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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
sex haver said:
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It is Homestuck Day or something, so of course, the twins have been given wigs and shirts for the trolls from that comic (I think, I've never read it, just vaguely recognize this) to come hang out with Mints in the bar.
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The twins fucked off really quickly and now it is just Mints and Blane whining about Team Fortress 2 balance.
 
Wax said:
The Bashtard cope has been fucking rich.

Bashir was elimated fair and square, twice. He compained to production CONSTANTLY, almost every single day. He got mogged by every man in the house and could only physically outplay women (mints is a woman btw), and even then he resorted to splashing irritants in their eyes. He's an insufferable narcisistic loser.

Total muslim death. Total Bashtard suicide.

There will be no camping trip.
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>Bashir still making people cry and seethe
YA JUST GOTTA
 
I didn't like the ending but I'm also struggling to think of a proper final challenge that might be balanced specifically between the Twins and James Drake.

Now If I were being paid to do this, I might not struggle as hard and I'd do my fucking job and think of what that challenge might be.
 
Not a fan of this overtime bullshit. Should have just done confessionals solo/groups to let them share socials and reflect on what happened. This shit retarded and I'm unfortunately employed so can't watch it for too long
 
Man I just keep cracking up thinking about that room silently stunned in horror with burt just going ballistic. After growing tired of his nasty sex pest shit on the off-season I've come back around on him again. He is a net positive to the show as an absolutely insane example of humanity.
 
sex haver said:
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It is Homestuck Day or something, so of course, the twins have been given wigs and shirts for the trolls from that comic (I think, I've never read it, just vaguely recognize this) to come hang out with Mints in the bar.
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Sick fucks making them karkat specifically to try and make me pay jet money to see the clips.
 
Aidan said:
Jet is once again asking for you to get him in touch with an investor/rich guy to help fund the show. I agree, show rich people the final challenge of each season and for season 4, show Sam's speech.
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No investor should get involved. They won't clear enough each season to justify the risk. Jet couldn't make his wage from the show and prep last two years so clearly he isn't paying himself six figures a season. The show can never grow beyond a scuffed setup as any attempt to deal with real entertainment means guilds and unions which instantly bloats the production cost to levels that no amount of tts will help payback.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I didn't like the ending but I'm also struggling to think of a proper final challenge that might be balanced specifically between the Twins and James Drake.

Now If I were being paid to do this, I might not struggle as hard and I'd do my fucking job and think of what that challenge might be.
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Final challenge should have been another series of challenges based off all previous challenges through the season. Who can hold onto a plant the longest, who can eat the most candy, bring back the big keyboard, etc
 
Shout out to everyone in Sneedchat on the fishtank section. I enjoyed chatting with all you passionate viewers. Discussion, speculation, screenshotting, and clipping moments during the last 30 days. Also, thank you Null for saying we are the most well behaved chat unlike others
Watching Fishtank while working makes the work day go by fast, and getting paid to watch fishtank is a win-win scenario. I look forward to the next season in the next 6 months!

Side note: My favorite TTS meta was the Old Head with the catchphrase "eat my ass" followed by "suck me through my jorts!" If someone could make a compilation of that, I would be so grateful!
These are the only ones I manage to capture, though I missed a lot for sure.






 
Wax said:
The Bashtard cope has been fucking rich.

Bashir was elimated fair and square, twice. He compained to production CONSTANTLY, almost every single day. He got mogged by every man in the house and could only physically outplay women (mints is a woman btw), and even then he resorted to splashing irritants in their eyes. He's an insufferable narcisistic loser.

Total muslim death. Total Bashtard suicide.

There will be no camping trip.
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100% agree except that I wouldn't change anything about him for the season as a whole and I want him back for Bloodgames 2 with a Muslim acid thrower class.
 
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