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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Vimp and Binx were fucking around with the goo for photos and Vimp got stuck.
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She left her shoes in the goo to escape:
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Overall, having slept on it, here are my thoughts:

This was a very good season. It's my second favorite overall behind S3. It had a very solid cast, it actually ended without interruption, and I had a lot of fun with Sneedchat and the thread. It also had a very solid cast of freeloaders, some great feuds and B plots.

Drake/Bashir and Burt/Dumbgay are easily the 2 best feuds in Fishtank history. If you want to say Bashir/Drake watermelon golf was the real finale I won't stop you. I felt this was the strongest final 3 in Fishtank history too.

The finale made me very uncomfortable, I watched it all the way through but I muted it after a bit because it was really, really hard to watch. I see what they thought it would be on paper but that was just a giant misfire, and it made me think about the nature of Fishtank finales. There are two types of finales, challenge-based and entertainment finales. Challenge-based would be the S2 finale and the S5 finale, and also the cell finale of S1 (even though that wasn't the REAL finale). Entertainment-based is the Willy Wonka ending of S1 and the Burt ending of S3 (as well as the new, canonical S3 Shit Wars ending). I think I prefer entertainment-based endings where they just arbitrarily pick the winner. I've also realized Sam has this raw creativity that the wiggers just don't and he would have come up with a much more entertaining finale imo. The Willy Wonka ending was his idea, as was the Burt desert ending. I don't hold any ill will against James Drake, he wanted to win and he had the killer instinct to do it even though it sucked. The people alogging him are cringe.

The finale wrestling definitely left a bad taste in my mouth, but vibes were (partially) restored by what they did after with the more lighthearted S3 ending and then the cameras staying on. Being able to go through the house, see familiar faces and hear familiar sounds, as well as see the twins all cleaned up, goo-less, and seemingly fine did a lot to make me feel better.

Overall I am cautiously optimistic about Fishtank's future. I will be renewing my season pass for this month in anticipation of promised post-season content. If I get more than 10 hours of at least solid entertainment over the next month, for a cost of less than $1 per hour when it's all said and done, I will keep renewing.

Each season of Fishtank is its own closed system, its own science experiment. The fun of watching is figuring out what this season will turn into. Ironically, Bashir's content cucking attempts and his insistence that Fishtank "should" be Friendtank are what made me realize this. Fishtank shouldn't be anything but an experiment and we just see where it goes. Each season is different because it's seeded with a different cast and different circumstances. That's part of the magic.

Now I have to catch up on all the lolcows I've neglected for the past 4 weeks :sigh:
i dont think burt actually made any goo the whole time he was there lol
maybe i missed it though
Burt made no goo by himself. He only did work after Bashir tard wrangled him.
 
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This pretty much sums up why i dont like Drake as a Fish.
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Beginning to end, coddled.
Twins were coddled by the other Fish. Not by production. A legitimate strategy. Seem so retarded and weak that no one wants to fuck with you.
James was coddled by production the entire show. A large physically fit and intimidating 36 year old man who got carried to the end without getting fucked with so that Jet and Ben can say that "Normies can win!"
 
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This pretty much sums up why i dont like Drake as a Fish.
Beginning to end, coddled.
Twins were coddled by the other Fish. Not by production. A legitimate strategy. Seem so retarded and weak that no one wants to fuck with you.
James was coddled by production the entire show. A large physically fit and intimidating 36 year old man who got carried to the end without getting fucked with so that Jet and Ben can say that "Normies can win!"
It could have been The Wire's absolute series finale with Drake v Bashir. We may never know the true ending.
 
Twins were coddled by the other Fish. Not by production
That's extreme butthurt cope.

They told Dunyaye to come in and partner with Drake because at the time it was 6v1 or some shit. We directly heard them on camera telling multiple freeloaders to go after Drake eventually and they were just ineffective. Even if Dunyaye did go after him he would have just mumbled something that sounds like a facebook motivational meme then stared off into space like a Vietnam vet.
 
"They'll need to do something besides Youtube, youtube is bad"
Seriously, fuck jet. YouTube, xitter, and TikTok are the best platforms to grow organically on. Instagram is getting better but you need to "know" what the aglo wants.
Platforms like Kick and Twitch are awful and basically just translate to a salary that can be arbitrarily docked if you aren't making the content the platform wants(so, sexual stuff, gamba, or curated IRL with other kick people)

The sort of organic growth that comes from YT/X/TT/IG can actually be translated to sales and networking outside the platform, rather than just attracting a bunch of jeets that donate $5 sometimes on top of your Kick Salary - the absolute best play for the twins is to start shitposting on twitter, simulcast streams on every platform(including kick, but no disadvantageous exclusivity contract bullshit), and try to pipeline that into commissions and gigs.
 
This pretty much sums up why i dont like Drake as a Fish.
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Beginning to end, coddled.
Twins were coddled by the other Fish. Not by production. A legitimate strategy. Seem so retarded and weak that no one wants to fuck with you.
James was coddled by production the entire show. A large physically fit and intimidating 36 year old man who got carried to the end without getting fucked with so that Jet and Ben can say that "Normies can win!"
What is the implication here, that Drake was too soft to take ribbing by a black faggot? He ended the show a psychopath, was up for literally anything. Retarded. If he was coddled which I don't believe he was it was pointless.

I woke up this morning with 🎶GOO MAKES ME HAPPY, WHEN I MAKE IT IN A FAC-TOR-Y🎵and in my minds eye I saw Burt's face as Drake choked the life out of the twins. Without question the most psychically disturbing thing I have seen on reality tv.

Btw any news on the sprinter van? I am considering giving the wiggers money, but not just to watch a filthy house for a week and then nothing for 2 months.
 
That's extreme butthurt cope.
They told Dunyaye to come in and partner with Drake because at the time it was 6v1 (it was 6v2) or some shit. We directly heard them on camera telling multiple freeloaders to go after Drake eventually and they were just ineffective. Even if Dunyaye did go after him he would have just mumbled something that sounds like a facebook motivational meme then stared off into space like a Vietnam vet.
Ok, so having Drake effectivly lose the social game, and have the entire house decide to force him out, and production sends in in TWO extra freeloaders to join his team, is not coddling. Got it! He also had Laura already with him, by far and away the second strongest person in the house, but getting 2 extra people to join him is fair, i guess?

Also please give me examples of freeloaders being told to target Drake. Burt being gay towards him does not count.
Did Vimp do anything against him? Nope. Did Blane? Nope. Bliccy? Nope. Blue Vimp? Nope. Alex B? Nope. Dumbgay, nope.

From memory i at least remember production telling Laura to target the Twins, and she just said no. Binx also seemed to have instructions to go against the Twins at one point but also just decided to do nothing instead.
 
Inshallah you will become Bashir's 5th and most favored wife.

:lossmanjack: Thank you for believing in me, thread.

Also Bashir posted all of his music he brought. I fw him more now because his taste is amazing. I've been listening to Title Fight and The Used quite a bit lately. He's got a lot of good oldies on there too.

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Hopefully he drops a movie list and it's not just Dr.Zhvago listed 30 times.
 
Ok, so having Drake effectivly lose the social game, and have the entire house decide to force him out, and production sends in in TWO extra freeloaders to join his team, is not coddling. Got it! He also had Laura already with him, by far and away the second strongest person in the house, but getting 2 extra people to join him is fair, i guess?

Also please give me examples of freeloaders being told to target Drake. Burt being gay towards him does not count.
Did Vimp do anything against him? Nope. Did Blane? Nope. Bliccy? Nope. Blue Vimp? Nope. Alex B? Nope. Dumbgay, nope.

From memory i at least remember production telling Laura to target the Twins, and she just said no. Binx also seemed to have instructions to go against the Twins at one point but also just decided to do nothing instead.
How would you even fuck with the twins? half the time they were in their own world. Bashir summed them up very well by describing them as cats because one minute they would be napping the next skittling around doing weird bug things.
There was a time when Beth was in the tank an Bongo basically grabbed her to stop doing peepeepoopoo and yelled at her, there was that time Bingo had a huge fit due to lack of sleep when Alex woke them up.

Overall they were not part of any Peepee poopoo wars unlike everyone else thats why they avoided being fucked with mostly.
 
I can not emphasize how terrible the twins agonizing was, but this is probably on of my favorite moments of all time in fishtank just for the fact that burt is so unhinged. A completely smooth shaven black man screaming for a white man to kill two white girls while letting out insane cackles because he's gay crushing on him. It's so absurd lol.

I think the most cringe moment of the season goes to the absolute nerd sending Bashir tts in overtime begging him to join the forum. Absolutely embarrassing behavior.
 
drake was crying about no one boxing him for days. duanyay comes in and starts screaming about how he can fight and wants to box bashir.

james drake sat in the corner like a cuck while this was happening. even said "I got no problem with this"

so james drake acts tough around 7 or 8 spastic retards but a fat, homosexual, nigger with bitch tits comes asking to box someone and he sits down.

get off your knees, white men. pathetic
 
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