubs cranked out, and it also explains randomly extending the season by three days since that'd give more time for making goo or might even factor into however far away the destination is that they'd need more time added onto the season clock.
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I’d like to see production press them on calling the “slime” goo every time that they try to sell it.

If I were unaware of the show, and a ginger cowboy samurai approached me from a van to try and sell me an overpriced tub of “goo”, I’d call the police and/or quickly run from the scene.
 
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